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Woken up this morning by an E-Gf's Crazed mum.....

Cyrusbales

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Ok, I was woken up by a pissed of mother of an ex-gf this morning.

Apparently some news about her monthly cycle errupting whilst in my company when I dated her like FOUR MONTHS ago got round her local college, so her mum comes to me *****ing?

I DON'T GO TO COLLEGE? Why come to me?

She threatened for her husband to come to my house, excuse me, but he's like 5ft? lol.

Seriously, what's wrong with people these days? Never date a 17 year old people, it's not worth the hassel EVER.

I know one person who goes to that college, and I never speak to that person, why come to me? It's true anyway, so where is the deal? It's not like I'm spreading mallicious rumours or anything, jesus christ people, I'll have to get a restraining order or something.


Yes, I am annoyed.
 
I understand each word in your post, but when you put them all together, I have no clue what you just said.
 
Ok, knocking on my door this morning was an ex-gf's mum...
 
Apparently some news about her monthly cycle errupting whilst in my company when I dated her like FOUR MONTHS ago got round her local college, so her mum comes to me *****ing?

rephrase this part, im pretty sure this is the point of your story and i have no idea what you are saying
the way i see it, she had a huge flowing period one month and her mom is blaming you, thats how i read it
 
and the thread title threw me off too
i though "E-gf's mom" meant internet girlfriends mom
 
I'm going to go ahead and give this thread a "3" for execution but an "8" for style.

jag
 
It's like trying to understand what Lassie is saying. :huh:
 
It's like trying to understand what Lassie is saying. :huh:

I think that, ultimately, the point of the this thread is to communicate to us that Timmy is in the well. Again. I'm tired of rescuing that sorry little white boy from that well he can't seem to stay out of, so he can just drown this time.

jag
 
So Cyrusbales ex-Gf's mom blames him for telling everyone at his ex-Gf's college that she gets her period every month? However, it's not his fault because he doesn't go to college. Now his ex-Gf's dad is coming to his house to kick his ass and this is all because the girl is 17. Is that what's going on here?
 
Ok, I was woken up by a pissed of mother of an ex-gf this morning.

Apparently some news about her monthly cycle errupting whilst in my company when I dated her like FOUR MONTHS ago got round her local college, so her mum comes to me *****ing?

I DON'T GO TO COLLEGE? Why come to me?

She threatened for her husband to come to my house, excuse me, but he's like 5ft? lol.

Seriously, what's wrong with people these days? Never date a 17 year old people, it's not worth the hassel EVER.

I know one person who goes to that college, and I never speak to that person, why come to me? It's true anyway, so where is the deal? It's not like I'm spreading mallicious rumours or anything, jesus christ people, I'll have to get a restraining order or something.


Yes, I am annoyed.



theres been at least 10 similar cases of that in my HS, not only that but a kid getting head pissed in a girls mouth, we will never let him live that down.
 
Apparently some news about her monthly cycle errupting whilst in my company when I dated her like FOUR MONTHS ago got round her local college, so her mum comes to me *****ing?

I DON'T GO TO COLLEGE? Why come to me?


OK, if I'm translating this correctly the ex-girlfriend from 4 months ago once started her period while she and Cyrus were engaged in some kind of sexual activity. Now that info is being spread around her college for some reason and the girl's parents are mad at Cyrus. Is that correct?

If so, I have a couple questions...

1. How did this info get out unless Cyrus was shooting off his mouth about it?

2. Even if Cyrus did blab about getting a red dipstick, why would this be repeated around a college? It's not like this doesn't happen on college campuses all around the world every day.

3. How would the parents find out? Did the girl tell them? Why on earth would she do that?


So to sum up....:huh: :down
 
theres been at least 10 similar cases of that in my HS, not only that but a kid getting head pissed in a girls mouth, we will never let him live that down.

Go figure Ice-Man is able to understand this guy perfectly.
 
Go figure Ice-Man is able to understand this guy perfectly.


what girls have sex with guys on their period all the time, there always thinking naa i wont bleed at this moment, than bam, white bed sheets gone red.

the most recent time this happened i think a few weeks back, the girl had her drainage on the kids parents bed, and a friend of the kid that was a girl beat the living **** out of Ms. squirts..

funny ****. :dry:
 
Ha ha, kids today, eh?













I weep for the future
 
I understand each word in your post, but when you put them all together, I have no clue what you just said.
I'm going to go ahead and give this thread a "3" for execution but an "8" for style.
It's like trying to understand what Lassie is saying. :huh:
I got this part.
I think that, ultimately, the point of the this thread is to communicate to us that Timmy is in the well. Again.
So Cyrusbales ex-Gf's mom blames him for telling everyone at his ex-Gf's college that she gets her period every month? However, it's not his fault because he doesn't go to college. Now his ex-Gf's dad is coming to his house to kick his ass and this is all because the girl is 17. Is that what's going on here?

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*wipes tears* Oh Gosh, this thread was hilarious .. :up: until Ice Man's domestic violence story. :(

Cyrusbales, at first I thought you meant that she called you. It's even worse that she came to your front door. :eek: Please do explain it again though.
 
Erm . . . I got as far as monthly cycle erupting and then decided to leave.

C ya ;)
 
Meh .. it's not much worse than a broken yoke.
 
I am going to Translate for those who dont understand. ehm ehm.

Ok, I was woken up by a pissed of mother of an ex-gf this morning.

This morning I was awoken by the mother of my Ex Girlfriend, and she seemed a little angry.

Apparently some news about her monthly cycle errupting whilst in my company when I dated her like FOUR MONTHS ago got round her local college, so her mum comes to me *****ing?

Some news spread around My ex's college that, while we were engaging in intercourse, she had her period. as it was that time of the month, we had dated for some time, and about four months ago we decided to break it off.
her mom had come to my house to discuss that situation, and how word got out at her school.

I DON'T GO TO COLLEGE? Why come to me?

I do not even go to her college, so why come to me about what happend their...

She threatened for her husband to come to my house, excuse me, but he's like 5ft? lol.

She threatened me and i felt threatened :wow:, she had decided on getting her husband involved, I'm sorry but hes 5 feet tall, what can he do, laugh out loud.

Seriously, what's wrong with people these days? Never date a 17 year old people, it's not worth the hassel EVER.

Honestly, What is wrong with people now a days, Never date a 17 year old, they are still young and somewhat immature and can prove to be a hassle.

I know one person who goes to that college, and I never speak to that person, why come to me? It's true anyway, so where is the deal? It's not like I'm spreading mallicious rumours or anything, jesus christ people, I'll have to get a restraining order or something.

I only know of one person who goes to her school, and i hardly even engage in conversation with that person, Why come to me Ms. ex girls friends Mother, It is true anyway, she did leak her fluids on to me.

It is not like I'm spreading a rumor, it more like i was spreading her legs and she bled.



Yes, I am annoyed.

Yes i am annoyed.



i hope i helped.
 
Meh .. it's not much worse than a broken yoke.

Aggghhhhh :wow: no no no no no. Casey :cmad: I have never been so torn between vomiting and laughing.

Only you could have that effect on me :heart:

:D
 
Ok, I was woken up by a pissed of mother of an ex-gf this morning.

Apparently some news about her monthly cycle errupting whilst in my company when I dated her like FOUR MONTHS ago got round her local college, so her mum comes to me *****ing?

I DON'T GO TO COLLEGE? Why come to me?

She threatened for her husband to come to my house, excuse me, but he's like 5ft? lol.

Seriously, what's wrong with people these days? Never date a 17 year old people, it's not worth the hassel EVER.

I know one person who goes to that college, and I never speak to that person, why come to me? It's true anyway, so where is the deal? It's not like I'm spreading mallicious rumours or anything, jesus christ people, I'll have to get a restraining order or something.


Yes, I am annoyed.

WHAT THE EFF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT:csad:
 
theres been at least 10 similar cases of that in my HS, not only that but a kid getting head pissed in a girls mouth, we will never let him live that down.
I like how Ice-man is the one who can really understand this.


Soulmates?
 
Aggghhhhh :wow: no no no no no. Casey :cmad: I have never been so torn between vomiting and laughing.

Only you could have that effect on me :heart:

:D

Only women bleed, eggyman. Only women bleed.

jag
 

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