Who controls the Hype!?

[blind_fury]

I took the red pill today and found out the hype is contolled by machines and we're all batteries!

 

[C. Lee]

I took the red pill today and found out the hype is contolled by machines and we're all batteries!

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

cool, that reminds me of the electrocution scene in The Phantom of the Paradise.

EDIT: plus, now we can cause twice as many Hype-related seizures here.

 

[blind_fury]

aaaargghh!!! I have epilepsy you ****!!!

*falls to floor and convulses violently*

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

*shoves leather wallet into blind fury's mouth*

 

[C. Lee]

*shoves leather wallet into blind fury's mouth*

Be sure to take the money and credit cards out first...he's liable to swallow it.

 

[blind_fury]

how can you joke at a time like this!!!

*shakes uncontrollably*

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Be sure to take the money and credit cards out first...he's liable to swallow it.

My wallet's just a "condom-case".
I keep my money in my shoe.
I'm not telling which though.

 

[Abaddon]

liar,you own a man-purse.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

liar,you own a man-purse.

Yes. I have a walk-in closet with 54 man-purses. Each was purchased to coordinate with any out-fit choice I might make, given my mood. You're perceptive as f***.

I think you've mixed me up with Holly.

 

[Abaddon]

or Calvin maybe

 

[C. Lee]

how can you joke at a time like this!!!

*shakes uncontrollably*

Drink two of these and call me in the morning.

 

[Jonathan Archer]

Nobody controls the Hype. That's a myth perpetrated by a group of people. The Hype is a product of evolution. Whoever believes that the Hype was created and there's a higher Person controlling it are lunatics. There are many scientific evidences that debunk the theory that the Hype is controlled by a higher force.

So, there!

 

[Henry Hill]

Reptilians control the Hype, their leader is the one you expect the least....

THESUMOFGOD

Night after night, he lurks around the hype, his lizard eyes absorbing as much information as they can, so that he'll be prepared when the grand reptilian master brings upon the inevitable end....

'Course, that's just my opinion