Before I die I want to...

[Socrates]

Before I die, I would like to have done something notable with my life.

 

[Ronny Shade]

I think I'm going to make a Justice League movie starring Hypsters

S79 Superman
ShadowBoxing GL

Any other volunteers?


*waits for all the 15-year-olds to sign up*

 

[logansoldcigar]

I feel you,just make sure the 1st time is with someone you care about....did that sound sappy or what

at risk of getting in trouble with Aunty Dew, i would suggest its better to make sure that she can suck a tennis ball through 20ft of garden hose.

 

[Victor Von Doom]

I would like to do . . .


Angelina Jolie, Vida guerra, Zhang Ziyi, Jessica Alba

and plnty of other big breasted women.

 

[Carter]

I think I'm going to make a Justice League movie starring Hypsters

S79 Superman
ShadowBoxing GL

Any other volunteers?


*waits for all the 15-year-olds to sign up*

Dibs on Batman

 

[Ronny Shade]

I'm fairly convinced you probably look nothing like Batman







but I've been wrong before.

 

[Carter]

I don't, but neither did Michael Keaton

 

[Ronny Shade]

Too true.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Too true.

He has dark hair and dark features. He looks about as much like the comic book Bruce Wayne as Keaton or Bale really.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Carter does? Fine. If he's in decent shape he's in.

 

[Master Chief]

He has dark hair and dark features. He looks about as much like the comic book Bruce Wayne as Keaton or Bale really.

He could be the Bollywood Batman.

and I fly soooolo, **** hero teams in the ass

 

[Ronny Shade]

You can be government agent spy dude who is on a secret mission the JL needs to find out about

 

[Spider-X]

be bitten by a radioactive spider...and not die...

 

[Abaddon]

magically turn Ronny into an Asian.

 

[Ronny Shade]

magically turn Ronny into an Asian.

You and me both, bro

 

[Spider-X]

I would like to do . . .


Angelina Jolie, Vida guerra, Zhang Ziyi, Jessica Alba

and plnty of other big breasted women.

...all at the same time

 

[spartin2008]

Have a mud wrestling match with Jessica Alba and Angelina Jolie
Watch a mud wrestling match with Jessica Alba and Angelina Jolie
Refere a mud wrestling match with Jessica Alba and Angelina Jolie

thats about it!

 

[TheSumOfGod]

I want to have brutal anal sex with Monica Bellucci for several hours, in a situation where she would be just like I imagine her to be, and my sex-slave. Then I would kill myself, knowing that I had just "jumped the shark" as far as my life was concerned, and it would be all downhill from here.

 

[Ronny Shade]

What if you hadn't proven the existence of the Anunnaki?

 

[Equint77]

I wanna marry Lohan just so I can brag about it here.

 

[Ronny Shade]

I want to bang Lindsay Lohan before Equint marries her so I can brag about banging lindsay lohan before Equint married her.

 

[War Lord]

I want to bang Lindsay Lohan before Equint marries her so I can brag about banging lindsay lohan before Equint married her.

I want you to brag about banging Lindsay Lohan so you can brag about the record number of STD's that you acquired.

 

[Equint77]

I want to bang Lindsay Lohan before Equint marries her so I can brag about banging lindsay lohan before Equint married her.

bastard.

I ain't getting no sloppy 1,000 from you or anyone here.

 

[TheSumOfGod]

What if you hadn't proven the existence of the Anunnaki?

Having incredible anal sex with Monica Bellucci is better than having your personal convictions finally proven right, or life in general for that matter. Even God wanks off while thinking about having anal sex with Bellucci.

 

[Equint77]

feed Nicole Richie until she looks human again then bang the pounds off her again...... while we watch re-runs of simple life.....