Zombie Porn

[Tanin]

World War Z
Warm Bodies
VHS 2
Dead Man Working
Towers of Terror (9/11 zombies wtf)
Night of the Living Dead: Origins 3D
The ABC's of Death
Evil Dead
The Cabin in the Woods
Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies
V/H/S


GO AWAY!!!!

 

[redhawk23]

What?

Evil Dead is about demons and Abe Lincoln fights vampires.

You may have missed it but Cabin in the Woods has far, far more than the Zombie Redneck Torture family.

Regardless, there is a horror film thread already.

 

[Ultimatehero]

Easy solution. You don't like certain movies? Don't watch them. I've never understood people who act like certain kind of movies hurt or offend them when there's an easy way out - don't go.

In addition to RedHawk's post -- VHS isn't a zombie film either.

 

[Tanin]

The Asylum film: Abe Lincoln vs Zombies.

 

[Tanin]

Easy solution. You don't like certain movies? Don't watch them. I've never understood people who act like certain kind of movies hurt or offend them when there's an easy way out - don't go.

I know but by gosh they started putting zombies into EVERYTHING I swear to god.

 

[Ultimatehero]

No, that's your exaggeration. Only 3 of those are main stream that everyone knows. 3 are mis-identified as zombie films - vhs and cabin in the woods. And there are 8 mainstream movies a month. So that means 8x12 movies per year and only 3 of those had zombies. Or a heck of a lot more than 8x12 if you are looking at all movies - more like double or triple that number. Not exactly 'in everything' more like 3/100.

 

[Tanin]

VHS has a zombie segment.
Cabin in the Woods has zombies in it.
I'll give you Evil Dead.

What set me off was I was watching Fringe which while has a lot of odd stuff just all of a sudden had Peter attacked by actual Zombies. Granted it was a drug trip/dream sequence but gah

 

[Ultimatehero]

VHS 1&2 also had aliens, vampires, and so forth. Cabin in the Woods is about a god company killing people. They might have zombies in them - but they are far from zombie films.

Also, as said, is 3/100 "in everything"? You don't like it, it's easy to avoid. There are more zombie horror films these days because that's what is selling. It's not selling to you, so just don't watch zombie films.

 

[Tanin]

I suppose I could just not watch.... if people stopped putting random zombies in films that don't need them.

I'm going to go see RIPD and the Conjuring this weekend. I expect zombies in RIPD since it is about the dead. I am half expecting The Conjuring to be about zombies even though it is being marketed as a haunted house film just because they just appear everywhere!

 

[Ultimatehero]

Again, is 3 out of 100 everywhere? I'd say 50/100 is close to everywhere, 60/100 I'd say everywhere. but 3%? 3% is everywhere? I always thought the percent would need to be far above that to be everywhere. Not to mention it's more 3/200 since the mainstream ones didn't all come out in the same year to my knowledge.

 

[Green Goblin]

27 days later is my fav zombie film

 

[Tanin]

Again, is 3 out of 100 everywhere? I'd say 50/100 is close to everywhere, 60/100 I'd say everywhere. but 3%?

When someone says 100% it is obviously hyperbole. As nothing is ever 100% I'm just upset that every movie I have rented the past few weeks has a ****ing zombie in it even when the description doesn't mention them.... cause they want to surprise me.

Hidden Zombies.

 

[Ultimatehero]

I'd say is a nonsense hyperbole because if it was 40% I'd give you it, but 3% really man? 3%?

Then that's what you're renting, but going along time-wise length it's 3% or LESS since those mainstream ones came out in more than just one year. So, unsure about math, but it might turn into .3% in two years.

 

[Tanin]

I'd say is a nonsense hyperbole because if it was 40% I'd give you it, but 3% really man? 3%?

You know the next Batman Film will be Zombie Batman because Bruce really was irradiated by the bomb and slowly killed but has to come back to save Gotham.

From the Grave

 

[Ultimatehero]

Jesus, I don't know if you are real. But, alright then - go on believing that 3% per year or more like .3% in two years is 'everywhere.' There's no talking sense here. I'm also not a zombie fan, I just find the claim itself ridiculous because it can't be backed up by stats at all as being anywhere near everywhere let alone Close to 5% of what is coming out.

 

[Tanin]

Jesus, I don't know if you are real. But, alright then - go on believing that 3% per year or more like .3% in two years is 'everywhere.' There's no talking sense here.

Of course I'm not for real. I'm just having a bad "accidentally rented too many zombie films in a row" day and venting.

 

[Ultimatehero]

Then calm down, see the stats, and realize zombies aren't everywhere - don't panic, there isn't a zombie lurking in the dark behind you, they aren't everywhere, there won't be an invasion - you're safe. The sooner you see the truth in how little there are, the sooner you'll be able to relax. Being able to look at things logically let's you move on emotionally.

 

[Teelie]

Don't forget Osombie where bin Laden comes back to terrorize as a zombie.

 

[Tanin]

Omg lol

 

[Ultimatehero]

If you're raging about zombies, why are you searching for zombies?

 

[bullets]

World War Z was a good film. Why do you want good films to go away?

 

[Tanin]

If you're raging about zombies, why are you searching for zombies?

I'm not... just a silly premise for a film.

 

[Destructus86]

I disagree...I feel we need MORE Zombie films!


:P

 

[PacificBoy]

Don't worry, shark porn will take over soon.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Drugs are bad for you. That is all.