15 Minutes 15 Minutes: BizzaroAids

[The Apatow Crew]

Thats good you have someone steady in your life and makes your happy.

77 posts Yay!

 

[Prison Mike]

and..........77 posts in this thread!

 

[BizarroAids]

yeah, the teacher thing made me think you were older. also you're more mature then some 25 year olds I know.

Trust me, you guys aren't the only ones that I've surprised with, because of my job and age. I actually get it alot.

Thats good you have someone steady in your life and makes your happy.

77 posts Yay!

I'm a very lucky man. And I'm thankful everyday that I wake up next to her. She's very much my better half. I'm definately counting my blessings. And she will say the same. She's like my stalker.

and..........77 posts in this thread!

I didn't think I would go 4 pages. But that's awesome. And now, you guys have learned more stuff from this questionaire too. I really don't hold back, and I'm not the type to shy away from a question. I'm very open, and I'll share just about anything.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

and..........77 posts in this thread!

really? thats weird.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

I'm a very lucky man. And I'm thankful everyday that I wake up next to her. She's very much my better half. I'm definately counting my blessings. And she will say the same. She's like my stalker.

Yeah, not everyone can have one of those relationships or even find thar one person, but you have, so keep her tight.

 

[BizarroAids]

Yeah, not everyone can have one of those relationships or even find thar one person, but you have, so keep her tight.

OH I plan on it. If we, as a couple, can make it through this situation. Then I'm positive we can make it through anything. And we've been through alot together already.

She loves video games and comics. I got her into comics. But she's always loved video games, and has an XBL account.

Her fave comics are on the DC side. Like Supergirl and Nightwing and Batman/Superman.

On the Marvel side, it's Amazing Spider-Man, New Avengers, Captain America. And she HATES Joe Q. She thinks he's on heroin, because of his weight always changing. LOL. She cracks me up with that argument.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

OH I plan on it. If we, as a couple, can make it through this situation. Then I'm positive we can make it through anything. And we've been through alot together already.

She loves video games and comics. I got her into comics. But she's always loved video games, and has an XBL account.

Her fave comics are on the DC side. Like Supergirl and Nightwing and Batman/Superman.

On the Marvel side, it's Amazing Spider-Man, New Avengers, Captain America. And she HATES Joe Q. She thinks he's on heroin, because of his weight always changing. LOL. She cracks me up with that argument.

Then looks like you got a true keeper for life no matter what. Its like your just destine to be with each no matter what happen in your lifes.

 

[BizarroAids]

Then looks like you got a true keeper for life no matter what. Its like your just destine to be with each no matter what happen in your lifes.

Well, the last time we broke up, back in 05, we went 8 months without contact. And honestly I didn't think I'd ever see her again. But I was always thinking of her.

I just so happen to get on one of my messenger accounts one day, and saw that she left a message just 4 days before. Now, some could write that off as coincedence. But, the fact that I hadn't used that account since I first started talking to her in 02, makes it more like a fate thing. So, she left a message, with her number, I waited a day and then I called. We talked every night for like a week before we went on a first date again. She had grown out her hair, and it wasn't dyed dark anymore. She looked GREAT that first date.

 

[Ash J. Williams]

What's your favorite post-apocalyptic scenario?

 

[BizarroAids]

What's your favorite post-apocalyptic scenario?

I'm going with a FULL ON ZOMBIE INVASION!! I know it sounds bad to wish for something like that, maybe because I know it won't ever happen. But my friends and I have always wanted this to happen, and we often wondered where we would go, or even how long either of us would survive.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Well, the last time we broke up, back in 05, we went 8 months without contact. And honestly I didn't think I'd ever see her again. But I was always thinking of her.

I just so happen to get on one of my messenger accounts one day, and saw that she left a message just 4 days before. Now, some could write that off as coincedence. But, the fact that I hadn't used that account since I first started talking to her in 02, makes it more like a fate thing. So, she left a message, with her number, I waited a day and then I called. We talked every night for like a week before we went on a first date again. She had grown out her hair, and it wasn't dyed dark anymore. She looked GREAT that first date.

well, there you go. thats just one of thosr things that are meant no matter what.

 

[BizarroAids]

Sooo is that the extent of your questions?? Or will there be more? I'm trying to prepare myself. lol

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Sooo is that the extent of your questions?? Or will there be more? I'm trying to prepare myself. lol

I'm sure more are on the way, so be prepared.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

So how many of those special pills have you taken tonight? did you choose the red or blue pill?

 

[BizarroAids]

So how many of those special pills have you taken tonight? did you choose the red or blue pill?

I'm not going to lie. I've taken 12 since I got off work at 3:30. I just took 4, that put me up to the 12.

Neither blue or red. The little white pill that is circular, has a slit in the middle, and on the back says "Watson 749"

 

[The Apatow Crew]

I'm not going to lie. I've taken 12 since I got off work at 3:30. I just took 4, that put me up to the 12.

Neither blue or red. The little white pill that is circular, has a slit in the middle, and on the back says "Watson 749"

So does that mean the guy who inspected the pill was named Watson and it's the number of the product?t:

 

[BizarroAids]

So does that mean the guy who inspected the pill was named Watson and it's the number of the product?t:

Naw, that's the company that makes most painkillers. I forgot what that number means. I use to know, but I forgot.

You should have seen me when I was in the the hospital for my first surgery. Dude, it was the first time I had ever had pain meds in me. It was morphien (sp?) it sucked so bad, and I couldn't stand layin on my back, I kept pushing the button like every 20 minutes.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Naw, that's the company that makes most painkillers. I forgot what that number means. I use to know, but I forgot.

You should have seen me when I was in the the hospital for my first surgery. Dude, it was the first time I had ever had pain meds in me. It was morphien (sp?) it sucked so bad, and I couldn't stand layin on my back, I kept pushing the button like every 20 minutes.

you were like one of those mouses in the maze who choose pleasure over food.

you took so many you forgot huh?

 

[BizarroAids]

you were like one of those mouses in the maze who choose pleasure over food.

you took so many you forgot huh?

No, I just don't really remember what it meant. I know it's about the pill type. But that's about it. Just google Oxycodeine. You'll find all your answers there. And they will tell you side effects and blah blah.

Now, back to some questions.

Come on, give me something with depth, that I have to think about, and something I want to honestly answer and be interesting. LOL.

Half this thread has been about me and painkillers. I'd like to think I have more dimension to me than just those.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

No, I just don't really remember what it meant. I know it's about the pill type. But that's about it. Just google Oxycodeine. You'll find all your answers there. And they will tell you side effects and blah blah.

Now, back to some questions.

Come on, give me something with depth, that I have to think about, and something I want to honestly answer and be interesting. LOL.

Half this thread has been about me and painkillers. I'd like to think I have more dimension to me than just those.

Okay. if you could only eat one sanswhich for a year. what are the things you would put on it and you'd have to eat this everyday.

if you had a billion dollars to spend in a weeks time and couldn't buy anything big like a house or car, how would you spend it?

Is the moon really made of green cheese?

Is there life on other planets? And if so would you hump a martian to just say you humped a martian?

If ou were sinking in a ship and could only save one person from drowning who would it be? Your worst enemy or the person who took the last slice of your favorite pizza who would it be and why?

If you had superpowers for a week, what would they be and how would you use them to help out mankind?

If you could write/produce and direct a movie what would be your pitch? and who would you cast in those certain parts and the budget is 150 million. Plus what is the scenerio?

Okay go, answer those questions now.

 

[BizarroAids]

Okay. if you could only eat one sanswhich for a year. what are the things you would put on it and you'd have to eat this everyday. That's easy. I'd go with . White Bread. 2 slices of American Cheese. One slice of Bologna, 4 peperonis (sandich kind) Mayo on both slices of bread. Lettuce, and Mustard, and a tomatoe. Mmm. That sounds good now!!


if you had a billion dollars to spend in a weeks time and couldn't buy anything big like a house or car, how would you spend it? I would go into GameStop and just start grabbing everything. (I'd buy every member of my family each of the 3 major consoles and every game available) I'd go into my local comic shop and CLEAN it out. I'd own every statue, every figure, every back/current issue. I'd go to best buy and buy myself the largest tv possible. I'd buy each family member a 60 inch big screen, and every memeber a Blu-Ray player. I'd buy all available TVs, and also a computer and a laptop for myself. As well as one for my family members. I'd then hit up the grocery store (Sams Club) and buy my family a years supply of groceries. I'd go get a Siberian Husky for myself, and any animal any family member wanted.
I'd go to Nebraska Furniture Mart and by myself and my family all new stuff to decorate our houses with, from new beds, to new kitchen stuff, to wall decor. I'd pay off all my familys credit card bills, or any debt they had. And I'd get everyone caught up. I'd pay 2 years worth of ALL their basic bills, lights, heat, cable etc....

Is the moon really made of green cheese? I don't think so?? I've never been there personally, so I don't know. But it looks like it from here.


Is there life on other planets? And if so would you hump a martian to just say you humped a martian? I believe there is SOME sort of life on other planets. It could be a small organistm, an animal species of some sort, or just an alien. But, I do feel there is somethin out there. If this martian looked anythin like some reports say, like the humanoid form, then yes. I'd hump it and caress it's big ol head in the process, and I'd watch myself in it's big black eyes.

If ou were sinking in a ship and could only save one person from drowning who would it be? Your worst enemy or the person who took the last slice of your favorite pizza who would it be and why? Wait, what? I choose from those two? Then I would save the person who took the last piece of pizza. Obviously I wouldn't go after my worst enemy, there's a reason he's my enemy. If he did something severe to hurt me, then I'd probably watch him drown. But that just depends on what he did.

If you had superpowers for a week, what would they be and how would you use them to help out mankind? Super strength. I'd do whatever I could to help anyone. I'd break down walls to retrieve people in a burning building. I'd pick up cars involved in wrecks. I'd help people move, instead of spending money on hiring movers...especially with todays economy. I'd do what is needed from me. I wouldn't be selfish at all with this power. I know strength would only go so far, but the small things would help at least one person for some reason. And that would make me feel like my power was justified, that I truly deserved it.


If you could write/produce and direct a movie what would be your pitch? and who would you cast in those certain parts and the budget is 150 million. Plus what is the scenerio? What's up with all the movie questions?? Ok. Uhh...

I would make a Voltron movie. I'd write it with the intentions of keeping it close to what it was back in the day, but not make it seem dated. Also I'd have somewhat of an edgy tone to it. I would merely change the ages of the Space Explorers. Keep them within the 20-30 year old range. I'd make the movie kinda towards the script that's out, but not all post-apocolyptic. A series of Monsters attack Earth. They hit all our major cities, take out our communications. Each Space Explorer must search the Earth for their Lion bot. Only we wouldn't see Voltron in just the last 20 minutes. It would be a 2 and a half hour action adventure. He'd show up near the 1:15 minute mark. And have a series of fights. Each fight would be different in terms of set piece-location, and I would choreograph each fight, so they wouldn't seem repetitive.

Okay go, answer those questions now.

Ok, hows that? Now was that really so hard??

 

[Logan's Lady]

But, I do feel there is somethin out there. If this martian looked anythin like some reports say, like the humanoid form, then yes. I'd hump it and caress it's big ol head in the process, and I'd watch myself in it's big black eyes.

good laugh for 6am..... thanks BizAids

 

[BizarroAids]

But, I do feel there is somethin out there. If this martian looked anythin like some reports say, like the humanoid form, then yes. I'd hump it and caress it's big ol head in the process, and I'd watch myself in it's big black eyes.

good laugh for 6am..... thanks BizAids

Well it's the truth!! But I'm glad I'm good for a laugh.t:

 

[The Apatow Crew]

That Martian **** was funny bro.

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

Hahahah. Awesome question Kip!

The answer is yes! Because the painkillers last for at least 5 hours, yeah I've been high when humping many times. I try to steer clear of it though. Because, much like alcohol, many painkillers give you that "Whiskey D***" scenario. You will literally be humping for 3 hours, or have the worst time trying to get off. But it also makes it fun, being drunk/high makes you want to "do" more things. That's why I've video taped us so much. I just didn't care.

Oh, and I also have to take Dulcolex. Because the Codeine in pills make it tough for you to take a dump. So, I take the stool softners to ease it out. Trust me, it's painful, especially after you go 2 days without taking a dump. That's why, I drink a glass of Milk/Chocolate Milk, once a day, usually after I take them. Just so I have the urge to crap later on.

Thats is one of the funniest things ever on the hype, i love how its way too much info yet he has no shame in telling us. I'd havethe wholething as my sig if it was not so long. Also love the term 'whiskey d***'