You're about to die. Say something!

[Abaddon]

"Your shirt.."

 

[The IronMan]

you b1tch !!!!!

 

[NewYorkSpider]

"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Kelly Clarkson!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[knowsbleed]

I've been lucky/unlucky enough to come right up close to death, where I "knew" I was about to die, a few times, and each time I said "Oh F***." or "Holy F***. F***." except one time I said "Whoa."

The Legacy

Its all about discipline...TRAIN yourself. I'm sure you can spout off a great last saying with some practice. Whenever I'm about to trip and fall I say one my listed last sayings. It comes comes out garbled and mumbled but its something.


Who am I kidding...I'll probably blurt out some nonsensical speaking in tongues type blabber. Like the 40 year old virgin when he was being driven around by the insane, blonde, drunk chick.

 

[jimmy]

Yuh Yuh Yuh!

 

[Abaddon]

"Is this it? Am I done?"

 

[LexCorp]

Not sure you can really plan you last words which is why I tell my future wife how much I love her now.

 

[William_C]

"Cowabunga"

 

[Bastila]

''Oh Frack'' or ''Frack this'' lol or ''Oh hell no'' hehe .

 

[Cmill216]

"Dragonzord!"

 

[Bastila]

"Dragonzord!"

haha lol

Ok now I would say something like ''Time For Time Force'' if I'm about to die might as well take one last chance at seeing if I can be a ranger lol


rabbling now hehe

 

[sassycat]

BALE DAMNIT!!



:heart:

 

[turtlefocker]

"42."

..?

 

[turtlefocker]

The deathbed can lead people to speak with great honesty and, in many cases, humor. This is a list of 20 last words by famous people.

1. Pardon me, sir. I did not do it on purpose.

Said by: Queen Marie Antoinette after she accidentally stepped on the foot of her executioner as she went to the guillotine.

2. I can’t sleep

Said by: J. M. Barrie, author of Peter Pan

3. I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.

Said by: Humphrey "the MAN" Bogart

4. I am about to — or I am going to — die: either expression is correct.

Said by: Dominique Bouhours, famous French grammarian

5. I live!

Said by: Roman Emperor, as he was being murdered by his own soldiers.

6. Dammit…Don’t you dare ask God to help me.

Said by: Joan Crawford to her housekeeper who began to pray aloud.

7. I am perplexed. Satan Get Out

Said by: Aleister Crowley - famous occultist

8. Now why did I do that?

Said by: General William Erskine, after he jumped from a window in Lisbon, Portugal in 1813.

9. Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French Fries’!

Said by: James French, a convicted murderer, was sentenced to the electric chair. He shouted these words to members of the press who were to witness his execution.

10. Bugger Bognor.

Said by: King George V whose physician had suggested that he relax at his seaside palace in Bognor Regis.

11. It’s stopped.

Said by: Joseph Henry Green, upon checking his own pulse.

12. LSD, 100 micrograms I.M.

Said by: Aldous Huxley (Author) to his wife. She obliged and he was injected twice before his death.

13. You have won, O Galilean

Said by: Emperor Julian, having attempted to reverse the official endorsement of Christianity by the Roman Empire.

14. No, you certainly can’t.

Said by: John F. Kennedy in reply to Nellie Connally, wife of Governor John Connelly, commenting “You certainly can’t say that the people of Dallas haven’t given you a nice welcome, Mr. President".

15. I feel ill. Call the doctors.

Said by: Mao Zedong (Chairman of China)

16. Tomorrow, I shall no longer be here

Said by: Nostradamus

17. Hurry up, you Hoosier bastard, I could kill ten men while you’re fooling around!

Said by: Carl Panzram, serial killer, shortly before he was executed by hanging.

18. Put out the bloody cigarette!!

Said by: Saki, to a fellow officer while in a trench during World War One, for fear the smoke would give away their positions. He was then shot by a German sniper who had heard the remark.

19. Please don’t let me fall.

Said by: Mary Surratt, before being hanged for her part in the conspiracy to assassinate President Lincoln. She was the first woman executed by the United States federal government.

20. Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies.

Said by: Voltaire when asked by a priest to renounce Satan.

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as found on http://listverse.com/history/20-famous-last-words/

 

[DeaDheaD]

"Thats the end of this chapter"

 

[DOG LIPS]

"I just watched an Uwe Boll flick."

 

[Fran]

That's the password for Hell.

 

[demento]

..?

It's a Hitchhiker's Guide reference. "42" is the answer to the "Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything."

 

[Super Mark]

"Hey, what's this button do?"

.

 

[Tempest19]

"Fck u, u mother fcker!!!"

Or, in a strange voice, and acting demonic:

"You are going to hell for what you did to me!!!"

"I'll be back."

"This is not the end- I'll be back."

"I was Elvis Presley incarnated!"

"I'm an alien from another planet."

"I once killed a guy in Reno."

"I'm a mutant."

Seriously mess with the person beside the death bed.

Jk... don't know.

 

[NewYorkSpider]

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

 

[Whirlysplat]

Arrrrrrgggggg

 

[Arc-Light]

What's the password for Hell.

Ahhh that would be G.W.B........

 

[DeaDheaD]

"Grandma, You dont have a pair big enough to pull that trigger"
or
"Does this taste funny to you?"

 

[Ring Deacon]

1. Luke, there's another Sky.....walk.......er...... (Yoda's last words)
2. It was fun. (Captain Kirk's last words in the original script for Generations)
3. Abracadabra (Bale's in The Prestige)
4. That's not funny. (The Joker's last words in Batman Beyond return of the Joker)

But if I could be serious for a minute. These would be ones I would use.

1. Don't cry for me, I am going home.
2. I love you (to my wife and son)
3. Thank you Lord for my life.
4. (to my wife) I'll wait for you at Heaven's gate.