Woman finds bat in christmas tree

[Apollo]

http://www.comcast.net/news/strange/index.jsp?cat=STRANGE&fn=/2006/12/05/534829.html&cvqh=itn_bat

Its like The nightmare before chritmas!



Woman Finds Bat in Christmas Tree
By Associated Press
2 hours ago

NIPOMO, Calif. - Sheila Kearns had a Christmas tree delivered to her home on Sunday. She says she thought she'd been pricked by pine needles when she reached into the tree while decorating it. But the next morning, she found a bat hanging upside down in her home.

It turns out that the Christmas tree farm Kearns bought from keeps bats around for pest control and that one unwittingly hitched a ride to her home.

Animal control officials picked up the bat, which tested negative for rabies.

Kearns got a tetanus shot and some antibiotics, but says she's not fazed. She says she'll keep buying her trees from the same farm.

 

[Immortalfire]

 

[terry78]

Then a week later she starts craving blood.

 

[Cinemaman]

Batman? Where are u?

 

[Immortalfire]

The next big film....Bats In A Tree

 

[Knives122]

This is like Batman returns when that woman fell on the stage and all those bats came out of the tree........except the woman didn't die..

 

[Mee]

Yeah, it's just like that.

 

[black_dust]

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Kearns got a tetanus shot and some antibiotics, but says she's not fazed. She says she'll keep buying her trees from the same farm.

In hope that one day she will find a chicken that lays golden eggs

 

[Kritish]

Bats usually sleep in groups though.

 

[Kyalesyin]

Dude, its a bat. So what? They used to fly into the hospital all the time while I was in there. Twice I rescued one from the staff offices because they were too scared to touch it. They're just mice with wings.

 

[Kritish]

Dude, its a bat. So what? They used to fly into the hospital all the time while I was in there. Twice I rescued one from the staff offices because they were too scared to touch it. They're just mice with wings.

They eat bugs that would bite us. Their good for us.

 

[Kyalesyin]

They eat bugs that would bite us. Their good for us.

My point exactly. I do not get this pathalogical fear of them that so many people seem to have. They're beautiful.

 

[The Female Torch]

LOL!!! That's cool

 

[Kritish]

My point exactly. I do not get this pathalogical fear of them that so many people seem to have. They're beautiful.

The average bat will eat over a million pounds of insects in it's lifetime.

 

[Kyalesyin]

The average bat will eat over a million pounds of insects in it's lifetime.

That is pretty damn cool. Got any figures for how many bugs the average wolf spider eats? If it wasn't for my wife's phobia of spiders I'd be cultivating them.

 

[Immortalfire]

I bet this woman got tired of the motherf***ing bat in the motherf***ing tree

 

[Crimson_L]

I bet this woman got tired of the motherf***ing bat in the motherf***ing tree

Aye.

 

[Apollo]

I bet this woman got tired of the motherf***ing bat in the motherf***ing tree

she should have called smauel L. jackson ta shows that bat a thing or two

 

[Ben Urich]

The next big film....Bats In A Tree

"I've had it with these mother****in' bats in this mother****in' Fraser fir! "

 

[AllThingsComic]

Suprised and happy noones getting sued. Nowadays everybody is looking to get paid, good to see she has the holiday spirit.

 

[Lurk]

He just wanted to wish her a Merry Christmas.

 

[Selene]

Wow,
That's priceless!

 

[Hades]

I want a pet bat

 

[Fanticon]

thats some funny sh** right there

 

[Kmack]

The next big film....Bats In A Tree

Oh God no! Stop giving them ideas!