1,000 things to be on your "before 30" list

[Lord Valumart]

59. get put on the sex offenders list

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

60, Stroke an elderly mans testicles then smell your fingers (actually do this and you got 59 sorted)

 

[TankerX]

61. Kill someone with a pencil sharpener...worth a try

 

[BAH HUMBBUG!]

#1,000.....Kick God in the nuts for letting not one, but two Bush's be president.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

63. Bomb Ireland

 

[Karem-Knight]

64. Meet Mr.T

 

[Space Moose]

64. Meet Mr.T

65. Lose virginity t:

 

[Ghostvirus]

66. Learn to play Guitar.

 

[black_dust]

65. Lose virginity t:

too Mr T??

67. Goto America

 

[Space Moose]

too Mr T??

67. Goto America

68. Return from America soley dissapointed

 

[Strange]

69. Get early release from the asylum

 

[Spider-Fan83]

70. say "giggity giggity giggity" (with hip thrusts) to a girl and not get hit or maced (even though, i am immune "heh heh alrigh...."

oh wait, it's not alright

69 1/5. build up immunity to mace

now, heh heh, it's alright t:

 

[Space Moose]

71. Find out what Willis was talking about.

 

[incubat]

getting drunk with keith richards

 

[J. J. Jameson]

72. Sabotage someone's seemingly harmless meal so it inconspicuously gives them herpes.

 

[Space Moose]

15. Learn to keep up with others

 

[Strange]

73. Shank someone.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

74. Make my movie.

 

[Space Moose]

75. Lrn 2 spl prperly

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

76. Say yippee-ki-yay, mother****er before I shoot someone.

 

[incubat]

77. become a pirate

 

[J. J. Jameson]

78. Direct a movie

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

79. Reach 79.

 

[incubat]

80. host the mtv movie awards

 

[Strange]

81. Have sex with someones Grandmother and then mail them her underwear.