You're about to die. Say something!

"I am so going to haunt your @ss until you die."
 
"HILARY BANKS!!

WILL..YOU..MARRY..ME---?
(splat)"

-TNC
 
"Then so, BEAT IT!

ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
"

Two cookies to whoever gets that one.

-TNC
 
"When I see you in Hell you'll be begging for solitary confinement. Laterz."
 
Drink, drink. Fan, fan. Rub, rub
 
"Rosebud". :o
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"Let me reach in and get your watch out of the printing press"

"So, you're a cannibal"

"Why am I standing on a plastic sheet?"

"What do you mean, "I'll be back"? "

"Why is the rest of the Star Trek landing party wearing a different color?"

"Hey that's not a violin"

"That birthmark on your head looks like 999"

"Newb"
 
As I am laying there on the way out I would look into a dark corner and say "your late.". Then discretely look around to see who freaks.
 
I've been lucky/unlucky enough to come right up close to death, where I "knew" I was about to die, a few times, and each time I said "Oh F***." or "Holy F***. F***." except one time I said "Whoa."

The Legacy
 
I'd probably just say goodbye. But I'd leave a small pause between good and bye. 30 or 40 years long perhaps.
 

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