WWE branches out into fiction novels

[Horrorfan]

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December 2001: Vince McMahon steps out of a snowy night into a diner in upstate New York for a meeting with old friend Phil Thomson, now a highly placed government official. Thomson has a strange proposition: creating a new covert black-ops group using the Superstars of World Wrestling Entertainment. The WWE's talented men and women are perfect. Highly skilled athletes with the ideal cover, they travel all across the country and the globe; no one would find it unusual to find them in a town one day and gone the next. The government would train and support the wrestlers in every way possible except one: no one must know the truth.
March 2006: The Superstars have been handed their latest assignment -- take down a commercial-grade methyl-amphetamine plant that is bankrolling terrorist activities in Europe. Their mission seems simple and straightforward, until a member of their team is taken prisoner. Now all that they've worked so hard for is in jeopardy, and one of their own might be killed...
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My thoughts? A tree had to die for this

 

[DOG LIPS]

Crap.

 

[Mister Sinister]

Wwe = $$$

 

[Eric Draven]

Didn't we already laugh about this whole thing months ago?

 

[Horrorfan]

I don't know, I might not have been here then, and that wrestling topic is too huge so I wasn't gonna spend hours looking :P. I thought the pure sillyness of this idea deserved its own topic.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Didn't we already laugh about this whole thing months ago?

It's bad enough for TWO laughs.

 

[Warhammer]

Oh God.

 

[Carter]

Wow.


Wow.......

 

[Pink Ranger]

Better this than another sanctimonious, self-congratulatory "autobiography" from yet another wrestler. I wonder if Mick Foley would have ever written "Have a Nice Day" if he knew the floodgates of pure crap that he would unleash.

 

[Wolfwood]

Hahaha! Oh ****, that's hilarious. I can picture someone like Scotty 2 Hotty, infiltrating the base, busting out the worm to sneak past some guards.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Why Scotty 2 Hotty, when Fit Finlay can merely summon his leprechaun when they need to sneak past some henchmen?

Better yet, make Finlay like Soundwave, so he can eject leprechauns (and robot falcons and robot panthers) from his chest cavity.

 

[NDX]

It's bad enough for TWO laughs.

It was hard to laugh at it the first time.

McMahon's a bigger ****e than Lita.

 

[DOG LIPS]

It was hard to laugh at it the first time.

McMahon's a bigger ****e than Lita.

Blasphemy!!

 

[Sabretooth]

Teh Cena will be the greatest character in the book.

 

[bored]

That is just wrong.

 

[DOG LIPS]

But it feels so right.

 

[DarKush]

Can't wait to see the movie. Or an animated series. The Superstars could be the new Justice League. The comic potential could be limitless.

 

[DOG LIPS]

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/coverv/84/142584.jpg
http://www.wrestlingzone.ru/text/films/shiekvolkoff_cartoon.jpg
http://www.actapes.com/sa1271.jpg
http://www.toonarific.com/pics_root/00001708/hulkhogan7.jpg

Bring it back, baby. Ooohhh yeeaaahhh.

 

[bored]

It's like something out of a prison movie .

 

[NDX]

Greatest cartoon ever.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Greatest cartoon ever.

They need to put it on DVD dammit.

 

[NDX]

They should give it away for free with copies of ECW ONS2006.

 

[Warhammer]

It's like something out of a prison movie .

Does anyone have that old video when William Regal was Comissioner and made fun of Hulk Hogan's cartoon? That would be great to see right now.

 

[3dman27]

i remember a wrestling /secret agent novel series called the BODYSLAMMER about a secret agent who's cover story was he was a pro wrestler the series had capt lou albano as both a consultant AND a character in the novels as the heros tranier/manager
i wouldn't mind reading one of the wwe action novels to give it a fair chance whats the series title?

 

[Abaddon]

hahahahahahahaha