Would You Attend Tangled Web and Swiftman's Wedding?

[Master Chief]

Maybe I should rephrase, are you going if they invite you?

edit: Erzengel gets a gold star.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Totally

 

[NewYorkSpider]

I'll just give my invatation to Morg.

 

[Tangled Web]

Eh, I could do much better than a Swiftman.

 

[Kevin]

Probably not.

 

[Erzengel]

I'm buying them a blender off their registry.

 

[Kevin]

I'm buying them a blender off their registry.

They wouldn't go through the wedding anyway. Webby would just hump everything in sight causing problems. (Sorry TW.)

 

[The Chairman]

Only if I can DJ at the reception.

 

[tzarinna]

I love a partay.
So yes I'd go.

 

[Erzengel]

Maybe I should rephrase, are you going if they invite you?

edit: Oh how I wished upon a star than there could have been a poll. But the stars like most beautiful things I ask for things from laughed in my face and drenched me in whatever beverage they were drinking.

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Add a poll.

Simple.

 

[Master Chief]

I want to take a sticker machine and print out, "I AM A GOD"
Then, I want to stick this sticker on your forehead.

 

[Addendum]

It's not like I'd be invited anyway. And even if I somehow was, I wouldn't go.

I haven't been to a wedding in 11 years, and I've been invited to various weddings that my friends have had, even family

 

[Kritish]

Sure, as long as we get to see TW eat gummy bears off of his crotch.

 

[PhotoJones]

if the booze is free, i'm there.

 

[Erzengel]

Swifty, when feeding TW cake be sure to smash it into his kisser.

 

[Kritish]

Who's going to be the best man? Who's going to be the flower girl?

 

[NewYorkSpider]

Who's going to be the best man? Who's going to be the flower girl?

Now thats what scares me.

 

[Kritish]

Now thats what scares me.

Comicboy can be the flower "girl".

 

[Hades]

Yes, but I'd show up drunk, then overdose on heroin in the bathroom.

 

[Mee]

Crap, I think I'll have car trouble that day.

 

[Erzengel]

Well just make sure you guys take your heels off when you are chasing after the bouquet.

 

[Kritish]

Yes, but I'd show up drunk, then overdose on heroin in the bathroom.

But you do that at every wedding you attend.

 

[NewYorkSpider]

Comicboy can be the flower "girl".

Now we just need a best man and a ring boy. JAL?

 

[Hades]

But you do that at every wedding you attend.

I can't help it. Weddings make me universally sad, which is way worse then normal sad.

 

[Erzengel]

Just make sure you wear your waterproof mascera. Problem solved.