14 cars damaged during couple's stripping game

[Morg]

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2009261632_apwai5rocks1stldwritethru.html

14 cars damaged during WA couple's stripping game

Troopers have arrested a man and a woman suspected of damaging at least 14 vehicles by throwing rocks onto them from a railroad trestle over Interstate 5 near Lakewood, Wash., as a part of a bizarre stripping game.

Trooper Guy Gill says 23-year-old Joshua N. Sizemore and 18-year-old Amanda L. Madison were tossing baseball-sized rocks from the trestle early Monday. Sizemore, of Tacoma, and Madison, of Lakewood, were booked into the Pierce County Jail in Tacoma, Wash., for investigation of malicious mischief and second-degree assault.

Sizemore and Madison were tracked down by troopers on the ground with assistance from a State Patrol airplane which captured video of the couple throwing rocks. Investigators say Madison was in her underwear when police caught up with the couple.

Investigators say the couple was playing a stripping game, the rules of which involved Madison shedding a layer of clothes for every left headlight the two managed to bust. The same rule applied to Sizemore and right headlights.

Gill says the vehicles that were hit included a State Patrol cruiser. One person was injured when a rock crashed through the window and bruised his arm. He did not need to be hospitalized.

They never heard of strip poker?

 

[simplysuperhero]

Too many rules.

They must've been really bored.

 

[Majic Walrus]

Moral of the story: Don't throw rocks at cop cars. Even for the chance to see boobies.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Moral of the story: when you're 23 and 18, regular sex is still awesome. Try that out before doing all this crazy mid-life crisis sex game BS.

 

[Wiseman]

Moral of the story: when you're 23 and 18, regular sex is still awesome. Try that out before doing all this crazy mid-life crisis sex game BS.

That's not a mid-life crisis sex game. A mid-life crisis sex game is cheating on your spouse with some girl 20 years younger then you and hoping that when she finds out she doesn't cut your penis off

 

[Majic Walrus]

That's not a mid-life crisis sex game. A mid-life crisis sex game is cheating on your spouse with some girl 20 years younger then you and hoping that when she finds out she doesn't cut your penis off

 

[Raiden]

Now these two can continue their game in the slammer.

 

[Carcharodon]

Now these two can continue their game in the slammer.

Maybe that's the name of their new game.

 

[Nirvana]

I'll stick to strip poker.

 

[Heretic]

I'm all for getting your rocks off, but this is ridiculous.

 

[simplysuperhero]

i'm all for getting your rocks off, but this is ridiculous.

lol

 

[Mee]

They never heard of strip poker?

You never hold back Morg. Harsh man.