15 Minutes 15 Minutes: Erzengel

[Captain Planet!]

Remember that... amazing night we had?

 

[jaguarr]

You get to boot one person from our Jedi Council and replace them with someone else. Who do you boot (if you say me, I'll cut you in half) and who do you replace them with?

Porcelain crown or gold crown?

Guinness Draft right from the tap is best, but given the choice between bottles and cans, which is your preference?

When will you make an honest woman out of your girlfriend?

High Fructose Corn Syrup is killing you slowly. How do you feel about that?

jag

 

[Erzengel]

AndthePickles asks:

What is your favorite Asian food?

Do you like buns with sweet red bean paste?

I'm not sure I ever had those.

Is your girlfriend hot?

Of course she is.

Would she be mad if she knew how much you flirted on the internets?

She doesn't care, as long as I'm not meeting them at some hotel or planning a fake trip around meeting them.

What's the best pet you ever had?

I've have/had 3 pets. I love them all, just differently.

If you could ride a dragon to another planet, or a unicorn over a rainbow to get to a pot of gold, which would you choose? In the first option, you and your dragon have to battle space people. In the second, you and your unicorn have to battle evil leprechauns.

Dragons are cooler than unicorns. And just the thought of small Irish people getting up all in my s' just creeps me the f' out.

 

[Erzengel]

Captain Planet! asks:

Remember that... amazing night we had?

I'm sorry you had to do the walk of shame and you pummeled with dog biscuits.

 

[Captain Planet!]

Captain Planet! asks:


I'm sorry you had to do the walk of shame and you pummeled with dog biscuits.

What does that mean?

 

[Erzengel]

jaguarr asks:

You get to boot one person from our Jedi Council and replace them with someone else. Who do you boot (if you say me, I'll cut you in half) and who do you replace them with?

Who's on the Jedi Council officially?

I'd want to say Superman79 because of his whole "Love sucks" a year ago, but I didn't even think we had a full council. I'd say we bring in ATP.

Porcelain crown or gold crown?

Porceliain please.

Guinness Draft right from the tap is best, but given the choice between bottles and cans, which is your preference?

Bottles because it's just easier to grab one and drink it instead of pouring it into a glass. Call me lazy.

When will you make an honest woman out of your girlfriend?

When money is no longer an issue.

High Fructose Corn Syrup is killing you slowly. How do you feel about that?

jag

At least I'd be filled with high fructose corn syrupy goodness.

 

[Badger]

Erz likes Guinness!!

Guinness, room temp or slightly chilled?

Also, ever rip the can a part to look at the little barrel?

 

[Erzengel]

What does that mean?

This is awkward.

The walk of shame in America usually refers to a phenomenon in which a person must walk past strangers or peers alone for an embarrassing reason before reaching a place of privacy. Most commonly, it occurs the morning after a night out at a bar, dance club, or party. People undertaking the walk of shame are understood to have spent the night at the house, apartment, or dorm of a sexual partner (or perceived sexual partner), particularly a one night stand. Due to this, he or she can be recognized by the fact that he or she is still wearing the clothes that he or she wore the night before, has disheveled "bed head" hair or "sex hair." He or she may also smell like cigarettes and/or alcohol, and may suffer from a hangover due to excessive alcohol or drug intake from the previous night. A woman might have smudged makeup on her face.

 

[Captain Planet!]

This is awkward.

I mean the biscuits part.

 

[Eggyman]

Ahh, I love weekends

 

[Erzengel]

Badger asks:

Erz likes Guinness!!

Guinness, room temp or slightly chilled?

I love all my drinks as cold as cold can be.

Also, ever rip the can a part to look at the little barrel?

I only drink bottles so no I never broke the bottle to look at the little barrel.

 

[Erzengel]

I mean the biscuits part.

Buscuits....dogs.....

 

[jaguarr]

jaguarr asks:

Who's on the Jedi Council officially?

I'd want to say Superman79 because of his whole "Love sucks" a year ago, but I didn't even think we had a full council. I'd say we bring in ATP.

Hmmm....I don't remember the full council. It was you, Wil, myself, Supes79....and....I don't remember the others. Mee and Darthphere were sort of in training at the time. I'd say they've both stepped up and deserve full membership at this point. I worry that if we don't promote Darth he's going to go Sith, anyway. And on ATP, but that means we automatically have to include Spoons. And, yes, Supes79's "Love Sucks" episode was an embarrasment to us all. But mostly himself.

jag

 

[Erzengel]

Well with Spoons we'd get the whole spectrum of ethnicities that will keep the NAACP off the Councils asses.

 

[Eggyman]

I love all my drinks as cold as cold can be.

Guinness Extra Cold is a marvel. It's like a glass full of orgasm. Have you tried it?

 

[jaguarr]

Well with Spoons we'd get the whole spectrum of ethnicities that will keep the NAACP off the Councils asses.

Between him, Darth (who is Mexican but pretends he's Nicaraguan) and Pickles, the Affirmative Action and NOW people wouldn't bother us for a very long time.

jag

 

[Erzengel]

Guinness Extra Cold is a marvel. It's like a glass full of orgasm. Have you tried it?

I can't say that I have but I'm eagerly awaiting an introduction to it.

 

[knowsbleed]

Has anybody here at SHH or LSP seen your picture?

Why the secrecy?

 

[Erzengel]

Between him, Darth (who is Mexican but pretends he's Nicaraguan) and Pickles, the Affirmative Action and NOW people wouldn't bother us for a very long time.

jag

We forgot about one demographic.

 

[Erzengel]

Has anybody here at SHH or LSP seen your picture?

Why the secrecy?

I will officially post a picture of myself. This is an actual picture of me at the Grand Canyon in August of this year.

This has been been 4 years coming. I hope it was worth the wait.

Here you go guys.

Spoiler

 

[knowsbleed]

Are you peeing?

 

[Erzengel]

I'm trying not to fall off the edge. And yes, I'm peeing.

 

[AndThePickles]

Oh man, buns with red bean paste are awesome, you gotta try them! Even though I teehee whenever I say "buns."

Do you remember the first time you ever saw Star Wars? What really made you love the franchise?

Do you ever want to shear George Lucas' neck and make turkey soup?

What's your favorite "epic" movie or movies besides Star Wars?

 

[PWN3R]

Are you hood rich?
What is the secret behind your love sauce?
V-Necks or Regular Tees?

Pants? Do you wear them?
If you could grant mod powers to any one poster that's not currently at mod-hood, who would it be?

Y: The Last Man. Why haven't you read it?

 

[knowsbleed]

What's your normal workday consist of?

How much heine do you have to kiss at work?

What is your retirement plan?

How many states have you visited?

Which one did you hate the most and why?