Zombie in Florida?

[Silent_Dave]

I don't know if this is the right place to put this, so I just posted it here.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html

 

[Greens]

Just read that 10 minutes ago.

It has begun.

 

[StrainedEyes]

So they were running along the trail naked together, then got in a fight, and the winner of the fight starting eating the loser?

That is some serious drugged up ****... or zombies.

 

[gohei_]

Wow, now that's strange.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Sounds like he just has a taste for "longpig."

 

[Llama_Shepherd]

After reading an article on Cracked on how hard it would be to actually survive a zombie attack. I'm just gonna put treadmills all around my house and wait for it all to blow over. Maybe kill a few Z's, but just a few.

 

[CapedCrusader14]

Well that is certainly.....strange.

 

[Llama_Shepherd]

Hey! Waiting for it all to blow over worked perfectly well in Shaun of the Dead, well, for 2 out of, like 7.

 

[enterthemadness]

I'm just gonna put this out there...if Nazi Zombies rose up, I wonder how much of the population would die reenacting Call of Duty Zombie Maps? I know I would...those are the zombie that make animal noises...with like um yellow eyes. Now I want to play some Call of Duty.

 

[TDK Joker]

In one of the articles written about this, the only thing that made me think of zombies was when it said (I'm paraphrasing, of course) "The officer fired a shot, but the assailant kept on going. The officer fired some more. Nearby civilians said they heard about half a dozen shots"
That's some crazy stuff right there. Taking about 7 shots (with the first and then the half dozen) before going down. Just like a zombie...

 

[gohei_]

He should have put one bullet in the head from the start, save some ammo.

 

[Hotwire]

Seriously, Florida, what the F***?!?! I'm never going back to that state.

 

[Silent_Dave]

I'd say that it's a good thing that it didn't start in Central America (it'd spread faster that way), but zombies are known to spread really fast.

 

[SuperFerret]

In one of the articles written about this, the only thing that made me think of zombies was when it said (I'm paraphrasing, of course) "The officer fired a shot, but the assailant kept on going. The officer fired some more. Nearby civilians said they heard about half a dozen shots"
That's some crazy stuff right there. Taking about 7 shots (with the first and then the half dozen) before going down. Just like a zombie...

Or, y'know, a crazy person. Or someone on drugs.

 

[Rodrigo90]

I blame that corporation, Umbrella.

 

[Darthphere]

I love Miami too much sometimes. Best worst city in the world.

 

[KevanG]

Too perfect not to post this.

 

[Hotwire]

Or, y'know, a crazy person. Or someone on drugs.

Gonna get a mod to change your name to KillJoy.

 

[StrainedEyes]

This just makes me want the next season of Dexter to take place during a zombie apocalypse.

 

[Daniel Thompson]

Hhaha this would fit right in with the whole 2012 end of the world angle. Wonder how long before I hear or see something here in PA.

 

[KevanG]

Depending if it was a virus/airborne thingie, a few weeks. If it was just the dead coming back to life and eating everyone... carry the 3... might want to look outside.

 

[Beanjuice]

I've been following this since it happened yesterday. Crazy stuff. I've seen bad things go down because of drugs, but I dont care what you're on or how much you took, no way to you just shrug off a half dozen shots at point blank. What strikes me the strangest is this happened yesterday afternoon, and there still is no new information on it.

 

[Daniel Thompson]

I doubt any drug would have you eat a man head. I know you get the munchies but damn chewing on somebody head though. Doubt drugs play a role in this, proably the guy was crazy and a cannibalist.

 

[Daniel Thompson]

Depending if it was a virus/airborne thingie, a few weeks. If it was just the dead coming back to life and eating everyone... carry the 3... might want to look outside.

Well for good fun sakes if this is the beginning stages of the zombie plague, this will be the most fun part.

 

[KevanG]

Getting eaten or getting trampled by thousands as they run from the zombie horde?