Why do girlfriends get more attention than swedish supermodel prostitutes?

[Duende Verde]

The nation is "in love" regular looking partners but ignores the hotness of beautiful protitutes. Isn't there something terribly wrong with this?



BTW - this thread is not just about Swedish Supermodels but why an average looking "love of your life" recieves far more attention.

 

[Fran]

poser

But seriously, Duende Verde wins the internet.

 

[Fran]

I don't know what's wrong with me. Instead of searching the downtown area of Kalamazoo for some high-class hookers to have sex with, I'm waiting for a girlfriend and a future wife to have sex with. How idiotic of me! I'm lost, and I need to see the light!!!

 

[Erzengel]

:heart:

 

[FRUITY]

You win at life.:heart:

♥

 

[tzarinna]

Um,meh.
I was all set to ask this guy out today when I went to get my Jeep sighty pimped out...but he wasn't there.
Regular dude,walks with a limp (so he can't get away) smokin in my eyes. Growl......:meow: I wouldv'e killed him.


*Just thought I'd share.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

I don't know...I wish, though, I could be so lucky as to experience sex with Swedish Supermodels...but I gots no moneys

 

[blind_fury]

Jesus hung around with a prostitute I guess that discredits his teachings of compassion.

Let he who is wtih out sin cast the first rock...and I shall smoketh it. [/Tyrone Biggums]

 

[Erzengel]

As a student, with no job, living at home, it is very hard to scrape up money for swedish supermodel prostitutes.

 

[Erzengel]

Did blind_fury just compare himself to Jesus?

 

[ShadowBoxing]

As a student, with no job, living at home, it is very hard to scrape up money for swedish supermodel prostitutes.

Sadly, yes

 

[Ben Urich]

But seriously, Duende Verde wins the internet.

Cue eff tee.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

As a student, with no job, living at home, it is very hard to scrape up money for swedish supermodel prostitutes.

Hahahaha, you will never get that question answered!

 

[Duende Verde]

I don't know what's wrong with me. Instead of searching the downtown area of Kalamazoo for some high-class hookers to have sex with, I'm waiting for a girlfriend and a future wife to have sex with. How idiotic of me! I'm lost, and I need to see the light!!!

I guess that explains why we've spent half a trillion American dollars on valentine's day "building" a relationship.

We love relationships! We want them to be free and happy.

step away from the kool aid.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

What's wrong with seeing the dark, Fran?

Or should I call you....racist!

 

[skorponok]

What the hell is going on in this thread exactly?

 

[skorponok]

NEVER MIND...I just saw the thread this is a parody of...

I do, however, enjoy the physical attention of beautiful european women though, and on a regular basis...non-prostitute

 

[Fran]

I guess that explains why we've spent half a trillion American dollars on valentine's day "building" a relationship.

We love relationships! We want them to be free and happy.

step away from the kool aid.

Of course. I was just a sheep being guided in the wrong direction!

I just made some orange flavor.

 

[cryptic name]

Jesus hung around with a prostitute I guess that discredits his teachings of compassion.

Let he who is wtih out sin cast the first rock...and I shall smoketh it. [/Tyrone Biggums]

but he didn't have to pay her to f**k him

 

[Tangled Web]

Brilliant thread DV.

Jesus hung around with a prostitute I guess that discredits his teachings of compassion.

Let he who is wtih out sin cast the first rock...and I shall smoketh it. [/Tyrone Biggums]

Jesus showed compassion because he forhave her. Forgave that means that she did something bad.

He didn't pay her to have sex.

 

[jimmy]

My girlfriend looks like a supermodel. I win.

 

[Duende Verde]

My girlfriend looks like a supermodel. I win.

But you have a loving relationship with her and don't pay her to have sex with you.

What about the protitutes?
Why don't they get attention?

 

[AndThePickles]

I :heart: Duende.

 

[jimmy]

Sex? Who said ANYTHING about sex? My girlfriend loves semi-rape.

Prostitutes don't get love because they've had too much love -- that is to say, that they've been done so many times over, they are just oozing with STD's.

 

[skorponok]

This is oddly becoming the best thread ever...