Uncle Dark-Knight Asks-
Who is the Mole? (worth a try)
Satan
Favorite Blonde?
Way way way too many to pick a favorite.
How old are you?
24
Favorite smell?
Cinnamon buns in the oven
Ever stopped when it was hammer time?
I have before yes.
Do you like Pina Colada?
Too milky and thick
And getting caught in the rain?
In the summer no, in the winter yes I mind because it is COLD.
Whats type of condom is your favorite?
The 25 cent ones you can buy in nasty public restrooms. You know those work
Ever ate a raw mushroom?
I love raw mushrooms
Favorite chocolate bar?
Milky Way
Some say Chocolate is better than sex do you agree or think they were a bit mad?
Fat people would say that.
Least favorite smell?
Vomit
Show us a recent picture of yourself?
Go to the photo album thread
What were you thinking as you took the picture?
I am bored for the first one as it was a long trip and the second one was WEEEEEE I finally graduated.
Ghostbusters or Gremlins?
G-busters
Favorite Ghostbuster?
Bill Murray/Venkman because he was a joker
Who should they cast as Robo-Cop in the remake?
Ahnold. All they would have to do is paint him silver
When did you last look in the mirror and think 'Damn i look good today' (or words to that effect?
I did the other day!
Ever walked in on someone Having the sex?
Yes
If so who was it?
My parents
Did you ever see some dogs having sex and ask your mum or dad what they were doing, what did they tell you?
HAHA yeah when I was little. The male dog was stuck and had demounted the girl but was still together so that they were facing opposite directions
Current celebrity crush?
B-list = Olivia Munn
A-list = Heidi Klum
If you were a animal what kind of animal would you be?
Dolphin
Sex with a ugly stinking stranger for one million pounds/dollars?
Hell yes
Sex with a person of the same sex for five hundred thousand pounds/pollars?
I need more money
Ever shopped at a pound shop/99 cent store or the like, if so what was the last thing you bought?
Cheap *** batteries that lasted for an hour...piece of ****
Who do you love more than anything?
My family
What word do you use too often?
****
Dont, dont you want me?
I do I really do.
Have you ever stopped, collaborated and listened when Ice was back with his brand new invention?
Only when he turtle rapped
Favorite part of a duck?
Never eaten a duck but I would say its feathers
Least favorite part of a duck?
Its butt hole
You rub a lamp a genie apears and gives you 3 wishes (you cannot wish for more wishes) what are your 3 wishes?
1. I wish for 1 billion dollars
2. I wish that a cure for all diseases ever to come or been would have a cure
3. I wish for super powers like Superman
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Still counting
where did you lose it?
N/A
They are making a big budget film of The A-Team, who would you cast as The A-Team?
Dude A-Team sucks
Tell me your favorite joke?
HAHA it is too dirty...I will pm it to you if I can remember it.
Tell us something about yourself we never knew?
I collect coins
Favorite film ever?
Jurassic Park probably...too hard
Most overated film ever?
The Godfather
Favorite film of 1989?
The Last Crusade
Secks with a animal followed by a celeb of your choice or no secks?
HAHA humans are animals but I don't think I could **** an animal.
Tom-ay-toe or Tom-ah-toe?
ay
If you were a duck billed platypuss what would be your name?
Barbara Streissand
If They made a movie of your life who would play you?
Ahnold. Hmmmmm probably Ben Foster
Who would you want to direct it?
Michael Bay for Ahnold. Guillermo for Ben
If you had to had the sex with someone off the hype who would the sex be with?
Off the Hype? Well that is pretty limitless selection yeah!?
What was willis 'talkin bout'?
Racism
Who was the last person in real life to see you naked?
Those two girls and my friend
Who was the last real person you saw naked?
Those two girls and my friend
If you were a cat, what kind of monkey would henry be?
That little ****er from Outbreak that is a bitter
Tina turner has started touring again after her retirement how does that make you feel?
Sterile
Do you agree that some might say Tina turner is simply the best, better than all the rest?
No
When did you last have you some sex?
You people and sex
If you saw Tom Jones live would you feel the urge to throw your knickers or undercrackers at him?
Hell yes that man is an incredible lover
If not why not, do you not feel he is worthy of your underwear?
Oh he is worthy...after I have been working out and sweating in them...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Ever fancied some man on man action(not with me)?
If I was gay I would be gay for Aaron Eckhart...that man is just handsome
Ever fancied some man on man on man action?
^
Ever fancied some man on man on donkey action?
God no...but I did see that video of the man trying to poop and a donkey rapes him...good stuff
Favorite toy as a child?
Ninja Turtles or Power Rangers...they must battle to win me
Worst gift you ever recieved and who was it from?
My grandparents gave me a commemorative Lionel Train Clock one year for Christmas as our big gift...I was pissed and went home and destroyed that thing.
Your invisible for a day, what do you do during the day, give me a timetable.
I would wake up early...I mean early and rob some convenient stores. I would then rob some banks when they opened until lunch. I would then rob some more banks until they closed. I would then go to my college and torment a bio professor I had that was a totally *****e and make him think it was a ghost. I would then find me a hot chick on campus, follow her around and then ghost rape her and top off the night at a club doing some more naughty things and robing people.
Your wife/husband cheats on you with a person of the opposite sex, would you leave them?
Yeah
Your wife/husband cheats on you with a person the same sexas them, would you leave them?
Yeah unless she said sorry and said to make it up to me she would bring in the other girl.
Ever wore a leotard?
Never have never will
If so why?
N/A
If not why not?
I have seen too many plays in which you can see a guy's weiner
Who's your daddy?
Toby Keith...kill me
Have you ever shaked your little tush on the catwalk, yeah the catwalk, on the catwalk yeah, have you shaked your little tush on the catwalk?
No but I did have Parkay butter with Fabio shirtless
I have done pretty much everything but that, but it has nearly happened a few times. I just don't see myself as that kind of person honestly and I want my first time to be with someone that I actually care for.
