Woman Arrested After Calling 911 Looking For a Husband

[SpeterMan3]

http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/a...led-911-because-she-needed-a-husband/19509802

 

[Bad Superman]

I misread the article. I guess this publicity will get her "that husband" she wants. . . .

 

[Metamorpho1977]

Too bad she wasn't hot.

 

[Bad Superman]

Too bad she wasn't hot.

I misread the news title. I thought it said Woman Arrested After Calling 911 looking FOR HER husband.

I thought: That poor guy must've enjoyed those three days without her. t:

 

[katie_girl09]

Stupid lady! You don't call 911...












You dress up real nice and go to a country club.

 

[Alex The Great]

Looks like the evil fat lady from The Goonies

 

[KevanG]

This reminds me of the Old Hen from Looney tunes

 

[Golgo-13]

Air head..........

 

[Maximum Carnage]

Lmfao! Alex and Kevan, back to back pwnage.

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

I'd hit....

no wait, I can't even joke about that.

 

[SuperFerret]

So I assume that she didn't hit it off with the arresting officer?

 

[Majic Walrus]

"I had too much to drink. I was feeling bad," said Scott, who admits she "called 911 for no good reason."

How much do you need to drink to call 911 looking for love?

 

[SuperFerret]

Enough to kill the liver of a previously healthy african elephant.

 

[KevanG]

Pfft... Lighweights.

 

[Honey Vibe]

I wonder what she'd do with the husband, once she got him

 

[SuperFerret]

She'd make him call 911 so they can adopt.

 

[Schlosser85]

This is why you never call 9-1-1 when you're drunk

 

[Metamorpho1977]

Maybe she has a hot sister.

 

[Rumpy Bulge Dubz]

nastyness

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

You know, despite the jokes (and I even took part, so I'm not condemning), this is actually a really sad story. A woman so lonely she's drinking herself stupid out of depression, and calling 911 because she's so desperately lonely. I mean, aside from how easy it is to joke about, this is a really sad story

 

[Bad Superman]

Maybe she has a hot sister.

nastyness