Wii STILL has secrets...

[블라스]

It's some kind of virtual vagina, you stick your penis in it, but unlike a real woman Peach doesn't end with a face that screams disappointment

ROFL!!!

 

[Jennifer Walters]

I personally hope it's a mexican midget in a bikini.

 

[iambilly81]

my guess its a points card, or a mexican midget in a bikini

 

[Shifty]

Ideas from Game faqs

Mic in controller
Other wii colors
Free Wii play
Free wii points
Free classic controller
First online multiplayer game in January
Wind Waker w/ better graphics
A LOT more powerful wii than believed
Rechargeable wiimote
Red steel online
Free virtual console games
WiFi network available on day one for online gaming
A new channel
Cheaper price
Controller used as tv remote
Voice-chat for onling gaming
Wii points with classic controller
Free super Mario brothers.
Good online features
SSBB actually a launch title
High def support
DVDS back in
Secured sega cd and Saturn
Drive plays dreamcast games.
Hard drive w/ lots of memory.
Wii acheivments
Rechargeable contoler
Voice recongniton
Keyboard.
Play Nintendo ds games.
Headset
Package deal

 

[Spidey-Bat]

Most of those are pretty unlikely.

 

[Shifty]

Most of those are pretty unlikely.

Yeah I just copied so maybe people might think of other things. I forgot that Nintendo could add other Sega systems. They'll probably save that for the Wii Anniversary.

I've already seen a TV remote for Japan that looks like the Wii Remote so nix that one.

 

[Fran]

It turns out that a little hand pops out, and wipes your a$$ for you.

 

[Tyrinus]

It's some kind of virtual vagina, you stick your penis in it, but unlike a real woman Peach doesn't end with a face that screams disappointment

That would make it so much more awesome.

 

[Future Prez]

This sounds cool. I'm hoping for an extra Wiimote or VC download. Those my priorities for launch day. It's a multiplayer system, so the former wouldn't surprise me at all. Just look at 9/10 of the Wii ads, they show 2+ people playing.

 

[Benstamania]

I'd love an extra Wiimote and Wiipoints card thrown in there.