Woman gets arrested for double clicking her mouse on a FLORIDA highway.

[Mike_D202]

Doing it for over an hour...and she BIT the police officer trying to stop her!

http://www.bustedinacadiana.com/2012/05/woman-arrested-for-*********ing-on-the-side-of-the-road/

Talk about an exhibitionist streak. Ashley Holton, 35, was arrested this weekend after she was *********ing on the side of Highway 484 in Ocala, Florida. Her self-pleasuring antics even slowed down traffic on the roadway.

Holton didn’t seem to mind. She was enjoying herself so much that when a police officer tried to put her pants back on, Holton bit the officer.

Holton only had a pink shirt on when she decided to pull her car over, get out, and go to town on herself. Other cars took notice. According to WESH, some drivers even made illegal U-turns on the highway just so they could catch another glimpse.

The event went on for about a half hour before police arrived, but apparently Holton hadn’t reached the big O before the big 5-0 tried to reach for her. She kicked officials and tried to escape. She also continued to flash her breasts and bra. One female officer tried to get her pants back on, but Holton bit and kicked the woman. She later claimed that the actions only constituted “a love tap.”

According to HuffPo, the antics didn’t end when she was taken to jail. Holton “continued to resist the officers by spreading her legs, exposing her vagina and telling the officers to kiss her there and refusing verbal commands to cooperate,” according to the arrest report.

She now faces charges of battery on a law enforcement officer, disorderly conduct and the exposure of sexual organs. Would you be surprised to learn that officers suspect alcohol may have been involved?

 

[Lasirius]

Zombie!

 

[TheDreamMaster]

Uh...well...how about that I guess

 

[ThDWgeek]

And here was me thinking some lady was using a laptop in a car.

 

[terry78]

And here was me thinking some lady was using a laptop in a car.

Oh, you poor naive child.

 

[Pink Ranger]

If alcohol was involved, then get me some of what she had. That had to be some heavy drinking to get ****** up that bad.

 

[Hotwire]

Zombie!

Correction, zombie ****.

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

What the f*** is going on with Florida?

 

[Yurka]

"Double-clicking the mouse" is my new favorite term for female *********ion, narrowly edging out "flicking the bean".

Glad to read about a story that didn't involve a person eating another person though

 

[Donut]

Clearly someone out there. Is testing on crap to make Zombies & these are just epic failures

 

[TheDreamMaster]

This zombie thing is getting way out of hand.

 

[terry78]

"Double-clicking the mouse" is my new favorite term for female *********ion, narrowly edging out "flicking the bean".

Glad to read about a story that didn't involve a person eating another person though

The way she was going, she probably was waiting on that.

 

[Pink Ranger]

The way she was going, she probably was waiting on that.

 

[8Diagrams(WU)]

Indecent exposure, violent offense against an officer and more than likely drinking and driving: This girl is screwed and not in the sexy way she wants!

 

[terry78]

And I just saw the picture, so if you're deciding whether this act was hot or not...it definitely was not. How the hell do you look that old at 35? To quote the semi-successful MIB 3, she got some city miles on her.

 

[Lasirius]

They should merge all these people-biting-in-Florida stories into one thread, I just found one about a man biting a cat's lips off

A central Florida man is accused of strangling a kitten and biting the lips off another because he was depressed about his girlfriend leaving him.

Angel Roman, 28, faces animal cruelty charges He was arrested Saturday on a warrant for the crime, which occurred earlier in May, according to the Daytona Beach News-Journal.

Roman was left to care for the kittens when his housemates were out of town. According to police, he confessed to an acquaintance that "he accidentally choked a kitten" a couple of weeks ago that belonged to roommates and "bit the lips off one of the kittens and burnt its ear and whiskers with a lighter."

Roman had also asked to give away two kittens while the housemates were away. It was unclear what happened to those animals, The Associated Press reported.

In an interview with sheriff's deputies May 20, Roman said he had "been depressed lately because his girlfriend is gone and that is why he harmed the animals," the News-Journal reported.

http://www.kcra.com/news/national/M...ff/-/11797450/14423538/-/564jjvz/-/index.html

 

[Pink Ranger]

So basically, Florida in real life is now actually worse than Florida as seen in Dexter.

 

[Lasirius]

So basically, Florida in real life is now actually worse than Florida as seen in Dexter.

The writers should get inspiration from all this craziness.

 

[Wolfwood]

*********ing Zombie? Now i've got this image of zombies chasing after me and ******* it at the same time.

 

[Schlosser85]

If she was *********ing for half an hour and still hadn't had an orgasm, apparently she's not very good at it.

 

[Bim]

And here was me thinking some lady was using a laptop in a car.

Glad to see i'm not the only naive one here

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

So basically, Florida in real life is now actually worse than Florida as seen in Dexter.

At this point Florida in real life is worse than Florida in Day of the Dead

 

[Hotwire]

They should merge all these people-biting-in-Florida stories into one thread, I just found one about a man biting a cat's lips off



http://www.kcra.com/news/national/M...ff/-/11797450/14423538/-/564jjvz/-/index.html

Florida just keeps raising the bar on crazy s***. At this rate, Japan and Germany will never keep up.

 

[Schlosser85]

She's 35?? She looks 45 if not 50.

 

[C. Lee]

I wonder....should I stop telling people I was born in Florida?