15 Minutes 15 Minutes with Chaseter

[B.A. Baracus]

A Genie tells you he can make Emma Watson love you, she'll totally fall in love with you, But he wants you to do one thing first.

What things will you not do to make it happen?

 

[chaseter]

Hi my name is (chicka chicka Slim Shady), you might remember me on SHH for such things/threads as?
Erz's wife is hot thread

What is your biggest regret and if you could relive that moment what would you have done differently?
That time I didn't play the LOST numbers on that huge mega millions lottery jackpot.

Tell the story of your first love, not necessarily your greatest love.
My first love was in 6th and 7th grade. I dated this girl that lived down the street from me and she was a year younger than me. Our first kiss was at a track meet. Her being my first kiss, I leaned in and had my mouth closed and she leaned in and had her's open. It was awkward funny. I then said lets try this again and I got some tongue action. I dated her for nearly a year or something and then I broke up with her when I went to High School. I regret doing that. She was super cute.

What’s your biggest geek collectible?
A Hot Toys Iron Man Mark IV. It cost $199 but it is awesome. I don't play with it but damn it looks cool on my desk. If a girl comes over though he has to go into a drawer.

If you were a celebrity, what would you demand in your dressing room?
Three bra-less women that were very fit and perky, hot tamales, diet coke, and Jurassic Park playing on the tv.

What was your first?
Tape/CD
DVD/Blu-Ray
Automobile
Video Game
I don't remember really any of those but my first car. It was an old F-150.

How did you find out about the birds and the bees?
HBO

Who has been your biggest influence and why?
My dad because he always, always has a moral lesson to tell me whenever he sees me.

Where is your next vacation spot?
I don't vacation. I am going to New Orleans in July but that is more of a sexcapade than a vacay.

If you moved tomorrow, outside of family or friends, etc. what would you miss most about the place you were living?
Nothing. This place is neither unique or filled with excitement.

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[B.A. Baracus]

You're offered several billion pounds to do the following, what will you do (or not) to get the money-

Have intercourse with a amimal.

Sell your body for sex on a street corner.

Appear in play girl magazine with nothing on, knowing everyone you love and respect will see said magazine.

kill a innocent human being (you will never be caught).

Appear in a porno, again knowing your family and friends will see it.

Change your name to something terrible.

Have to watch 2 and a half men for atleast 4 hours for everyday of the rest of your life.

Step in the ring with Mike Tyson.

Spend a year in a city with no sewerage system.

Never see your close family again.

have your right arm removed.

sell a kidney (the left one, the right one is not quite as good).

make love (not sex) to a 85 year old woman.

Make love to a 85 year old man.

Spend a year in the constant company of the 4 people you dislike the most.

 

[POWdER-man]

I don't even think some of you read these. You just make them soooo long to see if I will answer every single question

Nah it's just my initial questions...

What was your favorite TV show (or Radio show depending on how old you are) when you were a child?
Radio Show? For reals? I would have to say when I was a kid it was Power Rangers and Ninja Turtles. I even liked Beast Wars.

Yeah well I had to cater it to C.Lee in case his 15 minutes ever comes up.

Where can I find the best pizza in the World?
I haven't been all over the world so I would guess Italy? My favorite American Pizza is by far Pizza Hut. Mmmmmmm

Pizza Hut? For realz? It must be better in the states as it stinks in Canada.

No? So you never been to Canada then?
You don't smell Canadian. Nope never been. I hear it is cold and I would kill myself if I had to listen to people say 'aboot' and 'ohhh yaaa youbetchya'. But...I may move to Canada because America sucks

Awww....got to love stereotypes. Come to Canada where the air is crisp, the girls are hot (and sometimes French) and the healthcare is free.

Have you ever been to the "Happiest Place on Earth"? When and favorite thing to do and ride?
I have. I went to Disney World when I was a kid. It was super hot, you had to wait in line for rides for like 30 or more minutes and it sucked. I will never go back. Disney World can suck it. I do however want to go to Harry Potter world.

I went there last year just as HP was opened. I didn't go see as I heard there were over 2 hour waits to do anything there. If you ever go again, August and Sept are much better times to go as it's the off season.

You got $1 million dollars that you need to blow within 24 hours, and you can not end up with anything of value at the end of the 24 hours (car, house, toys, etc). What do you do with it?
Bet it all on one hand of Black Jack. If I win, then I have a million dollars to keep and a million that I would have to spend all of it. If I lost, oh well...at least I would get a nice room comped.

I feel like singing some Kenny Rodgers. Why don't you bet half on black and half on red if you are going to do that.

You are stuck on a deserted island, you may choose one of each of the following items to enjoy until you die:

one person to be with
one drink (the island has fresh water)
one meal
one DVD (you have a solar powered portable DVD player that can also play CD's)
one CD
one board game
one luxury item
* However none of which that would actually help you get off the island.
One person (girl) to be with. We could populate the island and our kids would marry our other kids and we would become a mutant race.

You skipped all the other items.

 

[chaseter]

-- Shut in or social creature?
Shut in. The sun is the devil and people judge me.

-- What's your favorite type of lotion?
The one without the tiny beads that hurt.

-- Date much?
God I haven't had a date in probably 2-3 years.

-- Are you happy with your job? Or are you just waiting to snap? I suggest arson because you really don't want to play with assault charges.
Fire is pretty...very hypnotizing.

-- You said you don't listen to music much, why are you soulless?
That is what Lady Gaga does to people.

-- Favorite Full House character?
John Stamos...what a sex pot that guy. I hear he has three nipples.

**Natalie Portman or Keira Knightly??
Natalie all the way. Keira looks like she needs to take a dump and doesn't want to do so because it is inferior.

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[chaseter]

A Genie tells you he can make Emma Watson love you, she'll totally fall in love with you, But he wants you to do one thing first.

What things will you not do to make it happen?

Don't tease me bro.

 

[chaseter]

you're offered several billion pounds to do the following, what will you do (or not) to get the money-

have intercourse with a amimal.
dolphins rape humans anyways so i figure it's time to even the score.

sell your body for sex on a street corner.
yes

appear in play girl magazine with nothing on, knowing everyone you love and respect will see said magazine.
yes

kill a innocent human being (you will never be caught).
pull the plug on a vegetable...done.

appear in a porno, again knowing your family and friends will see it.
if my entire family watches porn then who cares! Yes.

change your name to something terrible.
easy

have to watch 2 and a half men for atleast 4 hours for everyday of the rest of your life.
dammit now your testing me. Yes.

step in the ring with mike tyson.
yes

spend a year in a city with no sewerage system.
pooping in the street? Awesome.

never see your close family again.
that one is hard. But i could be blind folded when they come visit. Gotchya.

have your right arm removed.
if they have the technology to give me a cool robot arm. If not, then no.

sell a kidney (the left one, the right one is not quite as good).
i could buy a new one.

make love (not sex) to a 85 year old woman.
dude betty white wants it.

make love to a 85 year old man.
hahaha. I don't know how long i could caress larry king's upwards sloping shoulders. I would probably say no to this one.

spend a year in the constant company of the 4 people you dislike the most.
if this one goes with that killing one.

...moar

 

[ComicChick]

what was your favorite class in HS?

least favorite class in HS?

What kind of toothpaste do you use?

How many times a day do you brush your teeth?

 

[WillardNation]

Have you ever been in a fight?

If yes, how did you do in said fight?

Whats the weirdest request you've ever gotten during sex?

Are you friends with any famous people? (quasi-famous counts)

If you could sleep with one person on the hype, who would it be?

If you could go see a movie with one person on the hype, who would it be?

What movie did you go see?

Who is your all time favorite fictional character?

If you knew you were going to die tomorrow, what would your last day be like?

 

[PWN3R]

...

You're not even trying, really? What's the point of these fifteens if you're not gonna go all out.

The Keira v. Natalie question requires no less than 750 words. I mean, essays have been written on the subject. And if they haven't, they should be.

-- What's your style like, clothing wise?
-- Why do you keep coming back to the Hype?
-- MASS EFFECT and MASS EFFECT 2. Why haven't you played these?

 

[chaseter]

what was your favorite class in HS?
Computer class. Us nerds would wizz through the lesson in 10 minutes and then play LAN computer games for the rest of the class.

least favorite class in HS?
Calculus...yuck it sucked.

What kind of toothpaste do you use?
Colgate

How many times a day do you brush your teeth?
Usually twice a day, morning and night. If I take a shower, I have to brush my teeth no matter what as I feel dirty. So that means if I had a long day at work and I want a shower to go to the movies or dinner then I brush my teeth again.

...

 

[chaseter]

Have you ever been in a fight?
Close but no.

If yes, how did you do in said fight?
I probably would have lost...he was big.

Whats the weirdest request you've ever gotten during sex?
None...but if I ever did then I would say no scat or pee.

Are you friends with any famous people? (quasi-famous counts)
I talk regularly with pop artist Olly Moss.

If you could sleep with one person on the hype, who would it be?
ComicChick...so I could finally see what she looks like.

If you could go see a movie with one person on the hype, who would it be?
PWN3R...which this will be happening in July. He is a nerd like me but I bet he squeals when Thor takes off his shirt.

What movie did you go see?
It will be Cap. OMG he takes his shirt off!!!

Who is your all time favorite fictional character?
Peter Parker

If you knew you were going to die tomorrow, what would your last day be like?
I would rob a bank, buy a super fast car, pick up some hot chick, have sex and a good dinner, then drive off a cliff.

HAHA your avatar is gold.

 

[Erzengel]

Tell us the story of your last date.

What is one thing about yourself that you are insecure about?

Who would you rather? A ugly chick with an awesome body or a pretty heavier chick?

What are your favorite sports teams?

In Xbox 360 games, I have you beat 9 - 2 in head to head games? Comment?

Who would you rather? A close friend of the same sex, a female second cousin or the barnyard animal of your choice.

 

[ComicChick]

Favorite disney villain?

Favorite disney princess?

Who would be your wrestling tag team partner, dead or alive?

Fave song from a musical?

Name 5 songs and 5 hype members that those songs remind you of?

 

[chaseter]

You're not even trying, really? What's the point of these fifteens if you're not gonna go all out.

The Keira v. Natalie question requires no less than 750 words. I mean, essays have been written on the subject. And if they haven't, they should be.

-- What's your style like, clothing wise?
-- Why do you keep coming back to the Hype?
-- MASS EFFECT and MASS EFFECT 2. Why haven't you played these?

I am just going to type Natalie Portman 750 times.

I wear nice clothes. No hipster shiz. Blue is my fav color so I wear a lot of that.

It is a great time waster.

Because they require 40 hours of my life.

 

[B.A. Baracus]

Have you seen the current issue of Empire magazine, it has 2 covers the top one is the harry potter cast as their characters, under it is them posing the same but in more cooler clothes. I tell you this because Watson looks very hot. Thought i'd give you a heads up if you've not seen it.

 

[B.A. Baracus]

Here it is-

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ldh2T-CZr.../jqjrZiBlKRs/s1600/emma-watson-emp-0711-5.jpg

 

[chaseter]

Here it is-

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ldh2T-CZr.../jqjrZiBlKRs/s1600/emma-watson-emp-0711-5.jpg

I like her with longer hair but

HAWT CHE MAMA

 

[chaseter]

Oops sorry forgot about these.

Favorite disney villain?
Ursela...what a *****

Favorite disney princess?
Ariel...she's pretty hot.

Who would be your wrestling tag team partner, dead or alive?
Charles Manson

Fave song from a musical?
I don't watch/listen to musicals But...I do fondly remember Mighty King in The Lion King. I can almost sing that word for word

Name 5 songs and 5 hype members that those songs remind you of?
Derezzed by Daft Punk - PWN3R as I am pretty sure that is the music he will be playing in the bedroom on his honeymoon with whatever he marries.
Uprising by Muse - Darthphere because he is always uprising.
Anything by Bieber - Cash for Stash because he is an albino Bieber
Anything by Glee - Justabill...chamon
Stereotypical Asian intrance theme - knowsbleed

 

[B.A. Baracus]

I like her with longer hair but

HAWT CHE MAMA

Yeah me too, but still very cute.

 

[Erzengel]

You forgot my 2nd set of questions dingleberry.

 

[chaseter]

You forgot my 2nd set of questions dingleberry.

My goodness settle down.

Tell us the story of your last date.
My cousin and his g/f at the time worked at Applebees. They had a cute-ish girl who worked with them so they set me up with her. We went to eat dinner at The Olive Garden so from that info. you probably already know that this isn't going to end well. We then went bowling and my date wore a super short denim skirt. Well my cousin thought he would be funny and snapped a few pics with his camera phone positioned underneath said skirt when she would be picking out her ball. Our second date was at a sucky movie with Hugh Grant and I dropped her off and hugged her. I called her for a third date and she said it wasn't going to work out as she was going to live with her dad for the summer so that was that. Until I found some matches....haha just joking. Or am I?

What is one thing about yourself that you are insecure about?
Not having a six pack.

Who would you rather? A ugly chick with an awesome body or a pretty heavier chick?
Pretty heavy chick. Because that is easily fixed.

What are your favorite sports teams?
What or who? I don't care much for the majors but I of course root for my college, Texas Tech. I go to all the home football games.

In Xbox 360 games, I have you beat 9 - 2 in head to head games? Comment?
I don't think I have ever played with you on xbox. You chock blocked me bro.

Who would you rather? A close friend of the same sex, a female second cousin or the barnyard animal of your choice.
HAHA female second cousin. My closest male friend that I have known since I was a kid is a fatty now so he is out.

 

[chaseter]

Yeah me too, but still very cute.

Oh totally. She was soooo hot in the locket scene in Deathly Hallows 1. I jumped out of my seat and started going at it with the seat cushion.

 

[B.A. Baracus]

Oh totally. She was soooo hot in the locket scene in Deathly Hallows 1. I jumped out of my seat and started going at it with the seat cushion.

t: I read she's growing her hair as the pixie cut takes alot of looking after. she's very cute/hot and i think that when watching the new film but can't help but feeling a bit creepy as i'm 32.

 

[chaseter]

HAHA. I am 26 so it's all guuuuud here. Road trip to the UK!!!