Your Only Meaningful Relationship Is With An Inflatable Wrestling Thread - Part 239

[venom892]

So it seems Styles/Orton is happening on smackdown with the winner facing Wyatt at Mania.that match could have headlined Mania. Can't believe they'll give away their first match on Smackdown.

 

[Dr. Evil]

Another return at the Impact tapings:

Spoiler

LAX, but without Hernandez. Konnan, Homicide and a few others.

 

[Serpico Jones]

So it seems Styles/Orton is happening on smackdown with the winner facing Wyatt at Mania.that match could have headlined Mania. Can't believe they'll give away their first match on Smackdown.

They should give out more matches like this on free tv. Maybe then their ratings wouldn't be in the crapper like they are.

 

[S. Grundy]

Another return at the Impact tapings:

Spoiler

LAX, but without Hernandez. Konnan, Homicide and a few others.

Spoiler

The new members of LAX are EYFBO (Mike Draztik and Angel Ortiz) and Angel Rose.

 

[JabarR]

** SPOILERS ** Impact Wrestling Tapings For 3/16 And 3/23

Spoiler

Thanks to Lyne and Adam K. (Cruiseliner) for the following TNA Impact Wrestling spoilers from tonight's tapings in Orlando. These should air on March 16th and March 23rd.


* The World Heavyweight Title is now vacant as Alberto El Patron gave it up

* ODB defeated Rebel. They both engaged in a kissfest with Earl Hebner


* Backstage, Impact officials take the World Heavyweight Title from Alberto and give it back to Bobby Lashley due to the controversial ending to their match


* Alberto comes to the ring and says he loves this place because he can by Patron. He says this is his house. Impact allows him to do or say whatever he wants without any of the political BS. He calls Lashley to the ring but Ethan Carter III comes instead. EC3 says Alberto needs to earn the top spot. EC3 challenges him to a top contender's match. Alberto refuses and says he's here to fight the big dog, not the b---h. A fight breaks out and Alberto accepts


* X Division Champion Trevor Lee retains over Braxton Sutter, Andrew Everett and Suicide


* Sienna comes out to address Allie, who was out with Sutter. She threatens them and says Romeo & Juliet always meet their demise


* Bruce Prichard comes out and announces that we will crown new Tag Team Champions in two weeks via 4-team tournament. The Decay come out to interrupt and demand the titles. Reno Scum interrupts them. Out next is Laredo Kid and Garza Jr. They're all interrupted by the returning LAX, made up of Konnan, Homicide, Angel Rose and 2 guys from ROH


* Davey Richards defeated Suicide. Angelina Love was with Davey


* Garza Jr., Laredo Kid and Mahabali Shera defeated Fallah Bahh, Bokara and Envious Abraham. JB announced this as an international six-man tag match


* Reno Scum defeated The Decay when Rosemary accidentally sprayed mist at Crazzy Steve


* LAX defeated The DCC. There were problems between the DCC members


* Karen Jarrett came out for a promo. She said the past several years have been difficult but now it's all about changes. She can feel energy backstage and among the production crew. The audience chants for Josh Mathews to be fired. Ethan Carter III interrupts and says he's here to make Impact great but not for the Jarretts. Karen kisses up to him. Mathews interrupts and goes on a rant, saying the fans were too cheap to buy a ticket to NXT. He belittles Karen and all her changes. Mathews claims he's one of the best things going in Impact. Karen slaps him down


* TNA Knockouts Champion Rosemary defeated Santana


* Alberto El Patron defeated EC3 to become the new #1 contender. Patron won by submission


Xplosion and One Night Only tapings:

* Angelina Love defeated MJ in a match for Xplosion


* World Heavyweight Champion Bobby Lashley defeated Jake Holmes in a match for Xplosion


* Lauren Van Ness defeated Rachael Ellering in a match for a future One Night Only pay-per-view



March 16th Episode:
* Eli Drake vs. Moose never happens as Cody Rhodes attacks Moose and lays him out backstage


March 23rd Episode:
* Moose retained the Impact Grand Title over Cody Rhodes via split decision


Xplosion Tapings:
* Trevor Lee defeated Caleb Konley, Marshe Rockett, Idris Abraham, DJZ and Andrew Everett in a match for Xplosion


* Angelina Love defeated Angel Rose in a match for Xplosion

 

[Dr. Evil]

** SPOILERS ** Impact Wrestling Tapings For 3/16 And 3/23

Spoiler

Thanks to Lyne and Adam K. (Cruiseliner) for the following TNA Impact Wrestling spoilers from tonight's tapings in Orlando. These should air on March 16th and March 23rd.


* The World Heavyweight Title is now vacant as Alberto El Patron gave it up

* ODB defeated Rebel. They both engaged in a kissfest with Earl Hebner


* Backstage, Impact officials take the World Heavyweight Title from Alberto and give it back to Bobby Lashley due to the controversial ending to their match


* Alberto comes to the ring and says he loves this place because he can by Patron. He says this is his house. Impact allows him to do or say whatever he wants without any of the political BS. He calls Lashley to the ring but Ethan Carter III comes instead. EC3 says Alberto needs to earn the top spot. EC3 challenges him to a top contender's match. Alberto refuses and says he's here to fight the big dog, not the b---h. A fight breaks out and Alberto accepts


* X Division Champion Trevor Lee retains over Braxton Sutter, Andrew Everett and Suicide


* Sienna comes out to address Allie, who was out with Sutter. She threatens them and says Romeo & Juliet always meet their demise


* Bruce Prichard comes out and announces that we will crown new Tag Team Champions in two weeks via 4-team tournament. The Decay come out to interrupt and demand the titles. Reno Scum interrupts them. Out next is Laredo Kid and Garza Jr. They're all interrupted by the returning LAX, made up of Konnan, Homicide, Angel Rose and 2 guys from ROH


* Davey Richards defeated Suicide. Angelina Love was with Davey


* Garza Jr., Laredo Kid and Mahabali Shera defeated Fallah Bahh, Bokara and Envious Abraham. JB announced this as an international six-man tag match


* Reno Scum defeated The Decay when Rosemary accidentally sprayed mist at Crazzy Steve


* LAX defeated The DCC. There were problems between the DCC members


* Karen Jarrett came out for a promo. She said the past several years have been difficult but now it's all about changes. She can feel energy backstage and among the production crew. The audience chants for Josh Mathews to be fired. Ethan Carter III interrupts and says he's here to make Impact great but not for the Jarretts. Karen kisses up to him. Mathews interrupts and goes on a rant, saying the fans were too cheap to buy a ticket to NXT. He belittles Karen and all her changes. Mathews claims he's one of the best things going in Impact. Karen slaps him down


* TNA Knockouts Champion Rosemary defeated Santana


* Alberto El Patron defeated EC3 to become the new #1 contender. Patron won by submission


Xplosion and One Night Only tapings:

* Angelina Love defeated MJ in a match for Xplosion


* World Heavyweight Champion Bobby Lashley defeated Jake Holmes in a match for Xplosion


* Lauren Van Ness defeated Rachael Ellering in a match for a future One Night Only pay-per-view



March 16th Episode:
* Eli Drake vs. Moose never happens as Cody Rhodes attacks Moose and lays him out backstage


March 23rd Episode:
* Moose retained the Impact Grand Title over Cody Rhodes via split decision


Xplosion Tapings:
* Trevor Lee defeated Caleb Konley, Marshe Rockett, Idris Abraham, DJZ and Andrew Everett in a match for Xplosion


* Angelina Love defeated Angel Rose in a match for Xplosion

Spoiler

Sigh....at heel Josh Matthews.

 

[TheCommissioner]

love EC3, wish he was doing more

 

[Dr. Evil]

 

[nite-owl]

Kurt Angle interview set for WWE Network on March 13.

http://www.cagesideseats.com/wwe/20...gle-interview-set-for-wwe-network-on-march-13

 

[nite-owl]

 

[Dr. Evil]

 

[Lobo]

Okay, that Rock and Samoa Joe pic is cool.

 

[S. Grundy]

Impact Spoilers

Spoiler

LAX aka EYFBO on the indys/CZW won the tag team titles in a four-way match against Decay, Garza Jr./Laredo Kid, Reno Scum.

DCC has split-up, James Storm is back to being "The Cowboy" though it appears Kingston and Bram will remain a team. Storm is getting hotshotted into the main event picture.

ROH Spoilers

Spoiler

The Broken Hardys have officially signed a deal and are new ROH Tag Team Champions.

 

[Blitzkrieg Bop]

Oooo, ****.

 

[Wheels]

Oh wow. I'm happy that ROH got such a hot act.

 

[Dr. Evil]

Good, they are better off there anyways. Although it may just be a short term thing, and could increase their leverage in talks with WWE.

 

[Lobo]

Sooner or later they'll end up in the WWE hof.

And also Rick Martel needs to go in next year.

 

[S. Grundy]

ROH Spoiler Part Duex

Spoiler

Bully Ray is in ROH.

 

[Dr. Evil]

Someone on Twitter:

So ROH has become TNA, TNA has become Global Force, PWG has become ROH, and Joey Janala has become the greatest promoter of all time.

 

[Dr. Evil]

ROH Spoiler Part Duex

Spoiler

Bully Ray is in ROH.

So he's going to be the one who takes the title off Adam Cole I see.

 

[Wheels]

Someone on Twitter:

Joey Janela? That guy from CZW is a promoter?

 

[Dr. Evil]

Joey Janela? That guy from CZW is a promoter?

He has an event during WM weekend called Joey Janela's Spring Break with the headline match being Matt Riddle vs. Dan Severn.

 

[Wheels]

He has an event during WM weekend called Joey Janela's Spring Break with the headline match being Matt Riddle vs. Dan Severn.

Sweet.

 

[Dr. Evil]

Spoiler

Not sure having Bully Ray in ROH is a good idea.

 

[Wheels]

Spoiler

Not sure having Bully Ray in ROH is a good idea.

Spoiler

It's funny because rumor has it that Impact talked to Bully and one other unamed guy about coming in and taking the title off Lashley before ultimately going with Alberto. I bet the other guy was Ryback