Why men shouldn't provide advice...

[Herr Logan]

By the way, there's a pretty big population of women out there who can't have orgasms from just intercourse; they need the clitorus to be manually stimulated.
That's got precious little to do with "prowess," and that's not me defending my own situation-- I dated a girl years ago who'd get orgasms just from kissing me, and I know it's not because I'm the world's best kisser. There are all kinds of "unusual" nervous (as in neural, not anxiety) response patterns, and the "needs manual stimulation" thing is pretty common.
That girl was a b!tch, and I'd rather work harder for a better overall package deal than throw out "no-hands" orgasms to an evil woman.

A newsflash to my grunting, knuckle-dragging brothers:
It's possible for a man to have intercourse and provide manual stimulation for his woman simultaneously. What's that, you've tried and it's really awkward? Welcome to sex, people; it's not like on TV and in the movies.

 

[Boom]

By the way, there's a pretty big population of women out there who can't have orgasms from just intercourse; they need the clitorus to be manually stimulated.
That's got precious little to do with "prowess," and that's not me defending my own situation-- I dated a girl years ago who'd get orgasms just from kissing me, and I know it's not because I'm the world's best kisser. There are all kinds of "unusual" nervous (as in neural, not anxiety) response patterns, and the "needs manual stimulation" thing is pretty common.
That girl was a b!tch, and I'd rather work harder for a better overall package deal than throw out "no-hands" orgasms to an evil woman.

Don't be modest .

 

[Herr Logan]

So, I'll have a good relationship. Right?






.....right?

If that's the kind of person you are, then it's the only good thing going for you.

 

[Herr Logan]

Don't be modest .

I can do that.

 

[deemar325]

Haw haw!!


Yeah, well, this is why anxious, insecure, paranoid and perpetually guilty men are good choices as sexual partners. They're less likely to leave a woman unsatisfied after getting their own satisfaction. This is out of fear and general pathos, but the end result is what matters, right?

Damn I must suck in the sack.

 

[Herr Logan]

Damn I must suck in the sack.

Yes, but is that out of guilt, or just raw desire?

Sucking in the sack is what good, fearful men and women do for each other.

 

[Boom]

Damn I must suck in the sack.

Don't feel bad. It was a long road for me as well. Now the ladies can't get enough of me. What's my secret? My catch phrase:

"And 'BOOM' goes the dynamite!"

 

[The Question]

You've heard of cat ladies?

Your the cat man.

Badass.

If that's the kind of person you are, then it's the only good thing going for you.

.....I don't know if that's a goot thing or not.

 

[Lackey]

Badass.

I knew someone was going to do that

 

[The Question]

I was origionally going to use a picture of Catman from Fairly Odd Parents, but none were available.

 

[Carter]

Women are here for my amusement, and to make babies

 

[Tsunulia]

I was origionally going to use a picture of Catman from Fairly Odd Parents, but none were available.

"Now, now. I'm just like everyone else. I too, go in a litter box in the corner of the laundry room......"

 

[Herr Logan]

'Ren & Stimpy' was an amazing show back in the day. Props to Tsunulia for recognizing that.

 

[Tsunulia]

'Ren & Stimpy' was an amazing show back in the day. Props to Tsunulia for recognizing that.

Thankies HL Ren and Stimpy have always rocked "You eeediot!" "Oh joy!"

 

[Herr Logan]

Thankies HL Ren and Stimpy have always rocked "You eeediot!" "Oh joy!"

The best episodes are "Stimpy's Invention" and that one that got banned originally where George Liquor adopts Ren and Stimpy and tries to train them to be guard dogs.

 

[Tsunulia]

The best episodes are "Stimpy's Invention" and that one that got banned originally where George Liquor adopts Ren and Stimpy and tries to train them to be guard dogs.

Great eps I like when Ren and Stimpy get put in the dog pound

 

[War Lord]

Women are here for my amusement, and to make babies

How are you able to make ends meet with all the support payments you need to make?

I know you can't play professional level sports.

 

[Herr Logan]

Great eps I like when Ren and Stimpy get put in the dog pound

Ah, "Big House Blues."

That has the best opening-- "Now I've been known to lie, but this here's a true story." Heh!

 

[Herr Logan]

God dammit, Abaddon... of all the unspeakably brilliant things I've said in my Hype career, you had to pick that as the quote you put in your signature??

There are too many embarassing or incriminating quotes of mine in people's profiles. It's such a burden to be so memorable, but I bear that cross with pride and grace.

 

[Abaddon]

You're not always so succint.

 

[Herr Logan]

You're not always so succint.

You filthy degenerate...

 

[Sandman138]

The best episodes are "Stimpy's Invention" and that one that got banned originally where George Liquor adopts Ren and Stimpy and tries to train them to be guard dogs.

How can you forget when they go to Canada to break into the weenie biz?

 

[Abaddon]

You filthy degenerate...

So I guess that puts me two levels above you on the evolutionary scale.

 

[Tsunulia]

And the House of Next Tuesday

 

[Carter]

How are you able to make ends meet with all the support payments you need to make?

I know you can't play professional level sports.

Mostly hooking