Your Only Meaningful Relationship Is With An Inflatable Wrestling Thread - Part 239

[Dr. Evil]

** SPOILERS ** Impact Wrestling Results For April 6th

Spoiler

Xplosion:
* Garza Jr. & Laredo Kid defeated Eddie Kingston & Bram, Fallah Bahh & Bokara, and Reno Scum in a four-way tag team match.


* ODB & MJ defeated Angelina Love & Laurel Van Ness.


* Mahabali Sheera defeated Fallah Bahh


* Reno Scum defeated Garza Jr. & Laredo Kid


Impact Wrestling

Jeremy Borash and Josh Mathews discussed the 4-on-4 main event with JB's team facing Mathews' team. If Mathews' team loses, he will leave commentary. Chris Masters, now billed as Chris Adonis, came out and said that he's sick of Mathews complaining.


* Alberto el Patron defeated John Boland in a short match.



Borash, Matthews and Bruce Prichard came out to draft their teams for the main event. Mathews selected Bram, Eli Drake, Tyrus and Bobby Lashley. Borash selected Alberto el Patron and Chris Adonis. The heels attacked Patron and Adonis when Matt Morgan made the save. Morgan is JB's third pick. JB's final pick is Magnus.



Bruce Prichard said James Storm won the fan voting to challenge for the Impact Wrestling World title. EC3 came out and was upset, but Prichard noted that EC3 had already lost to El Patron and that he beat himself.


* Allie & Braxton Sutter defeated Sienna & Kevin Matthews in a mixed tag team match. Kongo Kong came out to attack Sutter. Laurel came out wearing her wedding dress and attacked Allie.


* Andrew Everett defeated Suicide, Gregory Helms & Marshe Rocket in a four-way X-Division match.



* Davey Richards defeated DJZ in a quick match. Eddie Edwards came out through the crowd, but they were separated. Alisha Edwards comes out and brawled with Angelina Love


* Alberto el Patron, Matt Morgan, Magnus & Chris Adonis defeated Bobby Lashley, Tyrus, Eli Drake & Bram after Magnus pinned Bram. The babyfaces on the roster came out as he crowd sang "na na na na" to Mathews, who said that while his wife is crying, he will leave. He was then chased to the back by the babyfaces.

Spoiler

Chris Adonis.....that's not a bad name for the wrestler formerly known as Chris Masters. Also, where the hell has Grado been at these tapings?

 

[Loki882]

-Roman goes over clean, killing Braun's momentum.

-Bayley wins via a dirty finish. Also Charlotte's PPV winning streak ends on some B-level show and not even cleanly.

-Goldberg/KO's "match" wasn't even a true match.

-Rusev losing to Big Show in some random match for no good reason

Yeah this was pretty garbage overall. Well at least the Joe/Sami and Neville/Gallagher matches were pretty good.

 

[Dr. Evil]

Lita made her in-ring return at an Indy show on Friday:

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[chamber-music]

I never watched WCW so I never really got the appeal of Goldberg.

People complained about Brock squashing people but at least he made it look brutal. The spear. Jackhammer 1.2.3 squashing is boring as hell and oldman Goldberg despite being jacked doesn't really give off a tough guy vibe in my opinion.

 

[The Apocalypse]

I never watched WCW so I never really got the appeal of Goldberg.

People complained about Brock squashing people but at least he made it look brutal. The spear. Jackhammer 1.2.3 squashing is boring as hell and oldman Goldberg despite being jacked doesn't really give off a tough guy vibe in my opinion.

Yet crowds are eating this crap up. It's so frustrating that your champ going into Mania hasn't had a match over two minutes because they're worried he can't make anything longer interesting. What kind of damn logic is that?

 

[Dr. Evil]

We all probably would have felt the same if Sting had been a World Champion in WWE.

Goldberg should have signed a Legends deal. It's what Sting has now.

 

[Dr. Evil]

New WWE Hall of Famer announced:

Spoiler

 

[The Apocalypse]

We all probably would have felt the same if Sting had been a World Champion in WWE.

Goldberg should have signed a Legends deal. It's what Sting has now.

I wouldn't have wanted to see Sting as champ either but if it would have happened, at least he would have worked a proper match and has some personality. It's a shame with the year KO and Styles had, they aren't walking into Mania as champs. My only hope on the Raw side is that Brock and KO can have a program for the title.

 

[nite-owl]

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[Pink Ranger]

New WWE Hall of Famer announced:

Spoiler

I want you fat, out of shape, Wrestling Thread rejects to shut up and watch a real man get inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame!

 

[SuperBatman]

Its about dam time I thought he would never get in just because there was a time where he appeard on Nitro and Raw on the same night.

 

[SuperBatman]

We all probably would have felt the same if Sting had been a World Champion in WWE.

Goldberg should have signed a Legends deal. It's what Sting has now.

I hate Part timers being Champion the only guy I would consider and like to be Champ at least one last time is Jericho even if it was for a couple of months. Sting being champ wouldn't as bothered me as much as Goldberg being champion is now atleast Sting would actually of wrestled some matches that have gone longer than 2 minutes

 

[Dr. Evil]

Ricky Steamboat to induct Rick Rude.

 

[Dr. Evil]

Also, Becky at UFC 209:

 

[Dr. Evil]

The WWE is going to have a damn good Hall of Fame Class this year:

- Kurt Angle
- Rock 'n' Roll Express
- Teddy Long
- Beth Phoenix
- Rick Rude

Plus rumors of Christian and William Regal. Christian of course would be the Attitude Era Guy, and I think that there are other names in that era more deserving than Christian, but he would not be a bad option. Regal would fit the "Foreigner or guy who spent years overseas" selection, and would be a great selection. If they want to wait to induct Regal another year, I'd say The Great Muta or Vader would fit into the "Foreign Guy/Wrestler Overseas" category.

Either way, the class is shaping up to be one of the best ever. I don't even have any issue with Beth Phoenix getting in even though I do think others should be inducted before her like Chyna, Miss Elizabeth, Molly Holly and Ivory. The induction though of Kurt Angle was a huge surprise but a nice one.

Last year's was pretty good too, with the only one I had in question being the Godfather, but I could see why he got in.

 

[Warhammer]

I wouldn't have wanted to see Sting as champ either but if it would have happened, at least he would have worked a proper match and has some personality. It's a shame with the year KO and Styles had, they aren't walking into Mania as champs. My only hope on the Raw side is that Brock and KO can have a program for the title.

KO/Lesnar would be the silver lining. Damn, that would be an awesome feud. My mouth waters just thinking about it. And on the post-Wrestlemania RAW with how smarky it will be, it would be fantastic.

But of course it wouldn't happen.

 

[famicommander]

We all probably would have felt the same if Sting had been a World Champion in WWE.

Goldberg should have signed a Legends deal. It's what Sting has now.

Sting could actually wrestle in his prime, and well into his twilight years. Even in his final TNA run, Sting could still go out there and have a good match.

Bill Goldberg in his prime was green as hell, then he took a decade off and now he's washed up.

 

[Dr. Evil]

Is Batista going to come back for the next Avengers movie?

 

[aNarcHy2day]

I can't add anything more to what has already been said about Fastlane... I'll just posit to all of you this alternate scenario- Braun Strowman, a 6'8", 380 pound monster of a man defeats Roman Reigns after a flying headbutt from the top rope.

The wrestling community in general would have been losing their **** right now!

 

[famicommander]

Strowman and Reigns... there's no way you could sell me on a match between those two.

There's no way anybody could convince me it would be anything but horrible.

 

[aNarcHy2day]

Man, if you've made up your mind, there is nothing me or anybody can do about it.

 

[Pink Ranger]

The Wrestling Thread Is A Perfect Tool

 

[Chip Chipperson]

aw man, was kinda hoping Jericho would tell us what happens when you use Chris Jericho.

 

[Pink Ranger]

The Wrestling Thread's Excited About Austin Aries's Package

 

[aNarcHy2day]

The Wrestling Thread's Excited About Austin Aries's Package

Well, to be honest, it should be excited.