Comics Xavier popping a cap

[Harlekin]

I just came across this from my collection of comic scans. From the gem of a series called X-Statix, this picture really says it all about Xavier, and yes, it deserves its own thread.

How I could Just Kill A Man
Hey don't miss out on what you're passing,
you're missing the hootah of the funky buddah,
eluder of the ****ed up style's that get wicked
so come on as I start to kick it,
cause we're like outlaws sridding while suckers are hiding,
jump behind the bush when you see me driving by'
hanging out my window, and my magnum taking out some putohs
acting kind of loco I'm just another local
kid from the street getting paid for my vocals.
Here is something you can't understand,
How I could just kill a man

Here is something you can't understand,
How I could just kill a man
Here is something you can't understand,
How I could just kill a man
Here is something you can't understand,
How I could just kill a man
Here is something you can't understand

I be doing all the dumb **** yo
cause nothing is coming from it
I'm not gonna waste no time ****ing around I got ya humming
humming coming at ya! then you know I had to gat ya!
time for some action just a fraction of friction
I got the clearance to run the interference
in to your sattle light shining a battle light
Sen got the gat and I know that we'll gat you right
here's an example just a little sample:
how could I just kill a man
one time tried to come in my home take my chrome
I said yo it's on. take cover son or you're assed out
how do you like my chrome then I watched the rookie pass out
didn't have to blast him but I did any way, young punk had to pay
so I just killed a man

here is something you can't understand,
how I could just kill a man
Here is something you can't understand,
How I could just kill a man
Here is something you can't understand,
How I could just kill a man
Here is something you can't understand,
How I could just kill a man

It's gonna be a long time before I finish
one of the many missions that I have to establish
to lite my spliff ignite you with insite so if you ain't down
bull****. say some punk tried to get you for your auto
would call the one time and play the rolemmodel?
No! I think you'll play like a thug
next hear the shot of a magnum slug, humming coming at ya!
yeah you know I'm going to gat ya. How do you know where I'm at
when you haven't been where I've been, understand where I'm coming from. While you're up on the hill in your big home
I'm out here risking my dome, just for a bucket or a faster ducket,
just to stay alive yo I got to say **** it.
here is something you can't understand, how I could just kill a man.
here is something you can't understand, how I could just kill a man.
here is something you can't understand, how I could just kill a man.
here is something you can't understand, how I could just kill a man.

Here is something you can't understand,
How I could just kill a man
Here is something you can't understand,
How I could just kill a man
Here is something you can't understand,
How I could just kill a man
Here is something you can't understand,
How I could just kill a man
Here is something you can't understand,
How I could just kill a man
Here is something you can't understand,
How I could just kill a man
Here is something you can't understand,
How I could just kill a man
Here is something you can't understand,
How I could just kill a man

How I could just kill a man
How I could just kill a man

 

[Snikt 6]

Man it feels good to be a gangsta......X out.

 

[Canemacar]

Is Charles Xavier going to have to choke a b*****? /Wayne Brady

 

[Harlekin]

Wolverine said it best. Chuck is hardcore.

 

[Havok83]

this is nothing new. He did the same to Cassie Nova

 

[S7ilver]

After we've zapped the ugly son-of-a-fud fud fud?

I just love what they call the sound effects sometimes.

 

[Max Shrek]

this is nothing new. He did the same to Cassie Nova

Technically, they switched bodies. Nova just shot Xavier.

 

[UraniaChang]

And to think Xavier used to say 'X-men don't kill.'
Obviously he left out some exceptions, not that I blame him.

 

[Harlekin]

I know it's nothing new. What do you think I was referencing with the "Chuck is hardcore"? This is just my respect thread for the biggest and baddest mutha****a in the X-Men.

Charles Xavier, you better believe it.

 

[DarthCyclopsRLZ]

As was pointed out before, that wasnt' really Chuck.

Although I'll admit that scene with him threatening to blow his brains out was pretty damn cool.

But yeah, I guess, Chuck does deserve a tick in the ROXOR collumn, what with the whole 'I managed to fool everyone into thinking I was an actual saint' thingy he's had going on for so long. t:

 

[Havok83]

Technically, they switched bodies. Nova just shot Xavier.

forgot about that.

 

[Harlekin]

As was pointed out before, that wasnt' really Chuck.

True, but as we got to see, Cassie Nova and Xavier have quite a few interesting parallels to their persons. Heck, the whole fact that the Prof had a gun ready in that chair of his says enough.

Although I'll admit that scene with him threatening to blow his brains out was pretty damn cool.

Which was Chuck, I'm pretty sure. Sadly, I don't have a scan of that.

But yeah, I guess, Chuck does deserve a tick in the ROXOR collumn, what with the whole 'I managed to fool everyone into thinking I was an actual saint' thingy he's had going on for so long. t: