15 Minutes 15 Minutes: JayCaz

[Badger]

Spoiler

If you could have the job/trade perfectly suited to you, what would it be?

What is your greatest regret?

What is your greatest achievement?

What is your favorite movie?

If you could cast 5 members of the Hype in your favorite movie, what

parts would they have?

How would you bring the 'Sexy' back?

What are the three things you would never do?

What brought you to the Hype?

Who is your nemesis on the Hype?

Name three people, living or dead, you would want to have dinner with?

If you could go back in time and change/stop one thing, personal or historic, what would it be?

What is the most valuable thing you own (doesn't have to be monetary)?

When would you like to retire?

What would you like to do when retired?

Do you golf? If so, what's in the bag?

What is your worst habit? Your best habit?

Any nightmare sexual experiences? Care to share?

Finish this number puzzle: -2~> 2 ~> 0 ~> 3~> 3 ~> -2 ~> X

Describe your dream house.

If you could give only one piece of advice to anyone, what you it be?

What is your favorite word?

What is your least favorite word?

What turns you on?

What turns you off?

What sound do you love?

What sound do you hate?

Why should I hire you?

Spoiler

Please answer the following questions and give us your thoughts behind each answer.

Would you rather be mildly sick for a week or really sick for 3.5 days?

*The half day of sickness would be the first, and you'd have a "normal" feeling morning before the onset.
* "Sick" can mean a variety of things, but the main feature is "general malaise." (This may include, but is not limited to: fever, cough, sore throat, congestion, nausea, headache, lightheadedness.)
* "Mildness" is determined by having either few or mild symptoms. (You do not get to pick the symptoms).
* "Really"ness is determined by having many or severe symptoms (you do not get to pick them, and they would be sufficiently severe to cause you to miss some work).
* Severe illness would disrupt your plans.
* You could still do things while mildly ill (e.g. go to work), but you'd feel ****ty.
* If you pick severe sickness, there is a very small chance that your severe illness could be Ebola or flesh eating bacteria, which may kill you within the 3.5 days.

Would you rather be famous or be bitten by a dog on the ass?

* Keep in mind, you have no idea what you'll be famous for. Think Scott Peterson, Natalee Holloway, Tom Cruise and Anna Nicole Smith too, not just the fun/life is good kind.
* A dog bite would hurt a lot, and you would have to sit on one of those donuts for at least one week
* The dog may be a stray and/or foaming about the mouth.

Would you rather be addicted to donuts or heroin?

* Either way you get to know the local police, at least with donuts you will have a common bond.
* Donuts will make you fat, more than likely.
* Heroin will make you skinny, more than likely.
* Both will eventually kill you

Would you rather: Eat Spam OR Receive a lot of Spam?

* You have to eat the entire can, mmmmmmmmmmm yummy.
* Your Spam Filter is very unreliable, so you have to sift through the Spam folder to make sure something important wasn't sent there.

Who would you rather accidentally make a culturally insensitive remark to?

* A midget
* An albino
* An albino midget

Would you rather be a Dream Crushing Weasel or have your dreams crushed by a Dream Crushing Weasel?

* Assume you have dreams worth crushing and that getting them crushed would depress you a lengthy period of time.
* As the Dream Crushing Weasel, it is a sickness and you constantly do it. It is not a one time deal.
* Being referred to as The Weasel, basically makes you Pauly Shore.


Would you rather eat fried chicken with Colonel Sanders or pancakes with Aunt Jemima?

*Assume each would make their signature dish and that caloric intake for both meals is equal.
*Assume with Colonel Sanders there would liquor involved and that he likes to have people sit on his knee.
*Assume that Aunt Jemima is like Oprah's character in The Color Purple.

Would you rather kill the environment or kill an environmentalist?

* The environmentalist is Ed Begley Jr.
* By killing Ed Begley Jr, you make him a martyr and his message becomes even stronger.
* His family immediately forgives you, because they're good like that.
* Ed Begley Jr will feel no pain because he is not human
* Good God man, just kill him already!!

Would you rather kill a turtle or have one of your good friends become a Scientologist?

* The turtle is exotic, rare, and older than your oldest living relative.
* The turtle is named "Sam" and people call him "Sam the turtle."
* There is a 0% chance that you'll be able to convince your friend to renounce his/her scientologist beliefs.
* There is a 66% chance that your friend will try to convert you to scientology. This would, at the very least, be quite annoying.
* There is a 100% chance that the turtle will die when you kill it.
* You could keep the turtle shell as a memento.
* Sam's terrarium will look quite empty without him.
* You could kill Sam in any manner that you choose.

Would you rather be a **** or have everyone think you're a ****?

* If you picked to be a ****, you could be discreet.
* Haha, I know, a discreet ****.
* If everyone thinks your a ****, why not have the fun and just become one.
* ****!

Would you rather get a paper cut or eat a placenta?

* Assume that the placenta is cooked and entirely safe to eat.
* The papercut is severe enough to make you curse out loud.
* The placenta is not yours and is not related to you.
* The placenta might be gross to eat.
* Nobody likes paper cuts, except maybe emos and they don't count.

Would you rather have a dozen kids or be infertile?

* One or the other, and they can't be adopted or stolen.
* The 12 kids will all be born in 15 years.
* 12 could make you go ****ing bat **** crazy.
* No kids could make you sad and want to off yourself or the diners at the local Golden Corral.

Would you rather dissect a human corpse or go skydiving?

* Your scared of heights and a very downsy looking person packed your chute
* The corpse is a family member you like and you are not Bones, so this will haunt you forever and you will take no enjoyment in it.

Would you rather milk a cow or have your nipple bitten by an animal?

* Milking a cow could be udderly disgusting.
* Having your nipple bitten would hurt.
* What kind of animal would bite my nipple? How the hell should I know.
* It might be embarrassing to show your bitten nipple to a doctor.
* The cow might bite your nipple when you try and milk her.
* The cow will hit you in the back of the head with her **** crusted tail.

Would you rather lose an eye in a fireworks accident or get mauled by an animal and end up with a Michael Jackson nose?

* Michael Jackson's nose? Yes, his nose (or lack thereof). Assume that it comes with none of his other oddities (paleness/cleft chin/singing talents/high pitched voice/predilection for sleeping with children).
* What kind of animal? One capable of mauling you.
* If you only have one functioning eye at present, you would end up blind.
* Assume that your breathing would not be negatively affected by a MJ nose.

Would you rather eat a bowl of cereal or have a jetski?

* Assume that the cereal/jetski is of average quality and brand.
* Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
* A jetski is worth a lot more than a bowl of cereal.
* You might win a prize with this bowl of cereal.
* Jetskis claim many lives per year.
* Similarly, people have been known to choke on cereal.

Would you rather have a perpetual George Hamilton tan or skip the age of 33?

* Skip 33? Yes. You would go from 32 to 34 on your birthday. If you are already over 33, then you automatically become a year older (33 is retroactively skipped).
* You might freak people out if you were always kind of orange looking.
* If you were already pretty tan (albeit orange), it would be hard to get sun burn.
* Skipping 33 puts you that much closer to 40. And 50. And the grave.
* Assume that you would suffer no ill effects from skipping a year, although your body would age 365 days.

Would you rather always be hungry or always be fat?

* Assume that you are not always hungry if you choose 'always be fat'.
* Assume that 'fat' means fatter than you are now, fatty.
* If you were hungry you could eat, but that wouldn't satisfy the hunger.
* Always being hungry could lead to being fat.
* Being fat could lead to being depressed and more eating, which might land you on TLC or some such channel.

 

[DBella]

What do you think of American Football?

What do you think of the term 'soccer'?

Were you ever a football hooligan?

How much do you hate Liverpool FC?

Are we still on for the Las Vegas 'date'?

What made you 'look' my way?

List 3 things you love best about yourself.
Name one thing about you that you'd like to change, if you can.

How's your mullet and 'stache growing?

 

[JayCaz]

Spoiler

If you could have the job/trade perfectly suited to you, what would it be?
Hmmmmm, I'd like to be some form of musician, maybe write songs for other people. I was in a band when I was younger & loved it, and still write stupid little songs all the time, it de-stresses me.

What is your greatest regret?
That would probably be (don't laugh!!) that I got fat (and I mean HUMONGOUS FAT) between the ages of say 19 and 22, and lost my first love because of it. I took the fun out of our relationship because of my reluctance to do stuff, as my appearance dictated evrything I did. I completely pushed her away to the point where she was unfaithful, and then blamed it all on her. I'm a hunk now luckily enough but that's a period of my life I always look upon as having 'blown it'.

What is your greatest achievement?
I facilitated a 'Life Skills' course for the youth of my area when I was 20. By tweaking what was essentially a stagnant course for young Mums in the area, we transformed it from the least attended in the area to the 2nd highest in the whole City. Even thought I've left the Guidance Sector I still see former attendees of that course who say it really changed their lives, which is brilliant.

What is your favorite movie?
Such a hard one to call, but I'd have to go with Pulp Fiction.

If you could cast 5 members of the Hype in your favorite movie, what parts would they have?
Am I even that close to five Hypesters?! Hmmm let's see

Eggy as Vincent Vega

Sensi as Mia Wallace

DBella as Fabienne

Myself as Ringo

and, errrrr Ash J. Williams as Lloyd Christmas

How would you bring the 'Sexy' back?
with this line: 'If we go back to my place, anything that happens will be instigated by you, I'm not saying I don't want to, but I respect you too much to try any funny business after only knowing you such a short time' - 80% success rate as far as bringing the sexy back is concerend, maybe higher

What are the three things you would never do?
Take it up the butt, Eat a turd, Watch High School Musical

What brought you to the Hype?
My love of Batman & The Hulk, and my anticipation over their two movie releases this year. Then I kinda stumbled here.

Who is your nemesis on the Hype?
Hmmmm, nobody I don't think, YET!

Name three people, living or dead, you would want to have dinner with? John Lennon, Muhammad Ali, Robert DeNiro

If you could go back in time and change/stop one thing, personal or historic, what would it be? I watched a short film once called 'The 8th Day' set in the near future about a Scientist who'd invented a Time Machine, and planned to go back armed to the teeth and prevent the Crucifxion of Christ from happening. The Church lobbied to stop him as it would mean Christianity as it is portrayed would cease to exist. Was such a cool little film, with a great twist at the end. So yeah, that.

What is the most valuable thing you own (doesn't have to be monetary)? Some Rosary Beads my Nan gave me before she died. I'm not religious at all really, but she was, so they mean alot.

When would you like to retire?
Bloody hell, Tomorrow please!!

What would you like to do when retired?
Hopefully spend time with my family, children/grandchildren, see the world.

Do you golf? If so, what's in the bag?
Golf is for people who are too fat or old to play Footballl anymore (eg, my Dad)

What is your worst habit? Your best habit?
Worst habit would definitely be drunken texting. Best habit, hmm, maybe that I'm a giver, I like to get my Mum & lil Sisters random presents from time to time, it's a nice surprise for them, and shows them I'm thinking of them.

Any nightmare sexual experiences? Care to share?
****OVER 18's ONLY PLEASE, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED****

Jeez, where to start, this is a PG-13 site is it not? OK, when I was about 16, and experimenting with the girl I was seeing at the time, we tried anal. It was both our first time so we were a bit clueless. And I'm not sure if alot of American guys know this as I've heard most of you are circumcised, but if you feel the bit of stretched skin that connects your tongue to the bottom of your mouth, well uncircumcised guys have one of them on their penis (terrible generalisation there I know, but some may not be aware of this).

ANYWAY, due to lack of lubrication I guess, mid flow mine SNAPPED, completely. I heard it first, seriously! And the pain was unbearable, I literally though half of my penis had came off inside this girl. The worst bit for her was that when it happened I went like a dead weight & squashed her to the bed face down while I screamed at the top of my lungs, she had no idea what was going on & was scared to death, and even more scared when I told her what I thought had happened. Luckily on withdrawal everything was present and correct, but there was blood EVERYWHERE, and my erection just made it spurt further, a jet of it, about a foot in front of me. I thought I was going to collapse there & then.

After wrapping a whole toilet roll around it & heading to the hospital with a massive bulge in the front of my pants & then spending an hour in the waiting room, it dawned on me that I would more than likely be circumcised. I bottled it & left, and endured the long process of it scabbing, then scarring. Took months before it stopped causing me discomfort!

I still see the girl out & about too, even if we pass in the street you can see the shame in her eyes still, 11 years later.

Finish this number puzzle: -2~> 2 ~> 0 ~> 3~> 3 ~> -2 ~> X
2 (I have no idea)

Describe your dream house.
I'd be happy with a moderately well sized house, nicely decorated with two big gardens front & back. The dream would be that it would contain my Wife & Kids.

If you could give only one piece of advice to anyone, what would it be?
Time is a healer.

What is your favorite word?
Magazine (Long story)

What is your least favorite word?
Gerrard

What turns you on?
Filthy talk, as long as it's in the context.

What turns you off?
Excessive swearing.

What sound do you love?
Signe (Eric Clapton Unplugged)

What sound do you hate?
You'll Never Walk Alone, sung, hummed, any format, by ANYONE

Why should I hire you?
Because I am honest, hard working, always of smart appearance, tall, dark, handsome, and modest.

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[Ace of Knaves]

Yo Jay!! Hows it going?

Gotta any plans this week and weekend?

So, the Toffees are having a bit of a striker crisis ain't they?

Who do you want them to buy in January?

What brought you to the wonderful world of the HYPE?

Favourite comic book hero?

Villain?

If there was a HYPE party, who would you want as the DJ?

The MC?

The Dancers?

If you saw Stevie G in the street would you get his autograph or take the piss out of him?

Jamie Carragher?

There is a rumour that Dave Nugent is joining you in January, thoughts?

If you could have superpowers for a day what would they be?

Would you use them to fight evil and injustice, or would you use them to do dastardly, evil things?

Favourite movie ever?

Favourite LP ever?

Anywayzzz peace out man, have a good one! t:

Edit: I just read your answers to badgers questions. You done your banjo string?!?!?!!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

 

[JayCaz]

Spoiler

Please answer the following questions and give us your thoughts behind each answer.

Would you rather be mildly sick for a week or really sick for 3.5 days?

*The half day of sickness would be the first, and you'd have a "normal" feeling morning before the onset.
* "Sick" can mean a variety of things, but the main feature is "general malaise." (This may include, but is not limited to: fever, cough, sore throat, congestion, nausea, headache, lightheadedness.)
* "Mildness" is determined by having either few or mild symptoms. (You do not get to pick the symptoms).
* "Really"ness is determined by having many or severe symptoms (you do not get to pick them, and they would be sufficiently severe to cause you to miss some work).
* Severe illness would disrupt your plans.
* You could still do things while mildly ill (e.g. go to work), but you'd feel ****ty.
* If you pick severe sickness, there is a very small chance that your severe illness could be Ebola or flesh eating bacteria, which may kill you within the 3.5 days.
Mildly sick for a week, as even if I was capable, I'd still have the week off work!

Would you rather be famous or be bitten by a dog on the ass?

* Keep in mind, you have no idea what you'll be famous for. Think Scott Peterson, Natalee Holloway, Tom Cruise and Anna Nicole Smith too, not just the fun/life is good kind.
* A dog bite would hurt a lot, and you would have to sit on one of those donuts for at least one week
* The dog may be a stray and/or foaming about the mouth.
Fame please, as there's no guarantee I will actually be famous for a sucky reason, whereas a dog bite is a 100% certainty to HURT!!


Would you rather be addicted to donuts or heroin?

* Either way you get to know the local police, at least with donuts you will have a common bond.
* Donuts will make you fat, more than likely.
* Heroin will make you skinny, more than likely.
* Both will eventually kill you
Donuts now, if I'm still knocking around in my 70's, maybe heroin, see what all the fuss is about.

Would you rather: Eat Spam OR Receive a lot of Spam?

* You have to eat the entire can, mmmmmmmmmmm yummy.
* Your Spam Filter is very unreliable, so you have to sift through the Spam folder to make sure something important wasn't sent there.
Recieve alot of Spam. I HATE TINNED SPAM.

Who would you rather accidentally make a culturally insensitive remark to?

* A midget
* An albino
* An albino midget
Just a straight up midget, I love those little guys, they're strong though!!

Would you rather be a Dream Crushing Weasel or have your dreams crushed by a Dream Crushing Weasel?

* Assume you have dreams worth crushing and that getting them crushed would depress you a lengthy period of time.
* As the Dream Crushing Weasel, it is a sickness and you constantly do it. It is not a one time deal.
* Being referred to as The Weasel, basically makes you Pauly Shore.
I'll be the Dream Crushing Weasel please, and I'd sooner be Bobby 'The Brain' Heenan. He was always my favourite weasel, apart from I Am Weasel of course.


Would you rather eat fried chicken with Colonel Sanders or pancakes with Aunt Jemima?

*Assume each would make their signature dish and that caloric intake for both meals is equal.
*Assume with Colonel Sanders there would liquor involved and that he likes to have people sit on his knee.
*Assume that Aunt Jemima is like Oprah's character in The Color Purple.
Chicken with Sanders. Love my Chicken. Love my Booze. Love to sit on old beardy dude's knees.

Would you rather kill the environment or kill an environmentalist?

* The environmentalist is Ed Begley Jr.
* By killing Ed Begley Jr, you make him a martyr and his message becomes even stronger.
* His family immediately forgives you, because they're good like that.
* Ed Begley Jr will feel no pain because he is not human
* Good God man, just kill him already!!
I'll kill the environmentalist, but only due to your apparent hatred of him, as I have no idea who he is.

Would you rather kill a turtle or have one of your good friends become a Scientologist?

* The turtle is exotic, rare, and older than your oldest living relative.
* The turtle is named "Sam" and people call him "Sam the turtle."
* There is a 0% chance that you'll be able to convince your friend to renounce his/her scientologist beliefs.
* There is a 66% chance that your friend will try to convert you to scientology. This would, at the very least, be quite annoying.
* There is a 100% chance that the turtle will die when you kill it.
* You could keep the turtle shell as a memento.
* Sam's terrarium will look quite empty without him.
* You could kill Sam in any manner that you choose.
I'd have my friend become a Scientologist. I'd have such fun mocking them!

Would you rather be a **** or have everyone think you're a ****?

* If you picked to be a ****, you could be discreet.
* Haha, I know, a discreet ****.
* If everyone thinks your a ****, why not have the fun and just become one.
* ****!
Be a ****, no fun being called one if you're not getting any!

Would you rather get a paper cut or eat a placenta?

* Assume that the placenta is cooked and entirely safe to eat.
* The papercut is severe enough to make you curse out loud.
* The placenta is not yours and is not related to you.
* The placenta might be gross to eat.
* Nobody likes paper cuts, except maybe emos and they don't count.
I'm quite open minded about food, but I draw the line at after-birth. Paper Cut.

Would you rather have a dozen kids or be infertile?

* One or the other, and they can't be adopted or stolen.
* The 12 kids will all be born in 15 years.
* 12 could make you go ****ing bat **** crazy.
* No kids could make you sad and want to off yourself or the diners at the local Golden Corral.
12 kids. Apart from going bald some day, being infertile is my biggest fear for some reason

Would you rather dissect a human corpse or go skydiving?

* Your scared of heights and a very downsy looking person packed your chute
* The corpse is a family member you like and you are not Bones, so this will haunt you forever and you will take no enjoyment in it.
Downsy looking as in Downs Syndrome? I'll dissect the corpse. No offense to the little blighters, but in rule one of the SAS Parachute Assembly Manual, it states 'no category of ******, however mild, shall be allowed to pack your chute' - who am I to argure with that?

Would you rather milk a cow or have your nipple bitten by an animal?

* Milking a cow could be udderly disgusting.
* Having your nipple bitten would hurt.
* What kind of animal would bite my nipple? How the hell should I know.
* It might be embarrassing to show your bitten nipple to a doctor.
* The cow might bite your nipple when you try and milk her.
* The cow will hit you in the back of the head with her **** crusted tail.
Milk the cow, it might be a frikkin Crocodile biting my nip!

Would you rather lose an eye in a fireworks accident or get mauled by an animal and end up with a Michael Jackson nose?

* Michael Jackson's nose? Yes, his nose (or lack thereof). Assume that it comes with none of his other oddities (paleness/cleft chin/singing talents/high pitched voice/predilection for sleeping with children).
* What kind of animal? One capable of mauling you.
* If you only have one functioning eye at present, you would end up blind.
* Assume that your breathing would not be negatively affected by a MJ nose.
I'll take MJ's nose & become an impersonator, I was South Liverpool Moonwalk Champion 1993, so it would be a smooth progression.

Would you rather eat a bowl of cereal or have a jetski?

* Assume that the cereal/jetski is of average quality and brand.
* Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
* A jetski is worth a lot more than a bowl of cereal.
* You might win a prize with this bowl of cereal.
* Jetskis claim many lives per year.
* Similarly, people have been known to choke on cereal.
Jetski, Ebay, Chi-Ching!!

Would you rather have a perpetual George Hamilton tan or skip the age of 33?

* Skip 33? Yes. You would go from 32 to 34 on your birthday. If you are already over 33, then you automatically become a year older (33 is retroactively skipped).
* You might freak people out if you were always kind of orange looking.
* If you were already pretty tan (albeit orange), it would be hard to get sun burn.
* Skipping 33 puts you that much closer to 40. And 50. And the grave.
* Assume that you would suffer no ill effects from skipping a year, although your body would age 365 days.
George Hamilton Tan, I'm quite dark anyway, and depressed enough about being 'late twenties' - never mind skipping one of my 30's!

Would you rather always be hungry or always be fat?

* Assume that you are not always hungry if you choose 'always be fat'.
* Assume that 'fat' means fatter than you are now, fatty.
* If you were hungry you could eat, but that wouldn't satisfy the hunger.
* Always being hungry could lead to being fat.
* Being fat could lead to being depressed and more eating, which might land you on TLC or some such channel.
Always be hungry, which in turn would probably make me bulimic. Still, anything's better than being a fatty, right kids?

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[The-Dark-Knight]

Uncle Dark-Knight Asks-

Favorite Blonde?

How old are you?

Favorite smell?

Ever stopped when it was hammer time?

Do you like Pina Colada?

And getting caught in the rain?

Whats type of condom is your favorite?

Ever ate a raw mushroom?

Favorite chocolate bar?

Some say Chocolate is better than sex do you agree or think they were a bit mad?

Least favorite smell?

Show us a recent picture of yourself?

What were you thinking as you took the picture?

Ghostbusters or Gremlins?

Favorite Ghostbuster?

Who should they cast as Robo-Cop in the remake?

When did you last look in the mirror and think 'Damn i look good today' (or words to that effect?

Ever walked in on someone Having the sex?

If so who was it?

Did you ever see some dogs having sex and ask your mum or dad what they were doing, what did they tell you?

Current celebrity crush?

If you were a animal what kind of animal would you be?

Sex with a ugly stinking stranger for one million pounds/dollars?

Sex with a person of the same sex for five hundred thousand pounds/pollars?

Ever shopped at a pound shop/99 cent store or the like, if so what was the last thing you bought?

Who do you love more than anything?

What word do you use too often?

Dont, dont you want me?

Have you ever stopped, collaborated and listened when Ice was back with his brand new invention?

Favorite part of a duck?

Least favorite part of a duck?

You rub a lamp a genie apears and gives you 3 wishes (you cannot wish for more wishes) what are your 3 wishes?

How old were you when you lost your virginity?

where did you lose it?

They are making a big budget film of The A-Team, who would you cast as The A-Team?

Tell me your favorite joke?

Tell us something about yourself we never knew?

Favorite film ever?

Most overated film ever?

Favorite film of 1989?

Secks with a animal followed by a celeb of your choice or no secks?

Tom-ay-toe or Tom-ah-toe?

If you were a duck billed platypuss what would be your name?

If They made a movie of your life who would play you?

Who would you want to direct it?

If you had to had the sex with someone off the hype who would the sex be with?

What was willis 'talkin bout'?

Who was the last person in real life to see you naked?

Who was the last real person you saw naked?

If you were a cat, what kind of monkey would henry be?

Tina turner has started touring again after her retirement how does that make you feel?

Do you agree that some might say Tina turner is simply the best, better than all the rest?

When did you last have you some sex?

If you saw Tom Jones live would you feel the urge to throw your knickers or undercrackers at him?

If not why not, do you not feel he is worthy of your underwear?

Ever fancied some man on man action(not with me)?

Ever fancied some man on man on man action?

Ever fancied some man on man on donkey action?

Favorite toy as a child?

Worst gift you ever recieved and who was it from?

Your invisible for a day, what do you do during the day, give me a timetable.

Your wife/husband cheats on you with a person of the opposite sex, would you leave them?

Your wife/husband cheats on you with a person the same sexas them, would you leave them?

Ever wore a leotard?

If so why?

If not why not?

Who's your daddy?

Have you ever shaked your little tush on the catwalk, yeah the catwalk, on the catwalk yeah, have you shaked your little tush on the catwalk?

 

[JayCaz]

What do you think of American Football?
It's OK I guess, I was a big Green Bay Packers fan as a kid, due to it being the team they supported on Happy Days.

What do you think of the term 'soccer'?
I'm warming to it, although it will NEVER catch on in Britain.

Were you ever a football hooligan?
Nope, but I did punch a guy at a match once when I was 16. Everton were 4th from bottom & needed to win on the last day of the season, whereas Liverpool had already finished 6th regardless of the outcome of their final game. Liverpool fans actually bought tickets for the Everton game to watch us go down, CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT??!! There was a row of them in front of us all cheering, and when we drew at the end everyone hung around as it looked like we were down, but beautiful Gianluca Vialli scored two for Chelsea against Bolton, which (unfairly) relegated them instead. When it blasted out on the Tannoy that our status was secure, one of the fellas turned around and threw his drink in our direction, it bounced off my then girlfriends head (great shot to be honest) and I punched him, we got pulled apart, and the normally classy Evertonians basically jeered the Liverpudlians out of our stadium, before they got hurt.

How much do you hate Liverpool FC?
More than anything in the whole world, pedo's, the lot.

Are we still on for the Las Vegas 'date'?
Damn straight baby

What made you 'look' my way?
For a non-Brit, your knowledge of the all conquering 80's Everton team astounded me & made me fall in love with you instantly, and as a cheeky bonus, you're a goddamn looker & sing like the girl from Feist! 1-2-3-4!!

List 3 things you love best about yourself.
Hmmm, that's a hard one to answer without sounding like a narcissistic *****e. I like that I'm tall, and that I'm a big lad, as in quite broad. I also kinda dig my singing voice, someone's got to!

Name one thing about you that you'd like to change, if you can.
I broke my nose a few years back, I'd like that fixing. My friends & family say you can hardly tell, but I can see it.

How's your mullet and 'stache growing?
Swimmingly. I forced out another inch on my 'tache just by straining really hard for like 15 minutes. Not bad eh!

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[JayCaz]

Yo Jay!! Hows it going?
Not bad thanks mate, gonna delete the questions I've already been asked though if you don't mind sunshine.

Gotta any plans this week and weekend?
As for the week, I'm normally well behaved on a school night so nothing strenuous, buying The Dark Knight & Hellboy II tomorrow which I'm kinda excited about.

So, the Toffees are having a bit of a striker crisis ain't they?
Yep, certainly are, Yak's out all season, Saha's struggling, Vaughn's out all season, and Anichebe is a big cramp lump of lard.

Who do you want them to buy in January?
I'd like Moyes to go cap in hand to Arsenal, Chelsea & Man U and ask for their top youth striker, promise that he'll get games, and see what happens, maybe Vela on loan from Arsenal. I'd like Larsson on a short term deal too, show some of our lads what a true pro is, how to look after yourself properly etc.

Favourite comic book Villain?
Venom

If there was a HYPE party, who would you want as the DJ?
Mark Ronson

The MC?
MC Hammer

The Dancers?
DBella, Sensi, Lemon, Jokersminion, LondonGirl

If you saw Stevie G in the street would you get his autograph or take the piss out of him?
Feel bad saying this, but I'd probably say "Who's your kids' Dad Stevie?"

Jamie Carragher?
Probably just do an impression of him

There is a rumour that Dave Nugent is joining you in January, thoughts?
If it's for buttons I'm all for it

If you could have superpowers for a day what would they be?
Stop time by touching my index fingers together.....like this...DING!!

Would you use them to fight evil and injustice, or would you use them to do dastardly, evil things?
Both I think. I'd like to help individuals in need, but the temptation to rob banks would be too strong.

Favourite LP ever?
It's a cop out as it's a compilation, but The Smiths, Singles.

Anywayzzz peace out man, have a good one! t:
Yeah you too mate

Edit: I just read your answers to badgers questions. You done your banjo string?!?!?!!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Sure did, OUCH!!

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[The-Dark-Knight]

Oh dear, that wasway too much info in one of your answers and i never say that, nor do i feel the need to mention what answer i'msure you know

 

[JayCaz]

Uncle Dark-Knight Asks-

Favorite Blonde?
Uma Thurman

How old are you?
27 Years Young

Favorite smell?
Steak frying with onions & mushrooms

Ever stopped when it was hammer time?
I've never NOT stopped when it was hammer time

Do you like Pina Colada?
Yep!

And getting caught in the rain?
In the context, Yep!

Whats type of condom is your favorite?
None, I *****ing HATE condoms

Ever ate a raw mushroom?
Yep, sure have

Favorite chocolate bar?
hmmmm, Caramac

Some say Chocolate is better than sex do you agree or think they were a bit mad?
They were probably incredibly ugly to be fair, no I definitely do not agree.

Least favorite smell?
I work in an Industrial Estate, about twice a month a factory by my building churns out an odour that smells like what I can only describe as a mixture of decomposing bodies and s***ty cat litter that's been left for weeks. A genuinely depressing smell.

Show us a recent picture of yourself?

Spoiler

That's as recent as you could get, literally jut took it, especially for you

What were you thinking as you took the picture?
firstly I was thinking 'Jeez, I'm such a *****e taking a pic of myself for the 15 minutes thread' - secondly I was thinking 'Why am I rocking out such a murderous stare??' - thirdly I was thinking that the vest will make a strong comeback in 2009 as a must-have fashion item.

Ghostbusters or Gremlins?
Ghostbusters

Favorite Ghostbuster?
Peter

Who should they cast as Robo-Cop in the remake?
Hmmmmmm, Tim Roth

When did you last look in the mirror and think 'Damn i look good today' (or words to that effect?
Errrr, about 15 minutes ago when I took that pic!! No seriously I don't know, probably the last time I got suited & booted for some kind of formal function.

Ever walked in on someone Having the sex?
Yep

If so who was it?
My friend & a girl he'd met that night

Did you ever see some dogs having sex and ask your mum or dad what they were doing, what did they tell you?
Haha can't recall, saw two dogs stuck together post-sex once, my Mother could offer no explanation at all!!

Current celebrity crush?
Uma Thurman

If you were a animal what kind of animal would you be?
some kind of ape I'd imagine

Sex with a ugly stinking stranger for one million pounds/dollars?
Yes please!!

Sex with a person of the same sex for five hundred thousand pounds/pollars?
If I'm not on 'the recieveing end' I'd consider it, if I am, no dice.

Ever shopped at a pound shop/99 cent store or the like, if so what was the last thing you bought?
A SPONGE BAAAAAAAAAAAABY!!

Who do you love more than anything?
My Mother

What word do you use too often?
the C word

Dont, dont you want me?
of course I do, it was number one during my first Christmas t:

Have you ever stopped, collaborated and listened when Ice was back with his brand new invention?
I always thought he said 'with a brand new addition' - go figure

Favorite part of a duck?
Breast

Least favorite part of a duck?
Quackshaft

You rub a lamp a genie apears and gives you 3 wishes (you cannot wish for more wishes) what are your 3 wishes?
World Peace, a lottery win for my Mother, the power to stop time with my index fingers.....DING!

How old were you when you lost your virginity?
15

where did you lose it?
In my bedroom in my Mother's house

They are making a big budget film of The A-Team, who would you cast as The A-Team?
Ving Rhaymes - BA
Gary Oldman - Hannibal
Robert Downey Jr - Face
Daniel Day Lewis - Murdock

Tell me your favorite joke?
A man walks into a chip-shop, and says to the guy at the counter;
"Can I have a Steak & Kiddley Pie please?"
The guy at the counter says;
"Do you mean a Steak & Kidney Pie?"
The guy says;
"That's what I said diddleye?"

Tell us something about yourself we never knew?
My great great uncle was the owner of the biggest meat company in the whole of Ireland, and if a King Ralph situation happens, I'm a rich man.

Most overated film ever?
Scarface

Favorite film of 1989?
BATMAN

Secks with a animal followed by a celeb of your choice or no secks?
If the Uma is willing, and again, if I'm not on 'the recieving end' - sure, I'm game, so yeah, secks!!

Tom-ay-toe or Tom-ah-toe?
Tom-ah-toe

If you were a duck billed platypuss what would be your name?
Harold Patterson

If They made a movie of your life who would play you?
Vince Vaughn maybe, if he could do a Scouse accent!

Who would you want to direct it?
The Coen's

If you had to had the sex with someone off the hype who would the sex be with?
That would be telling now wouldn't it!

What was willis 'talkin bout'?
A revolution I think

Who was the last person in real life to see you naked?
A girl called Justina

Who was the last real person you saw naked?
A girl called Justina

If you were a cat, what kind of monkey would henry be?
a Spider Monkey

Tina turner has started touring again after her retirement how does that make you feel?
It makes me feel like she may have reached her bush-nut titty limit

Do you agree that some might say Tina turner is simply the best, better than all the rest?
I agree that some say that, yes.

When did you last have you some sex?
Saturday

If you saw Tom Jones live would you feel the urge to throw your knickers or undercrackers at him?
Hmmmmm, can't say I would

If not why not, do you not feel he is worthy of your underwear?
Nope it's not that, I'd be happy to lend Tom some if he had a downstairs wardrobe malfunction.

Ever fancied some man on man action(not with me)?
Can't say I have friendo

Ever fancied some man on man on man action?
Now we're talking!! Again, no

Ever fancied some man on man on donkey action?
Nope, that business ruins your insides seomthing rotten I've heard!

Favorite toy as a child?
Major Morgan, the Electric Organ

Worst gift you ever recieved and who was it from?
5 bottles of 'beers of the world' that I'd already saw priced £3.00 in the shops, from my Dad

Your invisible for a day, what do you do during the day, give me a timetable.
Morning - Walk around Liverpool naked
Afternoon - Bank Robbery
Evening - Perversion

Your wife/husband cheats on you with a person of the opposite sex, would you leave them?
Yep!

Your wife/husband cheats on you with a person the same sexas them, would you leave them?
Yep!

Ever wore a leotard?
Hahahaha nope unfortunately not.

If so why?
I was Leeroy from Fame's body double.

If not why not?
I'm asking myself that question right now, I genuinely do not know, I'll rectify it pronto.

Who's your daddy?
James

Have you ever shaked your little tush on the catwalk, yeah the catwalk, on the catwalk yeah, have you shaked your little tush on the catwalk?
I'm too sexy for that question

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[JayCaz]

Oh dear, that wasway too much info in one of your answers and i never say that, nor do i feel the need to mention what answer i'msure you know

Got nothing to hide matey, the question was asked, I answered!

 

[Lobo]

Which comic character that has yet to make his or way to screen would you most like to see?

What is your favorite sport (other than football/soccer?)

Have you ever had a crush on one of your teachers?

What movie of 2009 are you most looking forward to?

 

[JayCaz]

Which comic character that has yet to make his or way to screen would you most like to see?
I'm cheating here I know, but I'd love to see a Dark Knight Returns movie more than anything in the world EVER! With Colin Powell as Bats & Daniel Day Lewis as Joker.

What is your favorite sport (other than football/soccer?)
Boxing, I like it as much as Football (but not as much as specifically Everton obviously)

Have you ever had a crush on one of your teachers?
Oh yes, Miss Huyton, last year of Junior School, I was 10, ahhhhh memories

What movie of 2009 are you most looking forward to?
Watchmen/The Wrestler

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[Lobo]

You cheated on the first question, Miss Huyton would be upset

favorite Boxer

Best boxing match you've seen?

What would be your ultimate creative team for a comic, artist and writer on what character?

 

[JayCaz]

You cheated on the first question, Miss Huyton would be upset
She certainly would, apologies.

favorite Boxer
Currently Joe Calzaghe, of all time Nigel Benn

Best boxing match you've seen?
Oscar De La Hoya vs Shane Moseley

What would be your ultimate creative team for a comic, artist and writer on what character?
My lack of knowledge is making me feel inferior. I have no idea. I'd like to see Frank Miller's take on Captain America or The Hulk though, maybe

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[Lobo]

That would be interesting. Nice choice on Boxers and match though

favorite band currently?

 

[JayCaz]

That would be interesting. Nice choice on Boxers and match though
Why thankyou

favorite band currently?
No contest, Radiohead

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[Lobo]

Best cartoon of the 80's?

Bst cartoon of the 90's?

Best cartoon currently?

 

[JayCaz]

Best cartoon of the 80's?
Cities of Gold or Ulysses or He-Man or Incredible Hulk (too harrrrrrrrrrrrrrd!!)

Bst cartoon of the 90's?
X Men or Batman: The Animated Series

Best cartoon currently?
Futurama

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[Lobo]

I ran out of questions to ask you, think of some for me to ask

 

[Lobo]

I read all your answers now, and must say that it one of the most horrifying sexual experiences I've ever read

 

[JayCaz]

I read all your answers now, and must say that it one of the most horrifying sexual experiences I've ever read

Yep, it kinda sucked!

 

[Lobo]

I'll say!

You said you allowed yourself to get fat, very fat, what was your heaviest weight, and what gave you the will to lose it?

How would you encourage others who want to lose weight, and what tips would you offer them?

You seem like a cool guy, and have given good and entertaining answers, why aren't more people asking you questions in here?

 

[jokersminion]

I would be happy to dance at your hype party now will I have to be in a cage or ???

 

[Silverstein]

Who are you?