Wilhelm Fever is scientific fact!

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I love you Wilhlem:heart:


but I'm still hurt broken over you not going to the prom with me.

I'm sorry I hurt broke you.





NO HAMMERS! *flinch*

 

[Lackey]

muscles-like thought I had today...


The people who make Pringles are liars. The fun does stop. Here I am, enjoying my chips, then I get towards the bottom of the can thingy and they're all broken. I hate when that happens. Then I try pouring the pieces into my mouth like a drink and feel like an animal.

Pringles are sick... they're unnatural

 

[Mee]

They're tasty.


Well, some kinds are. Pizzalicious? No thanks.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Once you pop you can't stop, nor can all the other thieving bastards you are sharing them with.

Sometimes you don't even get any because by the time yet get to them, they are all gone.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Wilhelm Nightmare

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Politics are evil.




FACT.

 

[Darthphere]

Amazing Lee is a drunk. Fact.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

And ladies turning ino their own husbands is evil. Factoid.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

I'm not A drunk. I am drunk.

Actually, I wouldn't even call myself drunk. I had four pints and I feel sober.


So Shut the f**k up.

I am not drunk, I just wish I was.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Well I gotta go 'cause all this talk might be a "trigger".

 

[The Amazing Lee]

I have no beer unfortunately.

The beer I drank was at a bar, where "Real" people drink.

Not that alot of people on here know what that feels like.

 

[Mee]

I am dead inside.

 

[WorthyStevens]

I have no beer unfortunately.

The beer I drank was at a bar, where "Real" people drink.

Not that alot of people on here know what that feels like.

Real men drink down in their Mormon parent's basement, and hide their beer under their bed and in their mini-fridge.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

My parents aren't religious. I've come SO drunk before and puked up in bowls and my mum has just rolled her eyes, just like this

But apart from that, I am ok. From what I hear, I take over from my dad.

 

[heypapajinx]

oh i've got it!!!
I'VE GOT THE FEVAH BABY!!!
*starts speakin in tongues and rolling around on the floor*​

 

[Erzengel]

Wilhelm Nightmare
​

This is the equivalent of a DayWalker. All of the democrat's strengths, none of their weaknesses.

 

[heypapajinx]

This is the equivalent of a DayWalker. All of the democrat's strengths, none of their weaknesses.

*makes the sign of the cross*
aye jesus christo!

 

[Mee]

My parents aren't religious. I've come SO drunk before and puked up in bowls and my mum has just rolled her eyes, just like this

Does she clean the bowls?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

This is the equivalent of a DayWalker. All of the democrat's strengths, none of their weaknesses.

Hahahaclevuh

 

[Lackey]

I'm extremely curious about Wilhelm's obsession with Hillary Clinton


curious, but also afraid

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

If you're ever bored, you can find excerpts from the book "Trance Formation of America" by Cathy O'Brien.

I can't remember if the Hillary Clinton part is online, but, reading that part was the starting point, the STARTING point of the famous "Hillary Clinton fantasy that disturbed Wilhelm's A#1 freakiest girlfriend when disclosed".

However the pics I've posted had nothing to do with that at all.


Back during the Death Matches, I was rooting for Calvin, and I googled "thumbs up" or something and a funny pic of HC came up, and then another one, where she looked spazzed with enthusiasm...so I made:

and

But then Calvin was killed, and I was up against someone, so I wanted the HC endorsement, so I made:

and the spazz one still cracks me up.
So when one of my fans makes a pro-Wilhelm thread, I make fun of Wilhelm Fever with the Spazzzed HC pic.


But then, I was on davidicke.com the day I saw Mee's musclesesque thread, and saw her making ANOTHER freak face, and then the same day I saw her morphed into Bill, so I added that, and now it's a thing, 'cause she's a hilarious freak face who is obsessed with me.

 

[Mee]

An epic tale.

 

[Mee]

This thread didn't get closed Wilhelm.

 

[Mee]

I saw her morphed into Bill, so I added that, and now it's a thing, 'cause she's a hilarious freak face who is obsessed with me.

"Banned User"


Wilhelm fever has been cured.

 

[Erzengel]

For trolling, I'm guessing.

He's gone to a better place.