Yo-Duh Blog

[masteryoda]

my house burned down and now i can see the moon.

 

[PLAS]

my house burned down and now i can see the moon.

that was the mirror of your proctologist

 

[Immortalfire]

Reminds me Blight's short stories.

 

[PLAS]

Reminds me Blight's short stories.

Blight's short stories, somebody should bring those back, just for good ole time sake's

 

[Immortalfire]

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5232

 

[PLAS]

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5232

thanks mang

 

[jaguarr]

I like this thread. It's senseless.

jag

 

[Lackey]

I like this thread. It's senseless.

jag

I like your mom. I beat her senseless.

 

[jaguarr]

I like your mom. I beat her senseless.

So YOU'RE the guy who's penis she cut off! Bummer for you!

jag

 

[Lackey]

Reminds me Blight's short stories.

except these are true

 

[Lackey]

So YOU'RE the guy who's penis she cut off! Bummer for you!

jag

s'okay, it grew back

 

[jaguarr]

s'okay, it grew back

If this were Mortal Kombat, you would be Lizard.

jag

 

[Immortalfire]

except these are true

Are you suggesting that Blight's tales of life are not?

 

[PLAS]

Are you suggesting that Blight's tales of life are not?

Blight's tales were real!!!!
REAL, I TELLS YA!!!!!!

 

[Alexia Dark]

I once told a girl that I went out on two dates with that I was born with a tail that was amputated when I was a child. But that I still have a little nubbin' on my backside and that it moves sometimes when I'm excited. She got really grossed out and I actually started to wonder if I could date someone that would actually be grossed out by this. I mean, honestly, how shallow could you be?

I'd have a geekasm and ask you how Chi Chi felt about this .

Bwahahahaha.

 

[PWN3R]

Shallow Hal???

 

[Not Jake]

short stories rule

maybe i will start one, since i have the flair and idolization necessary for success

 

[masteryoda]

There's nothing more annoying then
when parents let their kids record their
answering machine message.

****in' *******s.

 

[PLAS]

it could be worse, they could just rap over some corny 80's dance music

 

[masteryoda]

 

[masteryoda]

Bought the Bret Hart dvd the other day. Some of the best matches of all time are on that dvd. It really worth the money. HBK will always be my favourite wrestler but Bret really was the best. His match against Owen at Mania 10 is still the best match I've ever seen.

 

[masteryoda]

This is the most pathetic thing I'll ever admit on these boards. But three times in my life. On three separte occasions, spanning years. I've had three different girls play footsies with me and I didn't even know it at the time.

How I lost my vigintity, I'll never know.


I'm reminded of this because the last couple weeks at work, a married woman with two kids has played footises with me at meetings twice now.


I'm also liquored up right now.









HATE!

 

[masteryoda]

I typed now too many times in that post. I'd edit it but that would lose the purity of the post.


































RAGE

 

[masteryoda]

looking back on that last post I probably sbould have put "now" in quotes but I don't care. I see a typoe abopve and in the word typo but fiuc k yopu all.

 

[masteryoda]

Nowq i'm nbot sure if i'm typing this way becasue i'm drunk or if i'm typing this way becasue it's how i think i should type when i'm drunk.

one day....one day we;'lll learn the truth.





i put three l's there on purp[ose i thionk. but i' didn't type purpose that way on purpoise and the word think is an hones ty typo.

i can go back and edit but