"Yo Mamma so....."

[AverageGIJoe]

Keep it clean, or this is gone. Also, to prevent anyone from actually taking offense, don't specify anyone's mother specifically.----Drak

 

[Carcharodon]

That was a horrible, "Yo momma," joke. You should be ashamed.

 

[AverageGIJoe]

That was a horrible, "Yo momma," joke. You should be ashamed.

Well then can you think of anything better BAMF?

 

[Carcharodon]

I'm partial to the sexual Yo Momma jokes. For example, "Your momma's so fat that to find her p*ssy I have to roll her in flour and find the wet spot!"

 

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

You wanna fight *****! Why don't we talk about yo momma!
Yo momma's so fat that even Fat Bastard said "DAAAAAAMMMMNNNN"!

yo momma's so fat that she has a job in hollywood- as a stunt mat.

 

[AverageGIJoe]

I'm partial to the sexual Yo Momma jokes. For example, "Your momma's so fat that to find her p*ssy I have to roll her in flour and find the wet spot!"

Well let me give it a try then!
HR-PUFF&STUFF's momma's so fat,she ate a man whole during ******io!

 

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

Well let me give it a try then!
HR-PUFF&STUFF's momma's so fat,she ate a man whole during ******io!

that is bad.

yo momma's so fat that her yearbook picture was taken from space.

 

[AverageGIJoe]

that is bad.

yo momma's so fat that her yearbook picture was taken from space.

Yo momma's so fat, to insult her behind her back, I would have to drive 100 miles and my car would run out of gas before then!

 

[Carcharodon]

...why would your car run out of gas after 100 miles? You've got some baaad mileage, man.

 

[Ghostvirus]

"Yo Momma's so fat. She has a coal miner wipe her ass."

 

[Drakon]

Split from the Smart Kid thread. Note the first post.

Yo mamma so stupid, she thought a Lightsaber was low in calories.

 

[SLVRSR4]

Split from the Smart Kid thread. Note the first post.

Yo mamma so stupid, she thought a Lightsaber was low in calories.

Palpatine didn't get points for that one

Your mom is so fat that she is at a high risk of coronary heart failure and will die before you get time to appreciate her and instead you will reply with a joke insulting my mom instead of seeing her now.

 

[Drakon]

Yo' mamma so fat, she sat on a dollar, and when she got up, it was four quarters.

 

[darkseid26]

yo momma so poor she steped on a cockroach and said "clap your hands ,stomp yo feet, thank the lord we got something to eat!"

 

[Ice-man]

Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.

 

[jaguarr]

Your mom is so fat that she is at a high risk of coronary heart failure and will die before you get time to appreciate her and instead you will reply with a joke insulting my mom instead of seeing her now.

Only one of these that made me laugh. Close the thread!

jag

 

[Excel]

yo mama is so fat that she stepped in the ocean and causesd the asian tsunamis!

 

[Bastila]

Yo Mamma so fat when she sat on a rainbow Skittles came out

Yo momma is so fat her waist size is equator

thats all I know.

 

[kane9321]

Yo momma so fat shes on both sides of the family.

Yo Momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!!!

Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.

 

[Excel]

yo mama so fat her blood type is rock n roll

yo mama so fat when she runs she gives new meaning to the words haul ass

yo mama b so fat her fave food i seconds

yo mama so fat she invented seafood diet: eat all the food you see!

 

[chamber-music]

Yo mammaa so ugly when she applied for the ugly contest they told her 'NO Professionals'

Yo mamma so old Jurassic Park brought back the memories...

Yo mamma so poor that she made your family eat Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.

Yo mamma so stupid I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...

 

[jaguarr]

yo mama so fat her blood type is rock n roll

That...doesn't even make....sense?

jag

 

[kane9321]

Yo momma so stupid, she thought "Wu Tang" was an chinese orange drink!!

momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

 

[dr venture]

Your mamma is so fat, that when she was in school, she next to everybody.

Your mom is like a race car, she burns four rubbers at one time.

 

[donk70]

Yo momma so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs