15 Minutes 15 Minutes: BizzaroAids

[Badger]

Spoiler

If you could have the job/trade perfectly suited to you, what would it be?

What is your greatest regret?

What is your greatest achievement?

What is your favorite movie?

If you could cast 5 members of the Hype in your favorite movie, what

parts would they have?

How would you bring the 'Sexy' back?

What are the three things you would never do?

What brought you to the Hype?

Who is your nemesis on the Hype?

Name three people, living or dead, you would want to have dinner with?

If you could go back in time and change/stop one thing, personal or historic, what would it be?

What is the most valuable thing you own (doesn't have to be monetary)?

When would you like to retire?

What would you like to do when retired?

Do you golf? If so, what's in the bag?

What is your worst habit? Your best habit?

Any nightmare sexual experiences? Care to share?

Finish this number puzzle: -2~> 2 ~> 0 ~> 3~> 3 ~> -2 ~> X

Describe your dream house.

If you could give only one piece of advice to anyone, what you it be?

What is your favorite word?

What is your least favorite word?

What turns you on?

What turns you off?

What sound do you love?

What sound do you hate?

Why should I hire you?

What High School did you go to?

Royals record next Season?

Chiefs first draft pick will be...?

Hockey or NBA at the Sprint Center?

Clancy's, best bar ever or best bar ever?

Spoiler

Please answer the following questions and give us your thoughts behind each answer.

Would you rather be mildly sick for a week or really sick for 3.5 days?

*The half day of sickness would be the first, and you'd have a "normal" feeling morning before the onset.
* "Sick" can mean a variety of things, but the main feature is "general malaise." (This may include, but is not limited to: fever, cough, sore throat, congestion, nausea, headache, lightheadedness.)
* "Mildness" is determined by having either few or mild symptoms. (You do not get to pick the symptoms).
* "Really"ness is determined by having many or severe symptoms (you do not get to pick them, and they would be sufficiently severe to cause you to miss some work).
* Severe illness would disrupt your plans.
* You could still do things while mildly ill (e.g. go to work), but you'd feel ****ty.
* If you pick severe sickness, there is a very small chance that your severe illness could be Ebola or flesh eating bacteria, which may kill you within the 3.5 days.

Would you rather be famous or be bitten by a dog on the ass?

* Keep in mind, you have no idea what you'll be famous for. Think Scott Peterson, Natalee Holloway, Tom Cruise and Anna Nicole Smith too, not just the fun/life is good kind.
* A dog bite would hurt a lot, and you would have to sit on one of those donuts for at least one week
* The dog may be a stray and/or foaming about the mouth.

Would you rather be addicted to donuts or heroin?

* Either way you get to know the local police, at least with donuts you will have a common bond.
* Donuts will make you fat, more than likely.
* Heroin will make you skinny, more than likely.
* Both will eventually kill you

Would you rather: Eat Spam OR Receive a lot of Spam?

* You have to eat the entire can, mmmmmmmmmmm yummy.
* Your Spam Filter is very unreliable, so you have to sift through the Spam folder to make sure something important wasn't sent there.

Who would you rather accidentally make a culturally insensitive remark to?

* A midget
* An albino
* An albino midget

Would you rather be a Dream Crushing Weasel or have your dreams crushed by a Dream Crushing Weasel?

* Assume you have dreams worth crushing and that getting them crushed would depress you a lengthy period of time.
* As the Dream Crushing Weasel, it is a sickness and you constantly do it. It is not a one time deal.
* Being referred to as The Weasel, basically makes you Pauly Shore.


Would you rather eat fried chicken with Colonel Sanders or pancakes with Aunt Jemima?

*Assume each would make their signature dish and that caloric intake for both meals is equal.
*Assume with Colonel Sanders there would liquor involved and that he likes to have people sit on his knee.
*Assume that Aunt Jemima is like Oprah's character in The Color Purple.

Would you rather kill the environment or kill an environmentalist?

* The environmentalist is Ed Begley Jr.
* By killing Ed Begley Jr, you make him a martyr and his message becomes even stronger.
* His family immediately forgives you, because they're good like that.
* Ed Begley Jr will feel no pain because he is not human
* Good God man, just kill him already!!

Would you rather kill a turtle or have one of your good friends become a Scientologist?

* The turtle is exotic, rare, and older than your oldest living relative.
* The turtle is named "Sam" and people call him "Sam the turtle."
* There is a 0% chance that you'll be able to convince your friend to renounce his/her scientologist beliefs.
* There is a 66% chance that your friend will try to convert you to scientology. This would, at the very least, be quite annoying.
* There is a 100% chance that the turtle will die when you kill it.
* You could keep the turtle shell as a memento.
* Sam's terrarium will look quite empty without him.
* You could kill Sam in any manner that you choose.

Would you rather be a **** or have everyone think you're a ****?

* If you picked to be a ****, you could be discreet.
* Haha, I know, a discreet ****.
* If everyone thinks your a ****, why not have the fun and just become one.
* ****!

Would you rather get a paper cut or eat a placenta?

* Assume that the placenta is cooked and entirely safe to eat.
* The papercut is severe enough to make you curse out loud.
* The placenta is not yours and is not related to you.
* The placenta might be gross to eat.
* Nobody likes paper cuts, except maybe emos and they don't count.

Would you rather have a dozen kids or be infertile?

* One or the other, and they can't be adopted or stolen.
* The 12 kids will all be born in 15 years.
* 12 could make you go ****ing bat **** crazy.
* No kids could make you sad and want to off yourself or the diners at the local Golden Corral.

Would you rather dissect a human corpse or go skydiving?

* Your scared of heights and a very downsy looking person packed your chute
* The corpse is a family member you like and you are not Bones, so this will haunt you forever and you will take no enjoyment in it.

Would you rather milk a cow or have your nipple bitten by an animal?

* Milking a cow could be udderly disgusting.
* Having your nipple bitten would hurt.
* What kind of animal would bite my nipple? How the hell should I know.
* It might be embarrassing to show your bitten nipple to a doctor.
* The cow might bite your nipple when you try and milk her.
* The cow will hit you in the back of the head with her **** crusted tail.

Would you rather lose an eye in a fireworks accident or get mauled by an animal and end up with a Michael Jackson nose?

* Michael Jackson's nose? Yes, his nose (or lack thereof). Assume that it comes with none of his other oddities (paleness/cleft chin/singing talents/high pitched voice/predilection for sleeping with children).
* What kind of animal? One capable of mauling you.
* If you only have one functioning eye at present, you would end up blind.
* Assume that your breathing would not be negatively affected by a MJ nose.

Would you rather eat a bowl of cereal or have a jetski?

* Assume that the cereal/jetski is of average quality and brand.
* Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
* A jetski is worth a lot more than a bowl of cereal.
* You might win a prize with this bowl of cereal.
* Jetskis claim many lives per year.
* Similarly, people have been known to choke on cereal.

Would you rather have a perpetual George Hamilton tan or skip the age of 33?

* Skip 33? Yes. You would go from 32 to 34 on your birthday. If you are already over 33, then you automatically become a year older (33 is retroactively skipped).
* You might freak people out if you were always kind of orange looking.
* If you were already pretty tan (albeit orange), it would be hard to get sun burn.
* Skipping 33 puts you that much closer to 40. And 50. And the grave.
* Assume that you would suffer no ill effects from skipping a year, although your body would age 365 days.

Would you rather always be hungry or always be fat?

* Assume that you are not always hungry if you choose 'always be fat'.
* Assume that 'fat' means fatter than you are now, fatty.
* If you were hungry you could eat, but that wouldn't satisfy the hunger.
* Always being hungry could lead to being fat.
* Being fat could lead to being depressed and more eating, which might land you on TLC or some such channel.

Spoiler

Write a short story from the point of view of a used condom. No max or min, just let it flow...

 

[Spider-Fan]

What is your name?
What is your quest?
If you could be the pet of any celebrity, what celebrity would it be and what animal would you be?

 

[knowsbleed]

You have been awaiting your 15 minutes, why should people pay attention to it?

Why did you skip out on your 15 minutes on LSP?

What is so special about the Hype Lounge and why do you think that the same posters are the ONLY posters who really post in there day in and day out?

What is so special about SHH that you keep coming back day after day?

What is your greatest goal in life that you are serious about trying to achieve and what strides have you taken toward achieving that goal?

Why did you sign up for a 15 minutes?

If you could take 5 loungers and meet them in person, who would they be and do you think it would be an entertaining meeting or would you guys just talk about what's for dinner, how much you hated/loved BB/TDK and how much your bodies hurt?

If you could pick the next SHHer to be a mod who would it be and why do you think they should become a mod?

Which SHHer do you respect the most and why?

Which Hypester do you respect the least and why?

What is your greatest regret in your short life so far (and don't say you live without regret, its not a realistic nor interesting answer)?

If you could pick any actor to portray you in a movie about yourself, who would it be and would you want them to act like you acting like you or what they think you should act like?

What do you think about our new president elect?

Are you a religious person and why/why not?

How many sexual partners have you had in your entire life, do you intend to increase that number or are you happy where it stands, and why?

Name the very first memory that comes to mind when I ask you, "What is the greatest adventure you've had in your life?"

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

Uncle Dark-Knight Asks-

Favorite Blonde?

How old are you?

Favorite smell?

Least favorite smell?

Show us a recent picture of yourself?

What were you thinking as you took the picture?

When did you last look in the mirror and think 'Damn i look good today' (or words to that effect?

Ever walked on someone Having the sex?

If so who was it?

Did you ever see some dogs having sex and ask your mum or dad what they were doing, what did they tell you?

Current celebrity crush?

If you were a animal what kind of animal would you be?

Sex with a ugly stinking stranger for one million pounds/dollars?

Sex with a person of the same sex for five hundred thousand pounds/pollars?

Ever shopped at a pound shop/99 cent store or the like, if so what was the last thing you bought?

Who do you love more than anything?

What word do you use too often?

Dont, dont you want me?

Have you ever stopped, collaborated and listened when Ice was back with his brand new invention?

Favorite part of a duck?

Least favorite part of a duck?

How old were you when you lost your virginity?

where did you lose it?

Tell me your favorite joke?

Tell us something about yourself we never knew?

Favorite film ever?

Most overated film ever?

Favorite film of 1989?

Secks with a animal followed by a celeb of your choice or no secks?

Tom-ay-toe or Tom-ah-toe?

If you were a duck billed platypuss what would be your name?

If They made a movie of your life who would play you?

If you had to had the sex with someone off the hype who would the sex be with?

What was willis 'talkin bout'?

Who was the last person in real life to see you naked?

Who was the last real person you saw naked?

If you were a cat, what kind of monkey would henry be?

Tina turner has started touring again after her retirement how does that make you feel?

Do you agree that some might say Tina turner is simply the best, better than all the rest?

When did you last have you some sex?


If you saw Tom Jones live would you feel the urge to throw your knickers or undercrackers at him?

If not why not, do you not feel he is worthy of your underwear?

Have you ever shaked your little tush on the catwalk, yeah the catwalk, on the catwalk yeah, have you shaked your little tush on the catwalk?

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

Spoiler

Write a short story from the point of view of a used condom. No max or min, just let it flow...

HA ha, that had to be intentional.

 

[Logan's Lady]

Biz..... Muahahahaha...........

How can you always find the good in everything?

What makes you so positive?

Why percosets?

How do you get your steady supply?

Do you like me?

No really....... do you actually like me as a person?

Or are you just acting?

Are you RobocopCPU0001 in disguise?

Your favorite drink?

What would be your last meal?

Do you own any pets?

If you could own a pet what would it be/ what would you name it?

Favorite season?

k........I'm done for now

 

[BizarroAids]

Sorry it took me so long to get in here. Had some errands to run after work. Well, it looks like I've got some questions to answer. So let's get started shall we?

 

[Alex The Great]

Asteroid-Man: Great poster or Worstest Poster?

 

[Ronny Shade]

Pick 9 celebrities and make a movie synopsis starring them all and yourself.

Pick 9 posters on the hype and make a movie synopsis starring them and one celebrity.

Which do you like better? would the posters fit into the celebrity story? Would the celebrities fit into the poster story?

Who on the hype do you think is secretly a celebrity.

If you could change the career of one celebrity who and how?

Who is more gangsta than Vincent Price?

Would you trade in your boring life the way it is for a John Woo directed masterpiece of violence in which you become crippled and disfigured?

 

[Untilteld]

There's a zombie invasion, what are the two things you grab and two people you call?

Given the opportunity, would you either:

a) Meet Steve Buscemi
b) Meet Chris Tucker
c) Meet Fran

Would you direct a music video for Hilary Duff?

Blue Man Group? Yes or no?

Do you sneeze often?

You're having a party, name three Hype Girls and three Hype Guys you'd invite.

Do you believe in life outside this planet?

Are you more a Bill or a Ted? Both?

Eiffel tower, who'd be there with you?

Seafood fan?

Gold or Silver?

Juggler?

Are you and I destined to do this forever, or will I be in a padded cell forever?

Post your perfect date, ... GO!

When can we expect babies?

Wanna hook up?

Have you or do you own a slinky?

Who is the hottest girl ever? Guy?

Would you ever wear a fedora?

How is your head?

Last time you put on a bandaid? Explain the injury.

Do you want a foot massage?

Are you either:
a) Space Cowboy
b) Gangster of Love
c) Maurice

Marijuana, thoughts?

If Charlie Sheen were a dinosaur, which one would he be? You gotta post a picture.

Who from SHH does this smiley remind you of?

Are you hustlin', hustlin', hustlin' everyday?

Snoop Dogg or Biggie?

In your own words, describe a woman.

Who is your favourite horror idol?

If you were seconds away from being frozen in carbonite, what pose would you do to be remembered by?

Red or Blue? Neither?

Mod powers have been granted to you accidently, but you only have five minutes to torment the forum, what do you do?

Cocaine or Acid?

Hippie shirts, what are your thoughts on them?

Can you fit your whole fist in your mouth?

 

[BizarroAids]

I've always wanted to be a movie director. I took many classes in high school and college. Broadcasting was my favorite, over things like Drama class, or Theatre. There's something about being behind the camera, and watching your art come to life, that just puts a smile on my face.
I'd love to do an action film, and I've always wanted to do a Zombie film. I don't think, I would be the next Martin Scorcesse, or Speilberg. But I'd be in a class of my own, with unique lighting and angles.

What is your greatest regret? Well, this has happened recently. Before this, I've had some, but nothing compares to this. I decided to get even (revenge) on my girl, after I heard she had kissed another guy teacher at school. So, I went after a girl there as well, and made out with her. I thought, it would make me feel better. But it didn't, and after, I found out it was all a lie, she hadn't done that. So here I am, working a virtual hell hole, where all the teachers gossip and give me dirty looks. A place I LOVED and actually wanted to go to work everyday. And of course, my great love, we don't know what's going to happen with us. Will she stay will me? Will she ever forgive me? She's the only woman I've ever loved, and I've shared the best 6 years of my life with her. So losing her, would simply devastate me, and I don't know what I would do with out her. So, as it stands, that's my greatest regret. And I'm paying for it everyday.

What is your greatest achievement? Getting the teaching job at the Private School. Sounds cheesy, but I've found the job that suits me for now. Those kids are something else. You have to have real patience to work with Special Needs, but I swear, within working there a few days, I feel in love with those kids. There is just something about workin there that makes me happy. I go home everyday, knowing that I made a difference in a childs life that day. The best day, when one of my students finally learned how to dial his phone number into a cell phone. I almost broke into tears, I was so proud. That's my achievment. Why wouldn't it be?

What is your favorite movie? Oh man, tough one, How does one weigh some of the greats. But, I'm honestly going to have to go with HEAT. By Micheal Mann.

If you could cast 5 members of the Hype in your favorite movie, what
parts would they have?
Heat- Starrring
Neal- The Apatow Crew
Vincent- Joker
Waynegrow-Savage
Chris-Nathan
Micahel-Rando

How would you bring the 'Sexy' back?That's easy. Get all hopped up on Painkillers and record myself dancing to an Usher song. That would be all sorts of sexiness right there. And it would prove that white guys have rhythmn, and can work it.
What are the three things you would never do?
I'd never do crack, coke, heroin.
I'd never betray a best friend.
I'd NEVER break a promise I've made with someone.

What brought you to the Hype?The Hulk movie, back in 03. I lurked a few days, joined up, then got banned for an argument. Alas, I came back after that. I can't leave here, I love this place too much. And all the peeps.

Who is your nemesis on the Hype?Well, I don't have a bunch, I do have one in particular, but I'm not going to name names. Oh, who am I kidding MORG. You know how I feel about you. I can't stand you, or your messed up ways of dealing with situations. The only message boards you should be moderating are the Disney Channel message boards. You'd be right at home. That's all. And I kept that to a minimum. Sorry, but I had to answer truthfully.

Name three people, living or dead, you would want to have dinner with? 1) Stan Lee- Who wouldn't want to meet the driving force behind all our favorite heroes? I'm sure he's a delight to meet.
2) My Grandfather- I was too young to remember him, but the way my grandmother use to talk about him, he sounds like a great man. And one heck of a pilot.
3) Christopher Reeves- He made us believe in Superman, and taught us never to give up, no matter the situation. Why wouldn't you want to meet him? God rest your soul Chris!

If you could go back in time and change/stop one thing, personal or historic, what would it be? 9/11. I would stop that in a heartbeat. So many lives were lost, so many families were broken up over it. It didn't affect me on a personal level, but it breaks my heart to hear of wives losing their husbands, kids losing both their parents. I know I would just die if I lost my family.

What is the most valuable thing you own (doesn't have to be monetary)? My grandfather (not the pilot one, the grandpa on my mothers side) left me 30 of his old comics. Really old ones, like Amazing Spider-Man #10-15, and others. And they are the reason I got into comics when I was 7. He gave them to me, just one week before he died, and I've never let them leave my side.

When would you like to retire? I'd like to retire around 70. That's a good age, and I'm sure by that point, my back will be even worse, so I won't be very useful.

What would you like to do when retired? Move to a small town, buy a house near a golf course. And just relax on my porch from day to day, but have tee off at 6:30. Every morning. Maybe restore an old camaro.

Do you golf? If so, what's in the bag? I'm not the best golfer, but I'm doing better. My clubs were stolen last year, out of the back of my buddies truck. They weren't expensive, but they were perfect for me.

What is your worst habit? Your best habit?Worst habit? Smoking. Because when I take a few of my painkillers it makes me smoke ALOT. And I can easily kill a pack and a half in just a few hours. It makes me chain smoke like no other. I wish I didn't smoke.

My Best Habit: Would be my work ethics. I work really hard, and always put work first.

Any nightmare sexual experiences? Care to share? I was 17. Went with my cousin down to his college house for the weekend. We went to a club, I was drunk. Started dancing with a girl. Well, apparently I had beer goggles. Cause she was kinda thick. Took her back to the house, had some fattie fun, woke up next to her, and I was disgusted. Never have I messed with a fattie. So seeing all that flesh, take up the bed, kinda made me ill. She called me all the time, but I didn't answer. Then her mom called me a month later. She was killed in a boatin accident. A propeller cut her up. (ironic) And I guess she talked about me in her diary. That's how her mom knew about me.

Finish this number puzzle: -2~> 2 ~> 0 ~> 3~> 3 ~> -2 ~> X Um 3? See there's a reason I teach Special needs kids, and not high school students. I hate math.

Describe your dream house. 3 Stories. White pillars in the door way. A big wooden front door, that opens into a forya. Spiral staircase. Huge kitchen that has a door leading to a deck. The deck goes around the back of the house, and stairs to go to the pool. The Master bed room would have a jacuzzi, a 3 person shower, and a skylight above the bed, and jacuzzi.

If you could give only one piece of advice to anyone, what you it be? To any guy. Don't take relationships for granted. Especially if you love that person. Show them each day, show them your appreciation for what they do.

What is your favorite word? May sound juevenile, but I LOVE the F***. I say it alot, and I combine other words into it alot. I control myself on here, and in school. But, if you've ever heard me on Xbox Live, you'll know, every sentence contains that word.

What is your least favorite word? No. It's just so negative. I hate hearing it at least. From anyone.

What turns you on? Maclairs laugh, cucumber-melon lotion. Low cut shirts. Beatuiful smile. Long flowing blonde hair. Holding her. When she kisses my "spot" on my neck. *shivers* works every time.

What turns you off? Stink. Girls farting. Girls burping. Girls who have NO Initative. Negativity. No self confidence.

What sound do you love? A really good Thunderstorm. That sound puts me right to sleep. Either the hard rain, or the thunder. Just so relaxing.

What sound do you hate? Anger in Maclairs voice. Her yelling, the worse thing I could hear. It doesn't usually have a good ending.

Why should I hire you? Because I'm upbeat. Positive, and I'll never let you down. I'll be a valuable asset to you and your company. I like to accomplish goals, and my goal is to go all the way to the top in this company. ......( See how I did thatt

What High School did you go to? William Chrisman High School. Home of the Bears!! Yeah baby! Class of 2001.

Royals record next Season? Haha you would ask. Ok, I'll say, 9-0 at the begginning. But we WON"T finish last place.

Chiefs first draft pick will be...? A more experienced quarterback. Nuff said.

Hockey or NBA at the Sprint Center? I've been dying for a Hockey team. Too bad we didn't get the Pittsburg Peguins. But, yeah HOCKEY!! All the way.

Clancy's, best bar ever or best bar ever? Best bar ever!! Clancys taught me never to mix Jager and Tequilla. But that, any schmuck can have a 100 dollar tab. Speaking of Clancys. I'll be there Friday night.

Please answer the following questions and give us your thoughts behind each answer.

Would you rather be mildly sick for a week or really sick for 3.5 days?



Mildly sick for a week. I'd go all in, but there's something about getting Ebola that just doesn't sound appealing. And knowing my luck. I'd die in the first day from it. (I have that kind of luck)
Would you rather be famous or be bitten by a dog on the ass?

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I'd rather be bitten on the ass. I'd get some time off, and all the groovy pain killers I could want. And if you take a few painkillers, you'll think your famous. Hell, being bitten on the ass would get you alot of attention from family members wanting to help/take care of you. So yeah, you'd be living it up right there.

Would you rather be addicted to donuts or heroin?


Donuts. Because like most addictions. Heroin cost more in the long run, and I'd literally get in more trouble for craving them. Heroin affects your mood. An at least with Donuts, I can share them with people, and they go with milk. Heroin would probably mess up my video game skills. And that would kill me.

Would you rather: Eat Spam OR Receive a lot of Spam?



Mmmm eat spam. An entire can? PSH that's easy. Fry it up. You didn't say I couldn't fry it. So that would make it alot easier. Actually, I'm going to cook some spam right now, with some Mac and Cheese. Thanks for the dinner tip dude!!

Who would you rather accidentally make a culturally insensitive remark to?

* A midget
* An albino
* An albino midget
Hahah. I'm going to say Midget. If you're both an Albino and a Midget, then you're already on edge and want to kill people. But, if the person is just a midget, than they hear it all the time, and will probably just kick me in the shin, or headbutt my penis.

Would you rather be a Dream Crushing Weasel or have your dreams crushed by a Dream Crushing Weasel?


Jesus, where do you come up with these? I'm on painkillers man. So, it's hard to get the mind going. Um.....be a dream crushing weasel? You said "constantly do it" So, I'm guessing you meant..."sex" so with that. I say BRING IT!!!

Would you rather eat fried chicken with Colonel Sanders or pancakes with Aunt Jemima?

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COLONEL SANDERS FTW!! Ok, if I'm eating chicken with him. That's fine. If we are drinking on top of that. Even better!! If he's having people sit on his knee. Well, I have liquor, so I'm sure I'd be down with that. Hell, give me enough liquor and chicken, and I'll sit on his lap and pet his "Sanders Beard"

Would you rather kill the environment or kill an environmentalist?



Well, I'm sure I've done my part to kill the environment. So let me kill that dude. I've never kilt a man before, and hell, if I'm goin to be forgiven so quickly, then I might as well. I'll torture him first, with a knife, then tickle him til he poops. Then I'll shoot a smily face into his chest.

Would you rather kill a turtle or have one of your good friends become a Scientologist?

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Kill a turtle. It's better than being damned to Hell for killing a friend. Even if his Alien God comes in and shows himself.

Would you rather be a **** or have everyone think you're a ****?


Be a ****. Better to have secrets than to have people come up and ask.

"How much for a hummy? And a rub-rub?"

Would you rather get a paper cut or eat a placenta?



Give me some Placenta. I bet you can wash down the nastiness with some Jager. And I want to be able to say I've eaten one. How cool is it to say " I got a papercut" ...come on now. That was a no brainer.

Would you rather have a dozen kids or be infertile?



I come from a big family. Sooo give me a dozen kids. And I've seen "Cheaper By The Dozen" so I have my survivial guide. I just know to keep my daughter that looks like Lizzie Maguire away from boys.

Would you rather dissect a human corpse or go skydiving?


Skydiving. I'm not a mortian for a reason. I'll just pop some pills. Hell, that makes me fearless of ANYTHING.

Would you rather milk a cow or have your nipple bitten by an animal?



I'm kinky. Let the animal bite my nipple. It's a turn on.

Would you rather lose an eye in a fireworks accident or get mauled by an animal and end up with a Michael Jackson nose?



Lose an eye. I could be a PIRATE!! I'd have an eye patch!! That's got "win" written all over it.

Would you rather eat a bowl of cereal or have a jetski?


I eat ceral all the time. Let me be cool and have a jetski. At least I won't be tempted to drink and drive with one of those.

Would you rather have a perpetual George Hamilton tan or skip the age of 33?



Skip 33. I already have gray hair. So at this point. I only need to worry about my "pipe" getting a clog or not flowing at all.

Would you rather always be hungry or always be fat?

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Always be hungry. I'd just drink alot. Always being fat would make me not eat. So I'd die from that as well.

Write a short story from the point of view of a used condom. No max or min, just let it flow...

August 19th, 2000.

I'm laying here, on these fake ass silk sheets. I'm all stretched out, and full. So, my butt looks big. I keep looking up and seeing tunnel I was forced to dig an hour earlier. I've never gone through so much hair in my life. I'm kinda itchy from it. Sure it was warm, but, anything over 200 pounds is warm. I struggled to stay on. The owner kept shrinking...but finally, after 2 hours, we had a break through. PST, I don't know why this guy picked me. He didn't need the lubricated kind, we feel right in. He should have picked my cousin. The number. Cause, I know I wouldn't want to feel all that if I was him.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

lol some nice answers there man. keep up the good work.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

How come you get more questions from Badger than I do?

 

[Untilteld]

How come you get more questions from Badger than I do?

his list grows throughout all victims.

 

[BizarroAids]

What is your name? Mike. No, don't call me Michael, I hate it. Do it, and I'll F***ing hate your guts for life. Simple as that.t:

What is your quest? On here? To have fun, meet people, and to spread the good word of Painkillers. Don't abuse them, but when you're given them. Use them. You'll thank me later.

If you could be the pet of any celebrity, what celebrity would it be and what animal would you be?
Stan Lee's dog. A polmerianian. I'd get to sit on the great ones lap all the time. And he'd give me treats. NUFF SAID.

You have been awaiting your 15 minutes, why should people pay attention to it? Because I believe I'm actually interesting enough to sit through. Hell, I've got more people asking me questions all the time anyway. Why not kill it here? I have a fan base.

Why did you skip out on your 15 minutes on LSP? I didn't skip out on it. In July, I joined LSP, only to be told by some chick, who thinks she's queen of all message boards told me to leave. Well, I wasn't going to stick around and listen to her fat jaws flap about how she owned that place or "you have to be cool to be here." So I opted not to kiss up to her, or become her drone, and I came back here. I went there to help a friend in the first place, and was told it was okay. But, to answer your question, that's why I left, and I'm not losing sleep over it.

What is so special about the Hype Lounge and why do you think that the same posters are the ONLY posters who really post in there day in and day out?
Maybe you should ask the people that complain about us. They did the same thing 2 years ago. Only we don't pick on each other. We lounge, we chat about stuff. Not just sit there and say " Oh Noes, Ur the ******z" or just banter other ways. Really, it's not different than what it was. It's just those former loungers don't want to come in and talk, so they claim it's all spam. When they did the same.

What is so special about SHH that you keep coming back day after day?
Main page is the first thing I go to. Then I come to the boards and visit people I've come to know. I like the movie threads and hearing all the new updates.

What is your greatest goal in life that you are serious about trying to achieve and what strides have you taken toward achieving that goal?
I never wanted to get married. But, now I'm trying to worth through some issues with my girl, so we can get over this and start a life together, and a family. I'm working towards it by making choices that will help us move forward in our relationship.

Why did you sign up for a 15 minutes? Why does everyone else? To get the attention. Some people DO also want to learn about members. But, I'm not going to beat around the bush. It's all the spot light on me for 2 days.

If you could take 5 loungers and meet them in person, who would they be and do you think it would be an entertaining meeting or would you guys just talk about what's for dinner, how much you hated/loved BB/TDK and how much your bodies hurt? I'd pick the top five guys that don't care what you think of us. Or how your bitterness towards us, just provokes us that much more. Those 5. Come on now, I had you pegged different, I guess. The type not to jump on those bandwagons.

If you could pick the next SHHer to be a mod who would it be and why do you think they should become a mod? Joker. Because out of every Mod, chosen, except for a select few, we have/had. He's the only poster that would ACTUALLY be fair. He's not just in for a power trip, he would actually make a difference. And would just itch to ban someone for saying penis.

Which SHHer do you respect the most and why? Joker

Which Hypester do you respect the least and why? If those people haven't caught on, and I have to literally say their names. Then they seriously lack brain matter. You'll know if I don't like you, or have zero respect for you. My sarcasim kicks in, and I'll flat out say it.

What is your greatest regret in your short life so far (and don't say you live without regret, its not a realistic nor interesting answer)?
See Badgers answer.

If you could pick any actor to portray you in a movie about yourself, who would it be and would you want them to act like you acting like you or what they think you should act like? Matt Damon. I think he could pull off my sarcastic humor.

What do you think about our new president elect? People will like him for the first 4 months. Then, he'll be the next Bush. I can't stand him.

Are you a religious person and why/why not? Yep, I'm Catholic.

How many sexual partners have you had in your entire life, do you intend to increase that number or are you happy where it stands, and why? I've had a lot, since I lost my virginity. I'm not bragging and I'm not exactly proud of it. But, you asked, and it's not like I'm going to care if someone believes me or not. I know the truth. 43. My girl was the last, and I'm happy with staying at that.

Name the very first memory that comes to mind when I ask you, "What is the greatest adventure you've had in your life?"
Going to Berlin when I was 8. I went with my older Brother.So many things went wrong that trip. But, being that young. It made it that much better.

Hope those are good enough for you.

 

[BizarroAids]

Uncle Dark-Knight Asks-

Favorite Blonde? My girl Maclair. Hands down.

How old are you? 25

Favorite smell? Either my cologne. Aqua Di Gio or on a girl. Cucumber Melon lotion.

Least favorite smell? Raw ass milk.

Show us a recent picture of yourself? Check the Pic Album, or you'll have to wait a little while til I get them transfered over to my new laptop.

What were you thinking as you took the picture? Depending on the pic. But I'm sure it's, wow, these pills have officially kicked in.

When did you last look in the mirror and think 'Damn i look good today' (or words to that effect? Saturday Night. There was just something about how I was dressed that night. I looked real classy. My ego kicked in, and I actually said "Go get em killer"

Ever walked on someone Having the sex? Oh god yes. I'm like the worst at that. I can say I've seen all my buddies banging. I've seen my parents, my girls parents...I'm like a magnet for it.

If so who was it? The worst one, my mom and step dad. Let's just say I see where I get my "favorite positions" from.

Did you ever see some dogs having sex and ask your mum or dad what they were doing, what did they tell you? Hahah, my dad gave it to me straight up. He said "boy, they are ****ing." And went on with the famous speech.

Current celebrity crush? Erica Durance (Lois on Smallville) She's just freakin SMOKIN!! And has some nice ol' fake boobies.

If you were a animal what kind of animal would you be? A Great White Shark. I'm fascinated by them.

Sex with a ugly stinking stranger for one million pounds/dollars? Yep, sunglasses and nose plugs. And alcohol. I could pay for the thearpy.

Sex with a person of the same sex for five hundred thousand pounds/pollars? Hell no! Not enough money in the world for me to go splunking with a dude.

Ever shopped at a pound shop/99 cent store or the like, if so what was the last thing you bought? Had to buy some Halloween decorations for our party at the school. My class needed some webbing and fake pumpkins.

Who do you love more than anything? Maclair. Hands down. She's the love of my life.

What word do you use too often? F***. Seriously, I use it too much. I've edited these answers like 6 times already.

Dont, dont you want me? Don't you want me now???

Have you ever stopped, collaborated and listened when Ice was back with his brand new invention? Yeah, something grabbed ahold of me tightly.

Favorite part of a duck? Body.

Least favorite part of a duck? His duck penis.

How old were you when you lost your virginity? 1 month before my 16th birthday.

where did you lose it? In my buddies finished basement. On his couch. With "Kiss by a Rose" in the background.

Tell me your favorite joke? I have several good ones. But they are extremely inappropriate. So you'll have to PM me for them.

Tell us something about yourself we never knew?

Favorite film ever? Heat. Bad ass flick.

Most overated film ever? The Matrix

Favorite film of 1989? Batman!! I still have the flyers and toy brochiers they were giving out.

Secks with a animal followed by a celeb of your choice or no secks? Butt secks with both! FTW.

Tom-ay-toe or Tom-ah-toe? Tom-AY-toe

If you were a duck billed platypuss what would be your name? Flatypuss Muckipuss.

If They made a movie of your life who would play you? Matt Damon.

If you had to had the sex with someone off the hype who would the sex be with? I'd have an orgy with Isis, Runt and Lemon. Why? Cause they are all vixens like that.

What was willis 'talkin bout'? The secret racial meaning behind that show.

Who was the last person in real life to see you naked? My girlfriend.

Who was the last real person you saw naked? My girlfriend. This morning.

If you were a cat, what kind of monkey would henry be? WTF? Dude, I don't know, you lost me at Monkey. My monkey? Pet Monkey?

Tina turner has started touring again after her retirement how does that make you feel? That she should stay retired. Her music isn't top of the charts anymore for a reason.

Do you agree that some might say Tina turner is simply the best, better than all the rest? God Damn son, what is up with Tina Turner?? Do you LOVE?? Do you find yourself over stimulated when listening to her music?? Cause, I'm thinkin somethings up.

When did you last have you some sex? 10:30 this morning. And probably an hour from now.


If you saw Tom Jones live would you feel the urge to throw your knickers or undercrackers at him? haha what? Oh man. Someones got someones got some "outting " to do. This is just killin my buzz.

If not why not, do you not feel he is worthy of your underwear?

Have you ever shaked your little tush on the catwalk, yeah the catwalk, on the catwalk yeah, have you shaked your little tush on the catwalk?
Well, I'm a model, you know what I mean? So I shake my little tush on the cat walk.

Ohh I'm going to get infractions at some point tonight, I feel it.

 

[BizarroAids]

Biz..... Muahahahaha........... Muahha We meet again LL!!

How can you always find the good in everything? By always keeping my head up. And looking at the positive, or funny in any situation.

What makes you so positive? Years of medication. No, I'm dead serious. Years and years of taking painkillers. I'm happy 24/7

Why percosets? I don't know, that's just what they prescribed me. At first they were Percocet 10s, then they lowered them to 5's. I guess they think that Vicodin just doesn't work for me. Haha I don't know why either. But I'm not complaining either. I love them. They help, and yeah, I'm probably addicted to them. Hell, I'm never without. My average prescription has 100 Percocets, for 30 days.

How do you get your steady supply? My nurse/doctor. And plus, I have probably 8 to 10 FULL bottles of Vicodin, that I've received over the past year, from either one doctor, or another. For different reasons. So they are just collecting dust in my medicine cabinet. But, for the Percocets, it's my nurses, I call in that I'm empty, and 5 hours later, I'm picking up a new full 100 bottle.

Do you like me? Of course!! I don't see how anyone COULDN"T like you. You are just all around a great woman. Your husband is a lucky fellow to have such a carin person.

No really....... do you actually like me as a person? YES WOMAN!!! t:

Or are you just acting? No matter how many pills, I'm still me, and yes, I still like you.

Are you RobocopCPU0001 in disguise? I remember him, but no. I'm me.

Your favorite drink? Sunkist and Cherry Coke. It's a tie between them.

What would be your last meal? Salsbury steak, mashed potatoes, corn, mac and cheese. It's my FAVORITE.

Do you own any pets? My darling hamster CoCo. My dog, "Rhodey" was taken from me.

If you could own a pet what would it be/ what would you name it? Another Siberian Huskey. And this time he would be named "Clint"

Favorite season? Fall. Around here, it's so great when the leaves are falling/changing. It's lots of reds,yellows, and greens.

k........I'm done for now Well, come back, I'll be waiting for more.

On to. Alex The Great.

Asteroid-Man: Great poster or Worstest Poster?

Hahah that guys a joke. WORSE POSTER EVER!!

 

[BizarroAids]

There's a zombie invasion, what are the two things you grab and two people you call? A shotgun, bottle of Percocets. I'd call my girl, and my best friend John. We've both dreamed of a zombie invasion since we were like 10 years old.

Given the opportunity, would you either:

a) Meet Steve Buscemi
b) Meet Chris Tucker
c) Meet Fran

Meet Chris Tucker. He's had some funny movies, and I'd just like to hang with him for a while.

Would you direct a music video for Hilary Duff? Only if it's when she's 21 and I can have her in a bikini half the time. Zing.

Blue Man Group? Yes or no? Yes, I haven't seen them live, but I have watched a few dvds of their performances. Good stuff.

Do you sneeze often? Uhh, I'd say maybe twice a day. Yeah, I'm going with just twice a day. I know for sure of that today. The first time was when I was on the couch, and I "Snarted" sneezed and farted on my girls bare foot. And the second sneeze just happened.

You're having a party, name three Hype Girls and three Hype Guys you'd invite.
Girls- Lemon, Isis, Runt
Guys-Joker, Savage, TAC

Do you believe in life outside this planet? Of course. It's an awful waste of space if not.

Are you more a Bill or a Ted? Both? Bill. I'm not as clueless as Ted, now he was a moron!!

Eiffel tower, who'd be there with you? Maclair. That's where I would prepose.

Seafood fan? Lobster and shrimp. My two favorite meals. Mmm. I may cook shrimp this week. Hey, thanks for the idea.

Gold or Silver? Silver. Gold just doesn't look right on me. And plus, it's just ugly.

Juggler? Uhh yeah, of my two testicles. Ziiiiinnng.

Are you and I destined to do this forever, or will I be in a padded cell forever? Maybe we can share one. Especially at the rate the cities inhabitants are losing their minds.

Post your perfect date, ... GO! Dinner, riding some go-karts, a movie, and to pick up some coffee after. Finish the night off with some raunchy hardcore sex.

When can we expect babies? Maybe about 2-3 years for me. That's when we are shooting for...(huhuh I just realized I said that ). But yeah, we still have to get married.

Wanna hook up? Only if you are blonde and busty, and can cook like Wolfgang Puck!!

Have you or do you own a slinky? Who hasn't? That's the easiest toy to satisfy me for hours.

Who is the hottest girl ever? Guy? Erica Durance. Mmmmm. Guy wise. I'd say.. Jason Lewis. He's a sexy devil.

Would you ever wear a fedora? No, actually, I don't know what that is. Elborate please.

How is your head? Sufficating in my pants. How is yours?

Last time you put on a bandaid? Explain the injury. Cut my finger slicing up some onioins the other night. Put on a bandaid cause it wouldn't stop bleeding.

Do you want a foot massage? Sure. Are they worth it?

Are you either:
a) Space Cowboy
b) Gangster of Love
c) Maurice

Space Cowboy ALL THE WAY!!


Marijuana, thoughts? I tried it alot in High School, but I don't mess with it anymore. If I'm goin to be high, I'll stick with pills. Swallow 4 and I'm goooooone.

If Charlie Sheen were a dinosaur, which one would he be? You gotta post a picture. Sorry, can't get a pic. But I'll tell you, he's a
"Illhumpanyvagasaurus"

Who from SHH does this smiley remind you of? GAMMY!! That boy used that all the time back in the day.

Are you hustlin', hustlin', hustlin' everyday? Haha yeah, even when the alarm goes off in the morning, or when I'm in the shower, or at the library. "everyday I be hustlin, hustlin,...."

Snoop Dogg or Biggie? Neither, one's dead, the others an overrated pot wrangler.

In your own words, describe a woman. Boobs, vag, butt.

Who is your favourite horror idol? Tom Savini

If you were seconds away from being frozen in carbonite, what pose would you do to be remembered by? Both hands, on the crotch. It's the warmest part of the body.

Red or Blue? Neither? Latin King???

Mod powers have been granted to you accidently, but you only have five minutes to torment the forum, what do you do? Ban Morg, give him infractions, close every story thread Terry starts.

Cocaine or Acid? Acid. I hear it's all the rage.

Hippie shirts, what are your thoughts on them? What's considered a hippie shirt anymore?? Vintage is soo modern? I mean, yeah. I don't know man, you tell me?

Can you fit your whole fist in your mouth? Do I look/sound like JP or Speedball?

How come you get more questions from Badger than I do?

Hush, you got more questions from ME than anyone else did.

 

[Sam Fisher]

What scares you the most?

What's the worst movie you've ever seen?

How was your little "Walk"?

 

[Captain Planet!]

Can you see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?

Where are the other drugs going?!

 

[BizarroAids]

Pick 9 celebrities and make a movie synopsis starring them all and yourself. Aww man. What's up with all the movie questions from you?? And only one is Woo inspired.

Ok. Me, Robert Downey Jr. Matthew Perry, David Duchavony, Gary Busey,Vince Vaughn,Ben Affleck, Madchen Amuck, Gina Gershon.

Relapse. Rated R. RELAPSE is the story of 9 individuals who all have been checked back into a rehab center after they have all relapsed from their previous visits. None of them felt the first time helped them once they were released. So this time, they use each other to help get over their addictions. Can they meet the 30 day challenge? Or will they fail and be forced to stay for the 2 year relapse course. Full of laughs, tears, and just plain good entertainment. RELAPSE will have you thinking long after the movie is over.

Pick 9 posters on the hype and make a movie synopsis starring them and one celebrity.
Dude, I'll have to come back to that one. I've sat here for the longest time thinking of a good one. But, I will get a good setup for it.

Which do you like better? would the posters fit into the celebrity story? Would the celebrities fit into the poster story? I like the celebrity version so far. Why? Because all the celebrities I've chosen, have been to rehab once in their lives. There are alot of different personalities in that list, and I think it would make a good movie.

Who on the hype do you think is secretly a celebrity. Hmm, I don't know out of the well known posters. But I do know for sure that Mark Millar, and Steve McNiven post on here quite often.

If you could change the career of one celebrity who and how? Will Farrel. All of his movies are the same these days. He doesn't have any different character changes. So, I'd like to see him become a real life P.E. Coach.

Who is more gangsta than Vincent Price? John *Motha F***in Woo!!

Would you trade in your boring life the way it is for a John Woo directed masterpiece of violence in which you become crippled and disfigured?

Hell YES!! Because before I became crippled, I'd have two guns blazin, and surround by doves. And more importantly, I'd move in slow mo, and have at least one black outfit in my closet.

 

[BizarroAids]

What scares you the most? Dying alone. I don't think I would want to be on my death-bed and not have a wife/girlfriend or children. I think about that alot. Especially if anythin happens to my girl.

What's the worst movie you've ever seen? Gigli. That really is a mess of a movie. I literally stopped halfway through it.

How was your little "Walk"? Well, I walked to my medicine cabinet, and then answered the phone, and talked to my girl for a few mintues. And I was going to go play some games, but I noticed I missed Ronnys questions, so I decided to come back and answer them.

Can you see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch? No I can't, because we all know that Golden Grahams is hands down the best cereal around.

Where are the other drugs going?! To some guy in the Nethers.

This isn't what I meant, by take a break and take a walk. *Sighs*t:

 

[Untilteld]

nice answers, I like you.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Would you give me your last Rolo?

Would you go on a boat cruise with Rando and I?

Top 5 fav websites?

 

[BizarroAids]

nice answers, I like you.

Thanks, I like you too. I may just let you come to my house and **** my sister.