Oh what the hey. . . . I think I'll make this post my swan song:
You're given a Rubik's cube. How many minutes does it take for you to solve it?
When you finish solving the square puzzle, a hole rips through where you are and two doors appear in front of you. The left says, "Tread Carefully" and the right says "Waiting". Which do you enter?
The one you enter has a long thick peace of clear glass in between both spacious rooms. You see something in the other room. According to the title of the room you didn't enter, what's in that room?
Now, you end your stare into the other room and meet a being named Desire. The creature tells you that you have 15 minutes to figure out how to escape from this room or you will die due to lack of oxygen. What is the first thing you do? How do you escape? Do you tell anyone about the events that happened to you?
Over a year has passed. You see another Rubik's cube just like the one that almost ended your existence. Do you solve it and see what happens again? Another person strolls by you and begins to fiddle with it; what do you do, if anything at all?
You are asleep; you wake up in the room. Are you dreaming or is this real?
The structure of your physical matter begins to change; you can move with abnormal precision and problem solve at an extraordinary rate. What in the room you formerly were in caused this?
Your obsession with obtaining the validity of your theory drives you to find the Rubik's cube. Where is it?
When you find the cube, again it's familiar, yet different. You have more trouble solving it than you had before, but you've improved in every way. You feel sleepy, but you haven't slept in weeks. Your only obsession is the cube. How long did it take you to solve it this time?
When you finish solving it, you see the same two doors, but the previous signs are on the opposite doors. Which do you enter?
You enter that room and feel the urge to go feral and maim, destroy, and rage. Then you feel calm when you look over into the other room and see what you saw during your last look through the glass. Though, this time, the imagery has multiplied, is distorted, and sounds distressful, yet soft and unrelenting. What do you make of the change from before?
That change causes a wind to swirl around you and elevate you to a cloud which instantly turns to matter that defies law by standing still in mid-air. What is your estimation of being here?
You begin looking over the planet and behold many things. What did you see? What was your reaction?
You slip through the formerly hardened mass to a roaring decline followed by an immediate halt prior to your contact of the surface. There are many electrical impulses moving across the plain and the communication astounds you. What impressed you the most?
You feel a deep sense of change. Did the room do that for you or did your need to explore it?
Did you think of Gnarls Barkley's 'Who Cares' when you read these absurd questions?
I know I did.
If you had the ability to hinder one poster from creating anymore threads, who would that be?
If someone gave you 48 hrs to live, how would you spend that time?
You meet a celebrity that you're a huge fan of. The catch is that he's with a celebrity that you dislike more than your appreciation for the former. Does it sully your experience or do you enjoy it for what it is?
If you could transfer your consciousness from body to body at the time of your present host physical degradation, what type of host would you choose for your future dwelling?
You're driving a cab and you haven't had any customers all day. A man waves his hand for a ride. He appears to suffer from schizophrenia. Do you pick him up?
You see a lady in stilettos walking. Do you pick her up or pass by?
Dude looked like a lady; how do you feel about the decision above now?
You're in the film Shallow Hal. How shallow are you and present a convincing argument for why you shouldn't have to change.
Your favorite scene from Office Space? Now, imagine a similar scenario with you doing something humorous and outlandish. Incorporate anything you want to.
Who is the Hype's Shredder?
If you ever decide to post your picture, will that take away from part of the mystique?
Are you jaded enough to blatantly stare at the cleavage of a stranger? Give several reasons for doing so if you said yes.
Do you favor intimidation or silent influence?
Who cares about___________________________?
If you were the NFL commissioner, would you purport a disciplinarian's philosophy or would you let the league have rock star status?
What is one nice thing you've done for a friend?
Compliment one of your favorite posters and let them know how much you enjoy their posts?
Take a bow before your adoring Hype Public and name one question that you would like to ask them in general:
How often do you shave your beard? Daily? Every other day?
Do you ever have plans of letting it grow out?
If you could take a road trip anywhere in the country right now, where would you travel to on the west coast?
Tony Stark, Peter Parker, Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent, and Barry Allen go to a sports bar. Who picks up the check? Who dances? Who pretends to listen while he checks his cellular for incoming alerts? Who feels out of place?
Lex Luthor, Wilson Fisk, and Edward Nygma enter a gentleman's club. Who wins the wager that they proposed?
Is this before or after Mr.J robs them blind and blows up the establishment? Which one of the villains above kills Mr.J? How does Harley get her revenge? How does Ferris Bueller's teacher fit into all of this and do you know if he has stock in Clear Eyes?
Is group participation always a good thing? Elaborate.
Under what circumstance would you watch someone else commit Harakiri?
Uh-oh!!! Shotgun wedding!!! The woman standing in front of you is very different from the drunken exotic mesmerizing temptress that may or may not have seduced you. How do you get out of this and stay alive?
If you were in Dukes of Hazzard, which person would you have been, and what would you use to justify your hands as Daisy Duke's leg warmers?
Give an excuse that you hate hearing from people.
What annoys you most about people who try to philosophy life through their own perspective?
Name one thread that you laughed at and passed by without ever thinking of going in?
And I could go on and on but who cares, so without further ado:
Is there any viable reason why this isn't the best swan song of all?
Speaking of 'white arm candy', I'm going to put you in a spot. You mentioned "ATP or DBella", choose one and state reasons 'for' and 'against' your selection. Be as shallow as you can possibly be. :heart:
What made you go into engineering rather then finance and are you finding that to have been avery good choice given the current turmoil in the markets.
So, a fat guy steps in line ahead of you at a fast food restaurant. You asked him to validate his action. He tells you that his stomach is bigger than yours, so deal with. You can't resist, so you say something that you later regret. What did you say?
Etta James 'At Last' is playing on the jukebox in a dimly lit cafe. You're by yourself when you gaze upon this pyt. Do you take a chance, slow dance, and see if it leads to romance or do you ignore the dame who primps her face, and walk away?
You're with a friend who is a chauvinist. His relationship advice consists of "a hard hand, a soft *$$." Do you:
A) chuckle and think, "you're on to something there."
B) think, "that's outrageous. I'm offended."
C) feel it applies to certain types
D) add a funnier extension to the conversation (feel free to improvise and add one)(In fact, I chose D for you, so go ahead and do that)
You discover that they're not really blind; the shades have x-ray capability. How do you respond? Does the response involve a weapon? If so, elaborate. If not, why doesn't it? Violence solves everything.
I'd let him keep on his sunglasses as I proceed to pummel his body with punches and kicks but I'd make sure I'd do it with him watching because I'd want him to see my skeletal appendages land on his person.
A person wants to pay you $2500 bucks to dress up like a Jedi. The only catch is that you're going to be a pinata and hit with carbon fiber sabers for over an hour by kids under the age of 12 but over 6. Do you do it?
(If you say yes, you get to meet George Lucas and tour ILM? Possibly even get an invite to New Zealand to visit the WETA workshop. However, you received a fracture from one of the kids, so your arm is in a sling)
(If you say no, the person says ok, but their little nephew Johnny [the kid's party] catches you off guard and kicks you in. . . .of all the places to do it)
Ok, now post a funny risque(not risque enough for a mod to send me a pm; "borderline I'll let it slide risque") picture that relates to the one above, but make it suspenseful by placing it in a spoiler.
Back when I use to date, I had self esteem, insecurity issues but I hid it pretty well from women. So everytime I got with a woman, in my head, I was like don't blow it, be smooth. And some of the nonsense that came out of my mind but seemed to work, just boggles me.
I think there was a few times, I've had sex because the woman wanted something in some fashion, whether it was to get me to take her somewhere or buy her something nice or get me to do some menial work.
You get up to use the restroom at a movie theater. You enter the facilities and encounter a drunk man dry humping one of the sinks and singing 'A Little Less Conversation' in a detached slur. How do you react?
Depends if I really have to go. I have a phobia about dropping a deuce in public restroom. However, depending on if I really had to go, and there was no other bathrooms in site, I'd sit on the toilet and put one foot up against the door.
You've been brainwashed; you don't remember a lot, but you desire to know what happened to you. What's the first thing that you do and how do you eventually find out the truth?
I'd search my person for anything that might reveal who I am. I'd probably use whatever tidbit of information that I remember to backtrack where I've been and go there to find answers. Then I'd sleep around because it wouldn't count as cheating if I didn't remember who I was.
My friend worked in a theater where George Carlin was headlining. After or before the set, he snubbed him for an autograph. He probably would have been less disappointed if he didn't want an autograph like Carlin's saying, "If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?"
"If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?" reminds me of the SHH posters who wanted to jump on the computer after they view TDK, and made a thread about it, instead of going on with their daily lives. This led me to make the comment.
How about instead of coming here to post after you watch TDK, all of you instead go talk to a girl? I'm sure your parents would be elated is what I said in response to TDK fans on SHH. However, some of these people didn't listen and their parents walked in on them concerned about their lack of girlfriends. Some of them desparate for their parent's approval, went on SHH to find a girl to bring home knowing full well they were going to fail. However, they do meet someone and they come to his house to meet him and his parents and it turns out it's a dude. And while he didn't succeed, he succeeded in hilarity
If you communicated with three very attractive ladies who ran private operations for you, they would reply, "Good Morning Charlie," and you would reply? (please make this suggestive. . . .but not toOoOoOo)
If there's a movie to be made about you, what genre will it be? Who would you like to direct the movie and who would you cast as yourself (can't say "myself")?
It would be some sort of sci-fi, romantic movie with a few musical numbers in between. It would be directed by Ridley Scott and staring Chad Hugo (he's half filipino).
Bella, Jag, Mee, Runt, CC, Hunter, Show, Fire, Spoons, ATP, Eggy, Zephyr, knowsbleed, badger, Bamfer, and if I forgot you I'm sorry. Just add your name.
Anything without a number in it or anyone who doesn't have a Bat, Spider, Super in it's name that couldn't take the names Batman, Spider-Man or Superman.
Speaking of 'white arm candy', I'm going to put you in a spot. You mentioned "ATP or DBella", choose one and state reasons 'for' and 'against' your selection. Be as shallow as you can possibly be. :heart:
As shallow as I can be? I think ATP has the ample assets but I do prefer brunettes to blondes. However, I think ATP has that freaky vibe that I'm usually drawn to but then again you sound like you are a closet freak. Both of you are mature with a good sense of humor.
When you finish solving the square puzzle, a hole rips through where you are and two doors appear in front of you. The left says, "Tread Carefully" and the right says "Waiting". Which do you enter?
The one you enter has a long thick peace of clear glass in between both spacious rooms. You see something in the other room. According to the title of the room you didn't enter, what's in that room?
Now, you end your stare into the other room and meet a being named Desire. The creature tells you that you have 15 minutes to figure out how to escape from this room or you will die due to lack of oxygen. What is the first thing you do? How do you escape? Do you tell anyone about the events that happened to you?
After I mutter a profanity, I'd probably run back the way I came in, notice that was closed and then proceed to bang into it with my shoulder. With that proving to no avail, I'd scour the room and look for the nearest exit. I look up and see a ventilation system that I use a nearby chair to reach. I manage to pry it open and squeeze myself into the ducting system and move out into a nearby hallway just as the 15 minutes end and the air is sucked out of the room. I tell no one of the events because no one would believe me.
Over a year has passed. You see another Rubik's cube just like the one that almost ended your existence. Do you solve it and see what happens again? Another person strolls by you and begins to fiddle with it; what do you do, if anything at all?
The structure of your physical matter begins to change; you can move with abnormal precision and problem solve at an extraordinary rate. What in the room you formerly were in caused this?
When you find the cube, again it's familiar, yet different. You have more trouble solving it than you had before, but you've improved in every way. You feel sleepy, but you haven't slept in weeks. Your only obsession is the cube. How long did it take you to solve it this time?
You enter that room and feel the urge to go feral and maim, destroy, and rage. Then you feel calm when you look over into the other room and see what you saw during your last look through the glass. Though, this time, the imagery has multiplied, is distorted, and sounds distressful, yet soft and unrelenting. What do you make of the change from before?
That change causes a wind to swirl around you and elevate you to a cloud which instantly turns to matter that defies law by standing still in mid-air. What is your estimation of being here?
You slip through the formerly hardened mass to a roaring decline followed by an immediate halt prior to your contact of the surface. There are many electrical impulses moving across the plain and the communication astounds you. What impressed you the most?
You meet a celebrity that you're a huge fan of. The catch is that he's with a celebrity that you dislike more than your appreciation for the former. Does it sully your experience or do you enjoy it for what it is?
If you could transfer your consciousness from body to body at the time of your present host physical degradation, what type of host would you choose for your future dwelling?
I think I'd go for someone who looked completely opposite from me face wise, just to see what it was like. Cause I'm pretty much happy with how I am now.
You're driving a cab and you haven't had any customers all day. A man waves his hand for a ride. He appears to suffer from schizophrenia. Do you pick him up?
Dude all the girls that I like who s' don't stink would look like ****ing trolls, while all the heavy set girls are super models who are prettier than Gwyneth Paltrow. I'll admit I'm a bit shallow but I'm not crazy about it so I wouldn't change. I don't run around measuring a woman's BMI. I like curves on a girl, not anorexic ones. So why should I change?
Your favorite scene from Office Space? Now, imagine a similar scenario with you doing something humorous and outlandish. Incorporate anything you want to.
My favorite scene from Office Space is subtle. It's when Lumbergh is trying to talk to Peter and he just walks around it. It's so simple yet so great. I don't think I could improve on this scene because it's perfect.
I have. There was a girl years ago who just got pregnant, and I just couldn't help it, her breasts were huge and even other people noticed. I shrugged my shoulders and said the same.
The former. Just because I pretty much agree with the way the NFL is run now, with salary caps and disciplining players. I don't want divas running all around the league.
Wilhelm-Scream even when I didn't necessarily agree with him just brought the funny with many of his posts. I see him post on LSP but I'm going to miss his cutting jabs at posters.
Tony Stark, Peter Parker, Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent, and Barry Allen go to a sports bar. Who picks up the check? Who dances? Who pretends to listen while he checks his cellular for incoming alerts? Who feels out of place?
I think Tony Stark would pick up the check seeing as he would be drinking most of the booze.
I think Peter Parker dances after being a little inebriated.
Bruce Wayne pretends to listen because he's Batman.
Clark feels out of place because he's Clark.
Is this before or after Mr.J robs them blind and blows up the establishment? Which one of the villains above kills Mr.J? How does Harley get her revenge? How does Ferris Bueller's teacher fit into all of this and do you know if he has stock in Clear Eyes?
This is after because that's quite a show to mix.
Lex Luthor kills the Joker for trying to kill him.
Harley tries to break into Luthor's office to kill him but she's killed by Mercy.
Ferris Bueller is the pedophile, blackmailed by Luthor who tips Luthor that the Joker is going to blow up the gentleman's club.
He does have stock in Clear Eyes because of all the coke he snorts when he's downloading kiddie porn.
Group participation is always a good thing. Mainly because while I like to lead, I'd like to get some tips/feelings from the rest of the group before I give an informed decision. I like everyone to be happy.
Uh-oh!!! Shotgun wedding!!! The woman standing in front of you is very different from the drunken exotic mesmerizing temptress that may or may not have seduced you. How do you get out of this and stay alive?
I think it's usually the limited life experiences that lived and how they can pretend to wax poetic about philosophy and life when having no firm grasp of it.
Probably somewhere in Greece, Sicily or Italy or possibly Spain. Just the feel of the towns. England is too dreary and France is too snooty and Germany or Russia, the language is just so harsh.
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