who has the biger mouth?

[snakeinthegear]

spider-man Vs deadpool ??

 

[snakeinthegear]

How hard is to vote people? Pick one and feel free to share any thoughts or opinions.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Deadpool, easily. Spider-Man's obnoxious, but he doesn't hold a candle to Deadpool.

 

[Upset Spideyfan]

Pool. Easily.

 

[kguillou]

Deadpool is easily the bigger mouth. spidey makes jokes 50% of the time he opens his mouth, deapool is ALWAYS saying some silly nonsense. lol

 

[mjdiddy1]

Galactus of course...oh' you didn't mean a physical big mouth...my bad. Deadpool

 

[Captain Useless]

Stephen Tyler

 

[venom892]

LOL.But Yea Deadpool.Spidey does quips Deadpool does whole conversations.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

There was a time when Iceman and Human Torch were as witty/talkative as those 2. Dunno what happened

 

[TheCorpulent1]

The Torch still is sometimes, isn't he? He was in Waid's run, anyway. But he's more of a showboater than a wisecracker.

Iceman just got residual angst from being a mutant. Lord knows no mutants are allowed to have senses of humor anymore. See also: Beast.

 

[Varient]

There was a time when Iceman and Human Torch were as witty/talkative as those 2. Dunno what happened

The Torch had lost Crystal, Frankie Ray and Lyra Laserfist,..........
The Iceman has discovered girls and got mauled by a Cougar for his trouble,...


Neither one has quips to spare anymore.

 

[hippie_hunter]

This isn't even a contest. Deadpool.

 

[YoungE808]

^ I concur.

 

[Shemtov]

Deadpool is crazy. Peter is just a wise guy. The Pool wins.

 

[Sawyer]

Deadpool pimp-slaps Spidey across the face with his big mouth. no contest.

 

[storyteller]

Unless he is unconscious, deadpool never stops talking. I think a man who tells himself to shutup but insults himself has a pretty big mouth.

 

[Mutagen]

Deadpool.

 

[hippie_hunter]

Dear Ipodman,

Why did you vote for Spidey?

 

[Dread]

Definitely Deadpool. Not that Spider-Man doesn't, just Deadpool virtually NEVER shuts up, even when mortally wounded.

The Torch still is sometimes, isn't he? He was in Waid's run, anyway. But he's more of a showboater than a wisecracker.

Iceman just got residual angst from being a mutant. Lord knows no mutants are allowed to have senses of humor anymore. See also: Beast.

To play Devil's Advocate, the X-Men's lives have been a steady train of misery and death for so long, it kind of limits someone's positive mood. How many X-Men have been killed? How many times have they peered into their futures, only to find death and the unquestioned triumph of all their enemies? They've watched Jean die, Cyclops become a trigger happy *****e, Wolverine all but abandon any attempt to reform his temper because it gets better results (which Cyke now encourages), Angel become Apocalypse Angst Personified, Polaris go insane, Havok be presumed dead for ages, Xavier to reveal one more wicked past detail after the next, and even their newest students have been slaughtered and maimed en masse. Colossus was among the purest of them and he got to outlive his family, sister, and girlfriend, in that order. To have a sense of humor as an X-Man since the mid 90's is literally to be akin to the Joker, someone who laughs at death or torment.

Which is a problem. Endless angst has kept the X-Men recognizable, but has often reached overkill. That is half the tragedy of reading something like FIRST CLASS, knowing the X-Men will never be that pure or fun again, especially as characters. You couldn't, not with what they experience monthly. It also makes them daunting to write, I imagine. Colossus was in an endless funk in the 90's due to his sister and family dying, and now he is in an endless funk over Kitty. Who next to kill off, that flight attendant he briefly dated during the Claremont/Bryne era? Sadly, that has likely led to the cycle that has kept him from writers' attention for anything decent. Endless misery only writes itself for so long before becoming just as much of a predictable gag as talking gorillas, only more pretentious. The X-Men are the only franchise where someone named "The Sugar Man" is supposed to be treated with the utmost seriousness.

Slott fought hard to get Beast on MIGHTY AVENGERS, though. Maybe editorial may give at some point.

 

[kguillou]

I think some characters were meant to be put through constant misery, characters like Daredevil, punisher, wolverine and to an extent even Spider-man, all those characters are at their best when their lives are going down the drain. The X-men however, i always felt they worked best during their more "lighter" moments, the moments where we see them as a family, united against a common threat. Joss whedon temporarily revived that aspect of the x-men during his run which was beautiful imo. But since marvel is in "dark" mode these days, i dont see things getting any better for the x-men any time soon which is a shame because they really really really need a break.

 

[3dman27]

your friendly neighborhood SPIDER-MAN

 

[Sasquatch]

Love your avatar, 3D. But I'm going to have to go with the Pool on this one.

Have Spider-Man and Deadpool ever fought each other? You would hardly have room for any of the illustrations. It would all be text from their non-stop babbling. Deadpool would win, though.

 

[Varient]

She hulk.

 

[Sasquatch]

They fought in She Hulk or did you mean She Hulk has a bigger mouth? I might agree with the latter if you mean physically.

 

[spideyboy_1111]

deadpool, no contest. When things get tooo rough and serious pete's jokes stop, Deadpool keeps on going.