Originally posted by KenK
Oh, I do, I do!!! And now, a scene from Batman:
Knox and Vicki look for Commissioner Gordon;
Knox: Commissioner Gordon? Hello?
*switches on light*
Knox: Living Room, Dining Room, Arsenal. Would you check out this stuff!
Vicki: The man gives to humanitarian causes and collects all this . . .stuff.
Knox: Yeah, the woman like for his big charity balls
Vicki: And don't forget his very large bankroll.
*Bruce Wayne Walks in*
Knox: Just remember, the more they have, the less they're worth.
Vicki: Then this must the worthless guy in America
Knox: Oh look at this! He must have been . . .king of the wicker people! *turns to armor* Oh, and where'd this come from?
Bruce: It's Japanese.
Knox: How do you know?
Bruce: Because I bought it in Japan.
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, thank you!
Nice Job, but you left out some stuff:
Knox: Commissioner Gordon? Vale I think he went in this room.
*opens door*
Knox: Commissioner Gordon?
*switches on lights*
Knox: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Living Room, Dining Room, Arsenal. Look at this stuff! Who is this Guy?
Vicki: He gives to all these humanitarian causes and he collects all this . . .stuff.
Knox: Yeah, He probably does it for chicks, they like his big charity balls.
Vicki: And don't leave out his very large bankroll.
*Bruce Wayne Walks in*
Knox: Well remember, the more you've got, the less they're worth.
Vicki: Then this guy must be the most worthless guy in America
Knox: Check this out. He must have been . . .king of the wicker people! *turns to armor* Oh, and where'd this come from?
Vicki: I have NO idea?
Bruce: It's Japanese.
Knox: How do you know?
Bruce: Because I bought it in Japan.
Knox: Who're you?
Bruce: Oh. Sorry. Bruce Wayne
*Knox and Wayne shake hands*
Knox: Alexander Knox
Bruce: Right...Oh I read your work. I like it. I like it alout
Know: Oh thanks, can I have a grant
Bruce: Ha
Vicki: Vicki Vale
*Bruce and Vicki shake hands*
Bruce: High. Bruce Wayne
Vicki: Are you sure?
Bruce: Yeah...This time. I've seen your photographs from the Corto Maltese haven't I?
Vicki: Right.
Bruce: You know you've got a wonderful eye.
Knox: Yeah...Some people think she has two
Vicki: This is an amazing house. I'd like to shoot it sometime
Bruce: Well
Butler: Mister Wayne, we need to open a few more cases of the campagne would that be alright?
Bruce: Sure, go ahead...Oh, umm, open up what...six? Six?
Knox: Yeah yeah, Six is good
Bruce: Okay yeah. Six, thanks. Anyway, are you going be staying in Gotham for a while?
Vicki: Um, I'd love to. I'm intrigued by Alex's "Giant Bat" Story, so I...
Bruce: Oh yeah. Right, the bat. The Batman. Hmm, Yeah. That's a little bit lighter after the Corto Maltese, isn't it?
Vicki: And what do you do for a living?
Bruce: Well, I...
Alfred: Sir, Commissioner Gordon was impelled to leave.
Bruce: Alright, thank you...
Alfred: VERY unexpectedly, Sir...
Bruce:...Will you two excuse me?
Alfred: Um, I think perhaps...This way sir?
*Bruce whispers*
Bruce: Oh yeah. Um Alfred, they need somemore wine down in the front room, and someone named Mrs. Daly needs a copy of the menu...Oh and a...Give Knox a Grant.
*Bruce and Alfred leave*
Knox: Nice talking with you, Wayne...The Rich. You know why they're so odd? Cause they can afford to be. And look at this mirror. Maybe it should be Bruce Vane. He He
End Scene
Whew!!!
CFE