Zombie Strippers!!!

[psychocheeseman]

Just Watched the cheap excuse for a movie about strippers. I gotta say. I loved it! Possibly Jay lee's Best movie ever. (that's not saying much though since his films in general are pretty lame)

The plot is pretty bad: A military drug used to make undead super soldiers accidenatlly makes undead super strippers.

The acting is pretty dreadful: What can you expect from a cast of porn stars (Including Jenna Jameson, who is still unbelievably hot)

But worst of all the script seems like it was written by a twelve yr old. The few political points the film tries to make are dumbed down so much you have to worry about just how little the writters thought of their target audience. The big words they do mention, like "existentialism" seem out of place in such a low brow film, and the references to nietzsche by Miss Jameson herself barely fit with what's going on in the movie.

Nevertheless, this film does have it's moments. The film is suprisingly entertaining, not just for the excessive T&A and graphic violence but also for...no...actually....that's probably it.... what can i say..... I like boobies.

 

[Mr. Credible]

yeah, the only thing this movie has going for it is boobies... and even then not so much.

jenna jameson does look great in the movie, i'll give it that. robert englund, though, only gives more ammunition to the fact that he shouldn't play freddy again. he's so laughably bad in this movie it's... well... laughable.

about the only thing i did enjoy on any level was the "zombie stripper-off" towards the end. jenna's "pool ball trick" was pretty funny, if not completely stupid.

i'd give this a 3 out of 10... and the 3 only comes from the 3 decent looking girls who get naked in this movie... other than that, it was a complete waste of time.

 

[psychocheeseman]

I thought the scene where JJ bit that dudes' pp off and then ate it was pretty memorable as well...