Teenager finds bat asleep in bra

[black_dust]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/norfolk/7496923.stm

A teenager who thought movement in her underwear was caused by her vibrating mobile phone found a bat curled up asleep in her bra.

Abbie Hawkins, 19, of Norwich, had been wearing the bra for five hours when she plucked up the courage to investigate.

When she did, she found a baby bat in padding in her 34FF bra. The hotel receptionist said she was shocked but felt bad for removing the "cuddly" bat. "It looked cosy and comfortable and I was sorry for disturbing it," she said.

She was sitting at her desk at work when she decided to investigate the strange movements in her underwear.

"I put my hand down my bra and pulled out a cuddly little bat.

Perhaps I should have left it there and given it a good home
Abbie Hawkins

"That shocked me very much at the time, but it scuttled off under the desk into the dark. I was shaking from head to toe.

"It looked quite cosy and comfortable in there so it was quite rude of me to take it out.

"When I realised it was a bat the first thing that occurred to me was how did it get in there.

"I felt quite sorry for it. Perhaps I should have left it there and given it a good home.

"I did not notice anything as I put my bra on. The night before I had had one or two drinks and I was getting ready quickly.

"The bra was in my drawer but it had been on the washing line the day before.

"When I was driving to work, I felt a slight vibration but I thought it was just my mobile phone in my jacket pocket."

The bat was captured by one of her colleagues and released.

34FF

Edit: oh and a bat

 

[Rando Aces]

i heard this the other day. how the hell do you not notice a bat!?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

That's a huge bra!

 

[Logan's Runt]

Probably why she loses things in there.

 

[StrainedEyes]

Pics or this bra didn't happen.

 

[The Dude]

34FF!

I could probably get lost in there and no one would notice...







with any luck.

 

[Nirvana]

34FF!? I don't know what's more interesting: Her bra size, a bat in her bra, or the fact that she was able to dress quickly with two drinks.

 

[Anubis Raptor]

34FF

Edit: oh and a bat

LMFAO

 

[DorkyFresh]

if i was in some 34FF's i'd be comfy and cozy also!!!

 

[DV8]

that bra was actually my hammock!! I want it back . . . titty-residue included

 

[The Avatar]

TDK viral marketing

 

[black_dust]

Pics or this bra didn't happen.

 

[Rando Aces]

that bra was actually my hammock!! I want it back . . . titty-residue included

mmmm titty residue

 

[The Dude]

TDK viral marketing

I'll believe it when we see "Man finds Joker card in boxers"

 

[StrainedEyes]

Thank you.

 

[Anubis Raptor]

*GULPS*

 

[Darthphere]

Jesus.

 

[jaguarr]

LMAO! I :heart: this thread.

jag

 

[Prison Mike]

34FF. That's some major boobage.

 

[AndThePickles]

Gawd, that woman is either fat as a house or dying from back pain with boobs that big. How could she not feel a freaking bat in there?!

 

[Matt]

Is that actually her?

 

[hammy]

I just want to know why there was padding in a double F bra.

 

[jaguarr]

I just want to know why there was padding in a double F bra.

She's built for comfort, not for speed, Casey.

jag

 

[DOG LIPS]

Dunna nunna nunna nunna nunna nunna nunna nunna Beeewwwbbbsss!

Let's move this thread to the Batboards and listen to the sound of a million puberties exploding.

 

[StrainedEyes]

Dunna nunna nunna nunna nunna nunna nunna nunna Beeewwwbbbsss!

Let's move this thread to the Batboards and listen to the sound of a million puberties exploding.

I bet it will sound like throwing a water balloon at a whale.