ZOD is COMING!

[Assassin]

Spoiler

But he's a Dog

http://www.dccomics.com/comics/?cm=6670

 

[AirKnight82]

I quote willy wonka on this one! "Your really wierd!"

 

[Assassin]

You quoted the fake willy wonka.

"You win nothing, you loose, good day sir"

 

[Darthphere]

Anyone have a sound clip of that music they play when you lose a game on The price is Right?

 

[fifthfiend]

You quoted the fake willy wonka.

"You win nothing, you loose, good day sir"

Gene Wilder FTW.

 

[Knives122]

You quoted the fake willy wonka.

"You win nothing, you loose, good day sir"

Actually, he quoted the right one seeing how the Johnny Depp Wonka is based off the book, while Gene's was some musical or something.

So.....I'll just have the oompa loompa's sing you out.

 

[Mee]

Anyone have a sound clip of that music they play when you lose a game on The price is Right?

I feel so sad when I see people lose.

 

[Doc Destruction]

Actually, he quoted the right one seeing how the Johnny Depp Wonka is based off the book, while Gene's was some musical or something.

So.....I'll just have the oompa loompa's sing you out.

F DEPP. Gene Wilder is freaking Wonka. Period.

 

[Not Jake]

the cover from the link is pretty amazingly, fantastically sweet

 

[Not Jake]

I mean really, Dog Zod. Eat it, dyslexics

 

[fifthfiend]

Actually, he quoted the right one seeing how the Johnny Depp Wonka is based off the book, while Gene's was some musical or something.

Correction - Gene Wilder's was based off the book, while Johnny Depp's was some bunch of total bull**** Tim Burton pulled out of his ass cause he's actually crazy enough to think he knows better than Roald Dahl how to tell a friggin' story.

 

[Vic Von Doom]

Correction - Gene Wilder's was based off the book, while Johnny Depp's was some bunch of total bull**** Tim Burton pulled out of his ass cause he's actually crazy enough to think he knows better than Roald Dahl how to tell a friggin' story.

Damn right! Based off the book??? I must have missed the part of the book where Wonka is a germophobe albino freak. And the part where they travel to the middle of nowhere to confront Wonka's dentist father.

I love Tim Burton. Nightmare is probably my favorite movie of all time, and I even don't hate Planet of the Apes. I can even appreciate Mars Attacks for what it was, a clever send-up of 50's alien movies. But this was going too far. I have never walked out of a film so infuriated as I did out of this one. It was an irrational anger. This film was not anything it was advertised to be. The worst part is, on some level, I knew it would happen.

From the moment I read the quote "We want it to be more like the book, all dark and creepy" ...I just went !!!! That's not the book I remember. **** you and **** that movie.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I even don't hate Planet of the Apes.

You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din. Give me Charlton Heston's "damn, dirty apes!" over Marky Mark and Tim Burton's simian cesspool any day.

 

[fifthfiend]

Damn right! Based off the book??? I must have missed the part of the book where Wonka is a germophobe albino freak. And the part where they travel to the middle of nowhere to confront Wonka's dentist father.

Basically whoever it was who decided we were supposed to identify with Wonka instead of Charlie should have been fired on the spot. The book is called Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, not Willie Wonka, his Chocolate Factory, and Some Random Kid Who's There As A Vehicle To Advance Wonka's Stupid-Ass Boring Psychodrama.

But really basically nobody should ever be crazy enough to think they know better than Roald ****ing Dahl how to tell a story.

 

[Assassin]

Actually, he quoted the right one seeing how the Johnny Depp Wonka is based off the book, while Gene's was some musical or something.

So.....I'll just have the oompa loompa's sing you out.

You sir, are a ****tard. Have a nice day.

 

[AirKnight82]

damn I didn't know it this was going to become a Willy Wonka talking contest after just one of my posts, this is so great.

I like the older version cause it has the burping scene. But the new version has Depp and I really like Depp as an actor and the version he is in seems more believable. I just wanted to kick Mike Tv in the nuts everytime he talked!

 

[droogiedroogie2]

Actually, he quoted the right one seeing how the Johnny Depp Wonka is based off the book, while Gene's was some musical or something.

So.....I'll just have the oompa loompa's sing you out.

Oom-pa loom-pa doom-pa-dee-dee...if you are wise you'll listen to me...oom-pa...oh, **** this.

 

[droogiedroogie2]

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Spoiler

But he's a Dog

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http://www.dccomics.com/comics/?cm=6670

This is the beginning of a new, darker Krypto the Super-Dog. Soon, he'll be confronted by Doomsdog, a vicious monster that no other dog can stop. Krypto will make a valiant effort, but it will literally take all he can give, with Doomsdog and Krypto motionless in the yard, Krypto's b1tch cradling him in her arms.

But don't worry! Krypto will be succeeded by a young clone Krypto with a bad furcut, a black Krypto with a suit of techno-armor, a Krypto energy being from Krypton, and an evil cyborg Krypto. Don't get too invested in any of these pretenders, though. The real Krypto will return (with a really strange explanation that I still won't understand a decade and a half later) with long, flowing Fabio fur to reclaim his position. Upon his return, however, the evil cyborg will team up with Doggul, a cut-rate yellow-skinned ripoff of Dogseid, and destroy Koast Kennel, the home of Green Canine. GC goes insane and tries to remake the universe in his image. It doesn't work, because he's a ****in' dog.

The evil cyborg will completely disappear until years later, when Green Canine needs a villain to explain away some plot twist or another that stems from GC's own previous insanity.

The energy being Krypto...I don't reall know what will happen to him. I'll sort of lose track of him because I won't really read Krypto comics, since he's much more interesting in the context of the Justice Dogs of America, in the presence of other dogs. I'm assuming the energy being will just kind of shuffle off the mortal coil.

The black Krypto with the armor suit will be completely abandoned for well over a decade, with a few appearances here and there, until DC needs a third-stringer for a 52-issue miniseries that chronicles ther ebuilding of the DCU after a company-wide crossover.

The young Krypto clone will get a sense of style, for one thing. He'll also eventually discover that he was cloned from both Krypto, and Krypto's mortal enemy (help me here with a dog-pun name for Luthor, I'm running low.) Shortly after that, he'll die in the aforementioned crossover. His death will be crucial to preventing a cataclysmic victory for the main villain, but for some unknown reason all the fans will b1tch and moan for years to come, because there's never been a character death, ever, anywhere, at all, that these whiners don't disagree with.

 

[Vic Von Doom]

This is the beginning of a new, darker Krypto the Super-Dog. Soon, he'll be confronted by Doomsdog, a vicious monster that no other dog can stop. Krypto will make a valiant effort, but it will literally take all he can give, with Doomsdog and Krypto motionless in the yard, Krypto's b1tch cradling him in her arms.

But don't worry! Krypto will be succeeded by a young clone Krypto with a bad furcut, a black Krypto with a suit of techno-armor, a Krypto energy being from Krypton, and an evil cyborg Krypto. Don't get too invested in any of these pretenders, though. The real Krypto will return (with a really strange explanation that I still won't understand a decade and a half later) with long, flowing Fabio fur to reclaim his position. Upon his return, however, the evil cyborg will team up with Doggul, a cut-rate yellow-skinned ripoff of Dogseid, and destroy Koast Kennel, the home of Green Canine. GC goes insane and tries to remake the universe in his image. It doesn't work, because he's a ****in' dog.

The evil cyborg will completely disappear until years later, when Green Canine needs a villain to explain away some plot twist or another that stems from GC's own previous insanity.

The energy being Krypto...I don't reall know what will happen to him. I'll sort of lose track of him because I won't really read Krypto comics, since he's much more interesting in the context of the Justice Dogs of America, in the presence of other dogs. I'm assuming the energy being will just kind of shuffle off the mortal coil.

The black Krypto with the armor suit will be completely abandoned for well over a decade, with a few appearances here and there, until DC needs a third-stringer for a 52-issue miniseries that chronicles ther ebuilding of the DCU after a company-wide crossover.

The young Krypto clone will get a sense of style, for one thing. He'll also eventually discover that he was cloned from both Krypto, and Krypto's mortal enemy (help me here with a dog-pun name for Luthor, I'm running low.) Shortly after that, he'll die in the aforementioned crossover. His death will be crucial to preventing a cataclysmic victory for the main villain, but for some unknown reason all the fans will b1tch and moan for years to come, because there's never been a character death, ever, anywhere, at all, that these whiners don't disagree with.

Uh... I don't know what you think you're doing here, trying to bring the topic back to the one the thread was started for...but here, we are arguing the merits of Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka vs. Johnny Depp's Wonka. So you can take your Krypto comments and take them elsewhere, sir.

Oh, and Corpulent: I wasn't saying I don't prefer the original, I do. But I don't hate the new one, is all I'm saying.

And...since we are talking about book accuracy...Burton's Planet of the Apes actually uses the original book's ending. The Heston version invented a new ending. But in the book, the astronaut comes back to I think the Eiffel Tower (author was French...gasp) to find a bunch of ape cops surrounding him. So, you know. Devil's advocate...Burton's POTA is perhaps more faithful to the book since it preserves its ending.

 

[droogiedroogie2]

Uh... I don't know what you think you're doing here, trying to bring the topic back to the one the thread was started for...but here, we are arguing the merits of Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka vs. Johnny Depp's Wonka. So you can take your Krypto comments and take them elsewhere, sir.

Oh, and Corpulent: I wasn't saying I don't prefer the original, I do. But I don't hate the new one, is all I'm saying.

And...since we are talking about book accuracy...Burton's Planet of the Apes actually uses the original book's ending. The Heston version invented a new ending. But in the book, the astronaut comes back to I think the Eiffel Tower (author was French...gasp) to find a bunch of ape cops surrounding him. So, you know. Devil's advocate...Burton's POTA is perhaps more faithful to the book since it preserves its ending.

Gosh, I don't even merit a "that wasn't funny"?

Anyway, who gives a **** who was more faithful to Monkey Planet (original title.) It was a **** story. Both Burton and Heston versions were massive improvements.

 

[Assassin]

I like The new version because i was never a fan of the Heston one. I hate the ending though. But Original Wonka > Depp's Albino freakshow and his Beaner loompas. (or was he indian?)

 

[Andy C.]

Correction - Gene Wilder's was based off the book, while Johnny Depp's was some bunch of total bull**** Tim Burton pulled out of his ass cause he's actually crazy enough to think he knows better than Roald Dahl how to tell a friggin' story.

Nothing new. Remember, this was the guy who wanted Robin to be played by Marlon Wayans, and had a script where Superman gets killed in a sewer.

 

[Assassin]

Marlon Wayans > Bat Nipples

 

[droogiedroogie2]

Nothing new. Remember, this was the guy who wanted Robin to be played by Marlon Wayans, and had a script where Superman gets killed in a sewer.

Why is it perfectly fine that he had Keaton play Batman, when we're all in arms about Wayans as Robin? Keaton as Batman is not very better. He's ****ing Mr. Mom. Mr. Batmom.

 

[fifthfiend]

Original Wonka > Depp's Albino freakshow

It's pretty simple really:

Willy Wonka =/= Edward goddamn Scissorhands.

They are two entirely different characters.

If someone had just explained that to Tim, it all would have been fine.