11 year old Vietnamese girl alleged capable of igniting things on fire with her mind

[terry78]

http://www.odditycentral.com/news/r...is-capable-of-igniting-things-around-her.html



Get Charles on the phone before Magneto recruits her.

 

[Schlosser85]

"You are a god among insects. Never let anyone tell you different."

 

[Manic]

Drew Barrymore?

 

[Kar]

I feel sorry for anyone that pisses her off on the playground.

 

[lightrunner]

What I would give for super powers

 

[Hotwire]

I bet she's gonna be hot when she grows up!

 

[The Guard]

Maybe she set that woman's pants on fire.

 

[Dave McFly]

I bet she's gonna be hot when she grows up!

 

[chamber-music]

She's a firestarter twisted firestarter

 

[Samwise Gamgee]

It begins. Start building the sentinels.

 

[Raiden]

We have a Homo Superior on our planet! I wonder if Vaughn would give her a spot in First Class 2.

 

[Donut]

We have a Homo Superior on our planet! I wonder if Vaughn would give her a spot in First Class 2.

It would help save some of the budget as well

 

[Enriquespy]

Alleged here being the operative word.

 

[Pink Ranger]

She's a firestarter twisted firestarter

Boom, chi-chi-chi-chi-chi, boom-boom, chi-chi-chi-chi-chi ...

 

[terry78]

Now the question is what kind of codename does she get? She's asian, and she can light things on fire. The stereotypical possibilities are endless.

 

[Kar]

Blasian? Dragonfire?

 

[DarkSovereignty]

the jade lantern.

 

[Shemtov]

Now the question is what kind of codename does she get? She's asian, and she can light things on fire. The stereotypical possibilities are endless.

Szechaun?
Yes, I know wrong part of East Asia, but.....

 

[bored]

One day, when she is older, every guy she sleeps with will have to complain of a burning sensation afterwords.

 

[Sawyer]

Fire, you say? I'll put John Rainbird on it immediately.

 

[craigdbfan]

Someone in the article commented and said this:

"I work at her school. She is a pyromaniac, who was caught setting things on fire with a lighter in school. Her parents wont admit this and have created this ridiculous ruse."

The telekinetic fire ability sounds more plausible if you ask me.

 

[Enriquespy]

Now the question is what kind of codename does she get? She's asian, and she can light things on fire. The stereotypical possibilities are endless.

Latina Aqualad!!!!

 

[Pink Ranger]

Now the question is what kind of codename does she get? She's asian, and she can light things on fire. The stereotypical possibilities are endless.

If you want a post-modern Grant Morrison-type name: Rooster Sauce.

 

[Enriquespy]

Sriracha!!!

 

[chaseter]

Set that spam link site on fire.