You Got 3 Wishes

[Manic]

What kind of selfish bastard wishes for all the money in the world? Congratulations, you've just destroyed the world economy. Nobody else on Earth has any money. That means everyone will go out of business, and you'll have nowhere to spend your vast fortune. As the years go by, everyone will be reduced to a trade/barter system that will render your piles of cash utterly useless. And because you won't be able to use said money to buy any goods, you won't have anything to barter with your neighbors. Your wish will, in effect, make you the poorest person on Earth.

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

1) A better sense of confidence with myself.
2) Have sex with and eventually settle down with Hayden Panettiere
3) A generally happy and successful life with few if any discrepancies.

Lol i saw you'd posted and i KNEW one would relate to Hayden.

 

[Asteroid-Man]

I'd wish for the ability to grant my own wishes.

Allow me to elaborate:

1. Have control over anyone I desire. (I can do whatever I want to people (like take their houses, cars, tvs) and get any girl I want like this)

2. Have any Superpower I ever want (including immortality, flight, teleportation etc)

3. Have all the money I ever wanted.

 

[Two-Face]

Can I change my third wish?

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

Genie says yes

 

[William_C]

1.) Economically wealthy (Bill Gates money)
2.) Peace in the world, and still able to play to violent games
3.) The ability to grant my own wishes at any time

And please believe, that I'd be insanely meticulous and specific when making these wishes to try and avoid disaster later.

 

[A.X.L]

1,) Make it so there are no new people born in the world and everyone from this point on is immortal.

2,) Penelope Cruz has to insert my penis into her vagina every night until we are both orgasmically satisfied.

3,) Be economically safe forever.

 

[Two-Face]

Genie says yes

I want to have a mansionlike Bruce Wayne and have Jolie in it.

 

[Dodger]

1. The ability to have any super power I want. I just think it and I will have the power. I would also like to hold more than 1 power at a time.
2. Good health and lives for my friends and family.
3.The Los Angeles Dodgers have 10 year dynasty where they win 6 pennants 5 world series. (4 in a row)

 

[A.X.L]

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[The-Dark-Knight]

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Lol, Banging on the door 'LET ME IN' But yeah i'd love a mansion like Wayne's

 

[Two-Face]

Like one in Batman Begins.

 

[Super Kal]

1. to be able to continuously pull out a $100 bill out of my pocket at any time of day, no matter which pair of pants I'm wearing

2. the ability to fly

3. every time I say "I wish", the phrase after it comes true

 

[Two-Face]

Why can't we have 5 wishes?

 

[NewYorkSpider]

I wish for.....
1.Superman's Powers
2.Lot's of money
3. A picture of Bella

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

Why can't we have 5 wishes?

Because genrally genies only give you 3, why what were your other 2?

 

[Ash J. Williams]

1. A girlfriend.
2. Meet Bruce Campbell.
3. Have an unlimited amount of money.

 

[Kargo Warrior]

1.Someone to find the cure for cancer,aids and leukemia.
2.Having enough money to help every person in the world that needs it
3.Resurrect Jeff Buckley so we can make a concert together.

If resurrection is out of limits...then 3.having a Before Sunrise-like situation...but marrying the girl in the end.

 

[bullets]

1. to not age past 26
2. an unlimited bank account
3. superpowers

 

[Alex The Great]

1. world dominaiton
2. have sex with Megan Fox
3. all the money in the world

 

[hammy]

* That every child was born in to a loving family capable of taking good care of it.

* That there was an immediate end to disease, poverty, natural disasters and all other manners of tragedy.

* That nobody was ever lonely.

I need more wishes. If I had more;

* That everyone would treat everyone else with respectfulness;. the way they wanted to be treated and there would be no such thing as a bully.

* That all people would live lives free of regret.

* That we'd all get at least 3 chances at a 'do over.'

Hmm .. kind of greedy with the wishes.

 

[Joker]

Wish 1- $100,000,000,000,000...yeah, that should be enough.
Wish 2- Superman's powers (silver age, when he had super-f**king-everything).
Wish 3- Eternal life without aging.

 

[Grievous]

I'd wish for the ability to grant my own wishes.

smart thinking

 

[Zoken]

1. Money, a few billion should take care of me. Live modestly off the interest, hire someone to make that money make money.
2. A second chance with... with someone I screwed up with. She meant a lot to me, and I never really got that untill I bolloxed it all up.
3. To be as handsome and fit, and to have that unaffected by my diet.

I was intentionally selfish. You take away strife, you take away disease, you take away... struggle, and you doom the human race. pain is a natural part of life. To remove it is to remove humanity.

 

[Snipershot]

invinciblity, 1 trillion dollars, and "gods" powers which in turn would let me have more wishes.... think about it