Wrestling

[Sabretooth]

Just so long as he doesn't change into a BUTT-pirate like Sava, we'll all be fine.

Or Flexo. Oh god......

 

[DOG LIPS]

Or Flexo. Oh god......

"Yaarrggghh!! Ye be givin me yur booty!!"

 

[The FallenAngel]

 

[Sarge 2.0]

His wikipedia page is located dead smack in the middle of DEgypt

Clearly detractors were wrong about the fan backlash, due to the overwhelmingly positive response Cena recieved in India.

 

[Hunter Rider]

Clearly detractors were wrong about the fan backlash, due to the overwhelmingly positive response Cena recieved in India.

Maybe WWE should hold their PPV's in Delhi then,or i need my ears testing and fans are chanting "Cena Rocks" on RAW

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Maybe WWE should hold their PPV's in Delhi then,or i need my ears testing and fans are chanting "Cena Rocks" on RAW

I guess Cena is just to India what Hasslehoff is to Germany.

 

[Hunter Rider]

I guess Cena is just to India what Hasslehoff is to Germany.

the Hass has better hair though

 

[Sarge 2.0]

And he writes better music.

 

[Hunter Rider]

And he writes better music.

.....Pw3n3red

 

[Hunter Rider]

http://www.sendspace.com/file/plr2nu

Cactus vs Funk King Of The Deathmatch final 95,

 

[Go Web Go!]

Sorry, I guess I just miss Hurricane.

Booo! No way. That character became so stale after a couple of months.

 

[Jason Blood]

I call Paul Burchill for avatar rights

I just need to make one...

 

[The Ghoul]

i want one. my copmuter sucks so I ask with all my heart, I aam forever in ye debt if someone can make me a siick piratee paul avitar... grovle grovle, grovle

 

[Jason Blood]

This is the best I could come up with for now

I hope I can make a decent gif sometime

all I need is for him to do a good "Swashbuckler" (the one this past friday sucked) and I'll have a better avvy

 

[Maximus One]

http://www.sendspace.com/file/3xcoy2

Some rapper called Kabal has recorded this diss rap on Cena using Cena's entrance theme

WTF?!? I RAP WITH THE GUY AND I DIDNT KNOW HE DID THIS THATS AWESOME HAHAHA

 

[Maximus One]

wait nevermind that aint the same kabal i rap with that dude seriously sucks

 

[Jason Blood]

http://www.sendspace.com/file/3xcoy2

Some rapper called Kabal has recorded this diss rap on Cena using Cena's entrance theme

ROFLCOPTER

 

[NDX]

Wow, the vocals and delivery just suck in the song. But it made me laugh, good enough. The chorus works, however.

Not like I had to pay for it.

 

[The FallenAngel]

Just got back from ROH. Fantastic show. CZW pwned BJ Whitmer at the end though. They taped him to the ropes and put staples in him, and used some barbwire on him. Some dude with a weedwhacker chased off all the ROH guys. Fun show. If you want results and what not just ask.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

The ROH show tonight was nuts...I'll give match reviews later, but for now I'd like to tell the tale of what happened at the end of the show.

The main event of the night was supposed to be an old school Three Way Dance in honor of the venue (former ECW Arena on the corner of Ritner and Swanson), between Samoa Joe, Christopher Daniels and Colt Cabana. Obviously, this would kick ass. Well, before the match began, it was announced that Joe's flight came in late, so the Three Way became a singles match between Colt and Daniels. Throughout the event, the CZW fans (who attended for the CZW show later in the night) crapped on the matches. Even the great one between Shelley and Danielson, the wouldn't stop b!tching. So obviously, Joe no showing only increased tensions. Luckily, after Daniels was pinned by Colt, Joe's music hit, and he came out wearing a t-shirt and jeans. So, he hauled ass from the airport, which means the whole late flight thing wasn't a work. Joe and Colt wrestled a match, and Joe pinned Colt.

Afterwards, BJ Whitmer showed up (earlier during his challenge to Necro Butcher, he was ambushed by Super Dragon, who was promptly chased off by the ROH locker room) and asked Joe if he was ready for another fight. He called out Butcher and Dragon. There's an anecdote before this where Joe gets nailed by some *****e who decided to throw toilet paper, and Joe jumped the rail and grabbed the guy, but that's not as important. So, Joe and BJ proceeded to beat on Necro and Dragon, when members of the CZW locker room stormed the ring. Joe and BJ brawled with them for a while, and ROH students came and helped fend them off. More CZW guys came, and eventually Generation Next (minus Jack), and Christopher Daniels helped fend off the CZW guys. Of course, this didn't last long as Daniels, Joe, Gen Next and the rest of the locker room was chased off by some psycho with a weed whacker. Then the rest of the CZW locker room decides to show up and torture (not using the word lightly here) BJ Whitmer. They taped him to the ring ropes, stapled CZW logos on to him, spray painted CZW on his back and torso, and generally just beat the piss out of him. Necro even destroyed the ring bell, and was taking down the ropes with a hammer. The CZW music hit, and the Tron type thing (which had been playing the ROH logo all night) played the CZW logo. The CZW locker room spray painted "CZW" over the ROH symbol in the ring, and some fights started to break out in the crowd. This is when I left, and the guys in the ring started talking about "Ring of Honor coming to their house, and getting what was coming to them". Fights probably ensued, which is why me and FallenAngel decided to leave.

Really fun ending to a really fun show...match reviews later.

Oh, and **** CZW.

 

[The FallenAngel]

Yeah, I'll give my own reviews of the matches later. Anyways, that fan that threw the toilet paper at Joe passed out in Joe's arms. It was awesome. He tried to get away, but Joe jumped over the rail, grabbed him, and started dragging him back to the ring. The dude went limp and the security guys had to carry him out. Joe is God.


**** CZW!

 

[Mister J]

Just got back from ROH. Fantastic show. CZW pwned BJ Whitmer at the end though. They taped him to the ropes and put staples in him, and used some barbwire on him. Some dude with a weedwhacker chased off all the ROH guys. Fun show. If you want results and what not just ask.

That sounds like a damn good time...and a bit painful for Whitmer.

 

[Hunter Rider]

Sounds insane
How good was Shelley/AmDrag ?

They should settle this feud Wargames style with the double cages

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Sounds insane
How good was Shelley/AmDrag ?

They should settle this feud Wargames style with the double cages

Great match...the promos before hand were gold. There were even promos during the match, when Shelley got fed up with the heckling and ripped into the crowd. Lots of hold exchanges in the first part of the match, so it was a little slow going at the start. This gave the Combat Zone junkies a chance to chant "Booooring" and "This match sucks!". Of course, this lit a fire under AmDrag and Shelley, and they both gave 110% in the second and third act. It was almost flawless from then on with some breath taking near falls and great psychology from Shelley. The finish from AmDrag was just genius.

 

[The FallenAngel]

Wargames! Hells yeah!

Anyway, Shelley/AmDrag was easily the best match tonight. Fantastic mat work by both. AmDrag was incredible as a heel. He also did some **** RVD style, with a springboard senton from the ring into the crowd. Awesome stuff. They had some good back and forth. AmDrag got Cattle Mutilation, but Shelley broke it. Shelley hit the Shellshock, but AmDrag kicked out. The ending was incredible. Shelley hit Sliced Bread #2, and AmDrag rolled through, flipped over him, turned it into Cattle Mutilation, and then got a pin. Amazing.