1,000 things to be on your "before 30" list

[Lord Valumart]

18. come back stronger than a powered up pac-man

 

[Prognosticator]

19. Just Say No!

 

[J. J. Jameson]

20. Tell a girl you love her, get slapped, then sued for sexual harassment, and then think about how you'd do it again in the blink of an eye.

Oh yeah...

21. Win the court case.

 

[Kelly]

I'll be 30 in Februrary so.....I would say snowboard, as I won't be doing any goofy garbage like that once I hit the 3-0.

Why not? you don't die at 30. lmao

 

[Lord Valumart]

22. kill a vole in an incident involving three horses, a cheese cake and some tinned tuna...

 

[terry78]

22. kill a vole in an incident involving three horses, a cheese cake and some tinned tuna...

Conan O' Brien should be beating a path to your door to offer you a writing gig on his show.

 

[Immortalfire]

23. Smack Michael Moore with a shovel.

 

[black_dust]

24. Be the first man on the moon

 

[Yurka]

25. Take a s**t on the hood of a cop car.

 

[Symbiotic]

23. Smack Michael Moore with a shovel.

YES!
26. Puke on the hood of a cop car.

 

[PLAS]

hello

I will be 32 by the end of November, and let me tell you a few things about being 30

-it's just like being 20, only you have ten more years of experience, much more financial freedom, and usually by then you already what you want to do with your life
-if you take care of yourself, you could easily surpass yourself in many aspects, for example, I feel much more vigorous, stronger and healthier than when I was 22, and I'm actually thinner than when I was 25
-you're young enough to have a whole lotta **** to look forward to
-you start gaining something which one usually lacks at the "glorious" teens and 20's and which helps a whole lot in life: perspective
-there's something most of you don't know, life truly begins when you're 40, they just bring us in so early so that we can appreciate it

if you think that by the time you're 30, life is over, it might be mostly because of the lack of direction, motivation or many other things that you suffer at the moment

and to be honest, that's the main reasons why I stopped frequenting some friends in the last couple of years, all of them were becoming 30, or were in their early 30's and we would get together every thursday to have some beers, talk about women (nothing much to talk about there), sports (which bore me) and to reminisce about long gone glories and anecdotes.

obviously, after a while, I decided I didn't want to rot away while still alive, so I changed my scene, took up a healthier lifestyle and to be honest, just yesterday, someone told me that I look 25

but if you all want to keep adding to the list...

 

[black_dust]

but if you all want to keep adding to the list...

Only a bit of fun you old codger

 

[guitarsingerguy]

27. To perform this dance before making love.

 

[PLAS]

okay

29. *********e with my left hand all the way

 

[Symbiotic]

27. To perform this dance before making love.

What is that from?

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

30. Chew and entire pack of bubble gum at one time.

 

[guitarsingerguy]

What is that from?

Shin Chan! Same as my avatar.

 

[Lord Valumart]

Shin Chan! Same as my avatar.

that was a horrible tv show

 

[black_dust]

okay

29. *********e with my left hand all the way

thats the sprit! t: t:

31 shave my anus

 

[PLAS]

thats the sprit! t: t:

31 shave my anus

did that when I was 20

 

[guitarsingerguy]

that was a horrible tv show

That was, and still is because it still comes on, a great show.

 

[black_dust]

did that when I was 20

im 23 and have yet to experiance it

 

[PLAS]

im 23 and have yet to experiance it

nothing out of this world

the only advice I could think of is not to wait until you start developing 'roids

 

[Lord Valumart]

32. eat your weight in butter

 

[black_dust]

32. eat your weight in butter

but what if you start eating and gain more weight in the process? it would be a never eating cycle and you would die of heart failure before you even hit 30