Why I won't vote for ________ Thread

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  1. Matt IKYN Guy Groupie

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    The following is why I refuse to vote for certain candidates for President.

    Condi Rice - She reminds me of my high school principal.

    Joe Biden - If you can't get away with some harmless plagarism, how can I expect you to lie to this country on a daily basis and get away with it?

    Bill Frist - The man is a doctor and said AIDS can be transmitted through spit. Everyone knows only gay spit can transmit AIDS.

    Rick Santorum - He showed his kids his wife's stillborn fetus. Thats just gross.

    Joe Lieberman - Damn Jews :mad:

    Barrak Obama - His name is not Joe Johnson or something average Joe-like, such as John Joeson or Joeson John. Its un-American I say!

    Bill Richardson - Last I checked the Mexicans were currently the enemies.

    John Kerry - He can't relate to the Nascar Dad in us all.

    Dick Cheney - I'm quite terrified if elected president he will anal rape me just because he can.

    Hilary Clinton - See 'Dick Cheney'
     
  2. ScottyBBadd The Texas Outlaw

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    I like those. Me I won't for any one that is a Democrat or Republician. For me it is either Independants or 3rd party candidates as those who are tired of partisian politics as usual.
     
  3. Darren Daring Registered

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    Dog Lips - He hasn't shown that he can step it up and provide thoughtful insight.
     
  4. Admiral_N8 I Look Like THOR

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    Wont vote for Hilary Clinton because if she wins 2 terms that would mean we would have had 2 families in the White House from 1989-2016.

    Something like 28 years in a row where 2 families ruled the country....that doesnt sound like much of a democracy....sounds like a monarchy.

    Think about it, I know I haven't.
     
  5. Matt IKYN Guy Groupie

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    Way to take this thread seriously. No wonder nobody likes you.
     
  6. Calendar Man Registered

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    I won't vote for Conrad Burns because he smells like burnt bacon.
     
  7. ScottyBBadd The Texas Outlaw

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    Scary thought, but it ain't happening. Hillary getting elected that is.
     
  8. Tsunulia Queen of the Kitties

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    I refuse to vote for the pope. :o:mad:
     
  9. ScottyBBadd The Texas Outlaw

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    Me too.
     
  10. Corinthian™ <insert witty title>

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    the bush family?:confused:

    and I'm not gonna vote for any of those ****ers...:mad:

    cus I'm mexican:O
     
  11. Cyclops Registered

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    I refuse to vote for Lex Luthor... because bald businessmen scare me. An alliance of Lex Luthor and Wilson Fisk is about the scariest thing I can imagine.
     
  12. sp1derg1rl Guest

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    im not going to vote for any of them...because i can't. :(
    is it true its not compulsury for americans to vote?
     
  13. Jonathan Archer Captain

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    I won't vote for Elliot Yamin.
     
  14. Spider-Bite Registered

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    LOL! that was awesome.
     
  15. Matt IKYN Guy Groupie

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    Donald Rumsfeld - I feel as though he is not quite warmongering enough.

    Colin Powell - WAIT! TIME OUT! I must of missed the memo, when did black people get the right to vote?
     
  16. Immortalfire In the pale moonlight

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    I won't vote for Matt because: He is a badly joker with bad grammer compared to everyone else's always perfect grammer, and he is an untrue Spidey fan.

    Don't vote Matt.






    :D
     
  17. ScottyBBadd The Texas Outlaw

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    I won't.
     
  18. Wilhelm-Scream Registered

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    I won't vote for any of them because votes are meaningless. The office will be taken by whichever person has been hand-picked by those that are actually in charge. Voting is just a little charade to keep the suckers calm.
     
  19. Whack Arnolds Registered

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    I know for damn sure I wouldn't vote Osama Bin Laden into office as the President. See how bad **** is now with Bush in office? Imagine if that towel head was in office...
     
  20. rdh007 Brit Wannabe

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    Illuminati for life, yo!
     
  21. bored One Sexy Lemur

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    I won't play Sun City. Oh, wait....
     
  22. ScottyBBadd The Texas Outlaw

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    Me neither.
     

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