And this is just step one in our master plan of masterful planning. Once we have your puny three-dimensional Earth defenses weakened, we shall raid your planet's pornography supply, and...sodomize our imaginations. Your planet's days are numbered. You shall not see the next decade. You shall never know that turtlenecks will come back... in a big way.
Yeah! Then we're gonna, like, totally screw your Earth *****es! Moon-style!
Brian, a screenwriting major, is one of my roommates.
A few years ago, he pulled a prank on basically our entire dorm floor. He called everyone together right before finals, during the study week, and said "Hey let's all get together and watch The Shawshank Redemption. It's a great movie, and it'll be a good way to relax, right?"
So we all pile into a classroom with a projector and he puts on the DVD of The Shawshank Redemption and the movie plays through. The movie goes, and many of my friends hadn't seen it before, so they're getting into it, and it's a great movie, so everyone's totally hooked.
For those who haven't seen the movie, there's a key, very touching scene where one of the characters
gets out of prison and can't get used to the outside world, so he hangs himself
Understand too, that for the last couple of HOURS of this movie, nothing is out of the ordinary, and then all of a sudden we're NAILED with that and then the movie ends. We're all on the floor. Ten minutes later, after everyone's calmed down, one of my friends who hasn't seen the movie asks "Brian, do you have the actual DVD? I want to see the real ending of this movie."
It looks so bad.....But I will admit I smirked a couple times. The non-sequitor shot of him drssed up and saying his films are basically financed with Nazi gold was purely hilarious.
I feel this will be a big hit with kids I hate at school.
It does look like maybe the budget was 100 dollars. No ****ting you.
It looks so bad.....But I will admit I smirked a couple times. The non-sequitor shot of him drssed up and saying his films are basically financed with Nazi gold was purely hilarious.
You know it's bad when someone who needs a paycheck that badly refuses to be associated with your movie.
Before Boll was just content with ruining fondly remembered video games, now he has to make a movie out of the WORST. VIDEO GAME. IN. HISTORY.
Then again, the game let you shoot up marching bands while using a kitten as a silencer, then piss on their corpses. Sounds a lot more fun than watching this movie, if you ask me.
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