Symbiotic
Avenger
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Maybe so, but at least it's a way to be entertained on a Friday night.From the reviews I've seen this doesn't seem to be much better than an Uwe Boll-movie
Maybe so, but at least it's a way to be entertained on a Friday night.From the reviews I've seen this doesn't seem to be much better than an Uwe Boll-movie
Maybe so, but at least it's a way to be entertained on a Friday night.
The movie is entertaining... It's not great, but it is not a piece of **** either... as said, it's a nice way to have a good time, just that...Entertained by what?
The movie is entertaining... It's not great, but it is not a piece of **** either... as said, it's a nice way to have a good time, just that...
il see this movie regardless, but for free online =]
i never waste my money on movies unless a group of friends are going or if my Gf wants to see a movie.
i havent been the the movies since goblet of fire.
il see this movie regardless, but for free online =]
i never waste my money on movies unless a group of friends are going or if my Gf wants to see a movie.
i havent been the the movies since goblet of fire.
i havent been the the movies since goblet of fire.

il see this movie regardless, but for free online =]
i never waste my money on movies unless a group of friends are going or if my Gf wants to see a movie.
i havent been the the movies since goblet of fire.
Fail. Fail on so many levels.i havent been the the movies since goblet of fire.
In its second appearance, the sabretooth looks fake as hell (And I'm not one of those people that usually complain about SFX)The sabretooth looks real .
A long, long, long time ago, prehistoric people apparently spoke English and, as is our custom today, gave big, inspirational speeches to gear up the troops for battle. Yet they were also warriors with names like D'Leh (Steven Strait) and Tic'Tic (Cliff Curtis), who lead an increasingly large army through jungles, deserts, plains and snowy mountainsall of these areas are apparently five minutes from each otherin an effort to save the beautiful Evolet (Camilla Belle) and other community members from some non-English-speaking enemies.
The actors, looking like they're trying not to crack up, speak in accents that can only be described as "a wild guess about how people used to sound." They're also constantly interrupted by voiceover by Omar Sharif, many moons away from "Lawrence of Arabia," who's forced to slowly, dramatically say things like, "They walked for many days and nights to a faraway land." We'd excuse it all if the well-designed mammoths and other ancient creatures didn't look cut and pasted onto the screen, which doubles the shock/funny factor of scenes like D'Leh instructing a trapped tiger, "Don't eat me when I set you free."
I hope you get caught, go to jail, get man-'handled', and then make a thread in the community forum about your experiences.il see this movie regardless, but for free online =]
i never waste my money on movies unless a group of friends are going or if my Gf wants to see a movie.
i havent been the the movies since goblet of fire.

SERIOUSLY THOUGH I JUST GOT BACK FROM SEEING IT AND IT WAS FUN!!! I ENJOYED IT, BUT I ALSO KNEW WHAT I WAS GETTING WHEN I WENT, A FUN POPCORN MOVIE WITH SOME GREAT FX, IN THAT ASPECT THE MOVIE SHINES!!! THE PLOT IS WELL, THE PLOT, LOL!!!
I MOSTLY WENT FOR THE FX, I LOVE BIG CATS AND WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING THE SABER TOOTH BUT THEY DIDN'T SHOW AS MUCH OF HIM AS I WOULD HAVE LIKEDYou haven't had friends or a girlfriend since 2005?il see this movie regardless, but for free online =]
i never waste my money on movies unless a group of friends are going or if my Gf wants to see a movie.
i havent been the the movies since goblet of fire.