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For whatever the reason, two unauthorized movies are made about your life. The first is an independently released documentary, primarily comprised of interviews with people who know you and bootleg footage from your actual life. Critics are describing the documentary as “brutally honest and relentlessly fair.” Meanwhile, Fox has produced a big-budget biopic of your life, casting major Hollywood stars as you and all your acquaintances; though the movie is based on actual events, screenwriters have taken some liberties with the facts. It’s getting a 75% in Rotten Tomatoes.

Which film would you be most interested in seeing?

Would SHH play a part in either movie?

Who would you want them to interview in the documentary?

If Michael Moore directed the documentary, would you be interested in watching it?

In the big budget movie, what part of your life, would you hope they take some liberties with the facts?

If Erica Durance played your love interest in the big budget movie and it had her in a lot of scenes where she is fully nude, how many times would you watch it? Would you watch it alone?
 
Who's your daddy?

Papa spank?

Do you want some man on man action (not with me)?

Ever secretly thought of having man on man action?

what about man on man on man on man action?

what about man on man on man on man action on donkey action?

If not explain in 4 lines or more why?

your first wife is about to give birth to your first child who you will name 'admiral frankenstein drancula drinks blood is red red wine i hate song lola she was a showgirl red ribbons in her hairand a dress cut down to there she goes there she goes again chairman' but the baby comes out looking uncannily like Gary Coleman, yet the top half is black the bottom albino. what do you do?

You gotta have some mermaid sex for whatever reason, what half do you want to be the fish top or bottom? explain why.
 
For whatever the reason, two unauthorized movies are made about your life. The first is an independently released documentary, primarily comprised of interviews with people who know you and bootleg footage from your actual life. Critics are describing the documentary as “brutally honest and relentlessly fair.” Meanwhile, Fox has produced a big-budget biopic of your life, casting major Hollywood stars as you and all your acquaintances; though the movie is based on actual events, screenwriters have taken some liberties with the facts. It’s getting a 75% in Rotten Tomatoes.

Which film would you be most interested in seeing? Well, I'd love to see both. But, I'd love to see what kind of "raw" footage there is of me. I'd love to hear more about what my friends/family have to say about me, more than seeing some actor "TRY" to act like one of my buddies. The whole documentary angle is really more appealing to me. I'm more of a fan of true life kind of stories, more than what some Hollywood writier would think of me, or how I acted.

But, that doesn't mean I wouldn't see the Fox produced movie. I think, in some way, I'd be amused to see how far they takes things I've done, or how much of my history they change, just for pure entertainment value. But, who wouldn't want to see a Theatrical Trailer of a movie about them?? That would get me kinda giddy.

Would SHH play a part in either movie? I believe it would. I mean, although it's just a website, I do have friends on here. And also, I've chronicled certain events from my life. So, perhaps maybe a memeber or two would be in the documentary talking about how they felt about during our "chats''. I'm sure, in the big budget version, it would be dumbed down as like a chatroom type thing, where I go to vent. It wouldn't be the actual SHH that we know and love.

Who would you want them to interview in the documentary? I would mainly want to see interviews from my 3 major best friends. Although I've got more "buddies'' there are 3 in particular that I would want to hear what they think. I'd love to see some stuff from my mother, father, and brothers and sisters. Also, I think that my girlfriend would NEED to be the top person. She knows me better than most, and I think her opinion matters the most.

If Michael Moore directed the documentary, would you be interested in watching it? OH yeah, I'm sure either him or some other director would make it out to be different than my actual life. So regardless of who it is, I doubt anyone would really be true to my source life.

In the big budget movie, what part of your life, would you hope they take some liberties with the facts? Probably my life up until I was a teen. I know back then, from 6 to 14, I was made fun of because of my weight, and I didn't do many interesting things. But, anything after, I'd want them to showcase the actual things. I'd like to think these past 10 years have been very eventful, and entertaining. From girls, to parties, to living situations, and also various jobs. I don't have anything to hide.

If Erica Durance played your love interest in the big budget movie and it had her in a lot of scenes where she is fully nude, how many times would you watch it? Would you watch it alone? Hell yes I'd watch it MORE in fact. And of course I'd watch it alone. Even because it's her...I'd still want to "Master some Man-to-Hand" combat. If she was naked in my movie alot, I think I'd own 2 copies of the dvd. Just because one would get wore out.:o

Great questions man. Those really caught my interest. Thanks.:woot:
 
Who's your daddy? My father is nothing more to me than a sperm donor. He's a 63 year old Vietnam vet that doesn't show feelings what so ever. After my parents divorced back when I was 7, I never truly forgave him for not being around me. He never came to any of my soccer or baseball games. But however, he ALWAYS went to my sisters games. And when I didn't join the Army, he told me I was a disgrace. So, pretty much, my real father is dead to me. My step-father stepped in to fill his shoes.

Papa spank? Did my papa spank me? Hell yes, with a belt!! But, if you're referring to something else, then I'm lost. Sorry.:csad:

Do you want some man on man action (not with me)? Not really. I prefer some "my penis on vagina" action. I'm tight with my boys, but not that tight. I just am not a fan of experimenting or "sword fighting"

Ever secretly thought of having man on man action?Haha NEVER. Not in a million years!! I just couldn't see myself doing that.

what about man on man on man on man action? Hahha DUDE! Are you trying to tell me something?? These questions are getting...weird. Are you wanting some man on man action with me?? I'm flattered if you do. But I'm going to have to delice, sadly.

what about man on man on man on man action on donkey action? NO!! But that sounds pretty funny to watch. In a straight way. Kinda like "Bachelor Party" or a horrible car crash, you can't help but look

You gotta have some mermaid sex for whatever reason, what half do you want to be the fish top or bottom? explain why. Hmm, I'd say, I'd want the bottom to be fish. The top part of a female is my favorite anyway. AND with her being part Mermaid, she'd have great gag reflexes, and also be able to go long periods without breathing through her mouth. And, she'd have BOOBS. Hello, Mermaid forplay!! That sounds fun, I'd let a Dolphin lick my butt for that kind of action.

I'm embarrassed.:o
 
That Martian **** was funny bro.

Thanks. I was just answering his question honestly as possible.
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Thats is one of the funniest things ever on the hype, i love how its way too much info yet he has no shame in telling us. I'd havethe wholething as my sig if it was not so long. Also love the term 'whiskey d***'
Haha, that's one thing you'll learn about me. I'll go that far to give out useless info/too much info, and yeah, no shame. I don't mind telling it like it is, or being brutally honest. If you'd like to hear more of those stories. Feel free to ask.
 
Thank you Badger.

I just want to say Thank you to everyone who participated in this and asked questions. I had a great time, and I truly felt like I gave some more insight on myself. I hope you all learned a little more about me, and were interested enough to read it.

Thanks again to you all. I had a blast.
 
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