Who wants to become director, screenwriter, actor... ?

[JLBats]

So many hopefulls, to be squashed by the realistic grinch

Oh, I'm just promoting some healthy competition. I'm sure if you really try, one of you might end up working the B-Unit on a sitcom or something.

 

[JLBats]

Holy ****, I'm an ass.

 

[The Chairman]

Holy ****, I'm an ass.

Quoted for the truth.

 

[Movies205]

Holy ****, I'm an ass.

Welcome to the club

 

[JLBats]

Welcome to the club

Are there cookies or secret handshakes?

all of you are going to fail at LIFE

 

[Gotendbz-2]

Holy ****, I'm an ass.

Yes. Yes you are.

 

[The Chairman]

Are there cookies or secret handshakes?

No, but you do get a "Members Only" jacket.

 

[Gotendbz-2]

all of you are going to fail at LIFE

Just because you did doesn't mean we will.



BURN!

 

[JLBats]

Yes. Yes you are.

lol, I just crushed little Gotendbz dreams

 

[JLBats]

Yes. Yes you are.

lol, I just crushed little Gotendbz dreams

 

[JLBats]

Double posted for truth.

 

[JLBats]

Just because you did doesn't mean we will.



BURN!

I'm 16, and living off the fat of the land

Hardly "failing at life"

 

[Gotendbz-2]

lol, I just crushed little Gotendbz dreams

lol, JLBats double posted.

And no you didn't, your some guy on a message board, why should I listen to you?

 

[Gotendbz-2]

lol, I just crushed little Gotendbz dreams

lol, JLBats double posted.

And no you didn't, your some guy on a message board, why should I listen to you?

 

[JLBats]

Hahaha, poetic justice.

 

[Gotendbz-2]

Double posted for truth. t:

 

[JLBats]

I got there first

 

[Movies205]

Dear JLBats,
We regret to inform you that your membership to the elitist porcupines, also commonly known as the Jackasses, *****e bags, and affectionately the A-Holes, has been revoked. We were disappointed in this, since you showed so much promise in being an elitist porcupine, but alas, you have embarrassed the organization by even allowing yourself to be dragged into the mud by someone who is below us, or more specifically someone not in the club, in all situations we always base ourselves as superior thus not needing to explain our actions, and occasionally we'll call the cavalry for a "YOU THE DAWG NOW!", but you let your ego get the best of you, and well we must demand you tether your resignation to the club.

Much Love,
Movies205, Chairman of the Elitist Porcupines!

P.S. Rather tragically we already sent out your brassnuckles and secret decoder ring, if you could send them along with your resignation, you'd be a peach

 

[The Squirrel]

I wannabe a writer and director and am going to try and film a comedy with my friends over the summer.

 

[JLBats]

Dear JLBats,
We regret to inform you that your membership to the elitist porcupines, also commonly known as the Jackasses, *****ebags, and affionately the A-Holes, has been revoked. We were disappointed in this, since you showed so much promise in being an elitist porcupine, but alas, you have embarrised the organization by even allowing yourself to be dragged into the mud by someone who is below us, or more specifically someone not in the club, in all situations we always base ourselves as superior thus not needing to explain our actions, and occasionally we'll call the calvary for a "YOU THE DAWG NOW!", but you let your ego get the best of you, and well we must demand you tether your resignation to the club.

Much Love,
Movies205

P.S. Rather tragically we already sent out your brassnuckles and secret decoder ring, if you could send them along with your resignation, you'd be a peach

No offense, but I wouldn't have joined up anyway. I'm pretty sure I'd always be washing my hair or clipping my nails on meeting nights, because, let's face it, your whole club house reeks of vaseline and promises

Oh, and you remind me of this comic strip Matt Groening did about "clever" film critics

Shalom.

 

[Movies205]

No offense, but I wouldn't have joined up anyway. I'm pretty sure I'd always be washing my hair or clipping my nails on meeting nights, because, let's face it, your whole club house reeks of vaseline and promises

Oh, and you remind me of this comic strip Matt Groening did about "clever" film critics

Shalom.

Keep away from my vaseline, or I'll cut ya!

 

[Ronny Shade]

I want to be a director/screenwriter/actor.

Actually, I already am.

 

[Flexo]

So many hopefulls, to be squashed by the realistic grinch

Shhhh... it's funnier if their dreams are crushed when they're completely clueless. t:

 

[gap5ewl]

yeah its really hard to find major sucess as a director/ writer..thats why im really hesitant to actually go for it. James Cameron's story always inspires me though. He had no plans to become a director, entered college as a physics major, then realized his passion was film making. So he changed his major, got work as a screenwriter, then worked as an art director on films. Then, by luck, got a chance to direct a cheesy horror film due to the original director dropping out. This lead him to direct a film he wrote called "Terminator" and the rest as they say is history..

Plus if BRETT RATNER can become a freaken director, why they hell cant half of us!?!?!

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

I dream of being an actress, though modeling is sufficient enough right now. I plan on taking some acting classes and move on to commercials.

Though I love to write as a hobby, so screenwriting would be next in line.