Worst Way To Die Ever?

[Obi-John-Kenobi]

Nazis did it to little kids during the holocaust.
I use it in debates about the Bible.
If God had the power to prevent little kids from going through that, and didn't intervene, then even if he is real, I'll never worship such a cruel, heartless sadist.

... ... ... ... ... ... ... Finally... Some one who understands.

 

[Carcharodon]

Getting eaten whole by a 30 foot shark and having its digestive juices slowly eat away your skin while you suffocate from lack of oxygen.

You'd die from lack of oxygen long before you felt the effects of the acid. Besides, chances are that you'd be in the chamber of the stomach that's more for, "storage," than digestion.

...Yeah. I like sharks.

 

[Obi-John-Kenobi]

You'd die from lack of oxygen long before you felt the effects of the acid. Besides, chances are that you'd be in the chamber of the stomach that's more for, "storage," than digestion.

...Yeah. I like sharks.

That would STILL suck, though. Suffocating inside a shark.

 

[Carcharodon]

That would STILL suck, though. Suffocating inside a shark.

Oh, without question. I wonder, though...if you were to thrash about and punch and kick with all of your ability inside the shark....would it regurgiate you?

Hmmm...

 

[Obi-John-Kenobi]

Oh, without question. I wonder, though...if you were to thrash about and punch and kick with all of your ability inside the shark....would it regurgiate you?

Hmmm...

Hmm... You'd think it would.

Getting eaten alive by ants.

 

[Kritish]

If you think a spider that kills it's own mate is a good pet, there is something wrong with you.

I know, and lord knows that I've kept "dangerous" animals. I've got a Mexican Red Kneed tarantula and a six foot Burmese python. Hell, I'm even thinking about buying a Reticulated Python (largest snake in the world and the only one known to be able to eat adult humans) but anyone who tries to keep a Black Widow is insane.

 

[Secret_Riddle]

Saw 5

 

[Ender Durden]

k how bout going down a slide covered in razor blades only to fall in a vat of rubbing alcohol and then being set on fire 6 minutes later?

 

[hammy]

Yup. That would be bad.

 

[MildSoss]

You could be hanged, drawn and quartered. Bet you ten dollars you would rather drown.

If when I was hung, it didn't snap my neck and I suffocated to death, that would suck too.

 

[Jack Rabbit]

k how bout going down a slide covered in razor blades only to fall in a vat of rubbing alcohol and then being set on fire 6 minutes later?

...how do you even think of that ****?

 

[Kritish]

...how do you even think of that ****?

I know...

 

[Jack Rabbit]

'Cause that's just like, ****in'...wow.

 

[Ender Durden]

i dunno.

just kinda came to me as a really bad way to die.

 

[aSyluM7]

Worst way to die? I think Vlad the Impaler takes the cake for this one... Without going into too much detail, he used to turn 10 foot impaling spikes upside down (blunt side up) and impale people *how do I say this nicely* through the hershey hole. It took them a long time to starve and die as the blunt end slowly went further and further through their innards- you get the picture.

 

[Holly]

i dunno.

just kinda came to me as a really bad way to die.

what about slicing/sawing a guys weiner hole with a razor from the top to bottom like a split hotdog in the microwave.

 

[Tanin]

k how bout going down a slide covered in razor blades only to fall in a vat of rubbing alcohol and then being set on fire 6 minutes later?

Okay I couldn't stop laughing at this!

 

[Jack Rabbit]

what about slicing/sawing a guys weiner hole with a razor from the top to bottom like a split hotdog in the microwave.

Strangely enough, I've seen this on video.

I have very, very strange friends.

 

[Holly]

Strangely enough, I've seen this on video.

I have very, very strange friends.

its so hard to be original these days

 

[The Last Meatbag]

I've seen it too

 

[Jack Rabbit]

I've seen it too

Omigod, you have?!

Are we talking about the same thing?

The eels shooting out of the ass, the flaming cock, the razor blades, knives, etc?

 

[Holly]

................

 

[The Last Meatbag]

Omigod, you have?!

Are we talking about the same thing?

The eels shooting out of the ass, the flaming cock, the razor blades, knives, etc?

...........yeah..


nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

I just saw one of some guy in a bath tub tying his dick up then like....razor blading it off then sewing his....lack of...penis back up so he had nothing...

 

[Holly]

what the **** is wrong with you?? lol

 

[Kritish]

I've always thought being sodomized with a chainsaw would be unpleasant. I dare someone to beat that.