15 Minutes 15 Minutes: Spider-Fan

[Erzengel]

How big of a fan are you of me?

Would you buy my records, watch my tv show and see my movie?

 

[Ion Kenshin]

You are the only other person I know besides me that says Times Square is their favortie place. I actually work right by the M&M's store.


Do you believe in the superstition that killing spiders is bad luck even though you do kill them?

Why kill spiders? They kill other bugs

Any chance you will be in town for comic con?

 

[Kahoot]

We know Spiders scare you, but if you became famous do you think the fans would scare you?

What about electric fans that blow cool air around the room, do they scare you?

And the paper fans that the Japanese Gasha is famouse for holdng, do they scare you?

Could you guess (if you don't know) how many movies have you watched in 2009?

You are being asked to move, for good, to a non-english speaking contry for work related stuff.
Would you go?

Where would you go if you had a choice?

 

[Spider-Fan]

How big of a fan are you of me?

Big fan Erz. You da man

Would you buy my records, watch my tv show and see my movie?

I'd do all the above, and stalk you everywhere you go on top of that

You are the only other person I know besides me that says Times Square is their favortie place. I actually work right by the M&M's store.

Great minds think alike

Do you believe in the superstition that killing spiders is bad luck even though you do kill them?

I honestly didn't know there was a superstition, lol. Maybe that's why my luck has sucked this past month

Why kill spiders? They kill other bugs

I think it stems from livingwith a bunch of people whom are deathly afraid of spiders, so I'd always have to kill them. It's in my programming now.

Any chance you will be in town for comic con?

NY Comic Con is when? Depends on my work schedule. I'd like to make it up there for it, though.

 

[Kahoot]

I knew this was going to get asked t:

For those who don't know, my mother is trans and is making the transition from female to male right now. We're a few months in the transition now. My mom has yet to get breast reduction surgery, but is hoping to get to that point soon. Since the transition, my mom kind of now look somewhat Puerto Rican. There is actually a get up my mom has that make him look like a drug dealer, lol.

My mom also has 2 girlfriends. Which is 2 more than me at this time, lol.

As far as the transition goes, I'm very okay with it. Mom's happier now than ever, and that makes me very happy, though I know this would be hard for many people to take in

I can only imagen the faces of people at your wedding who are getting introduced for the first time. That could be quite a laugh.

 

[knowsbleed]

Me vs Erz... who would win (I don't usually fight girls... but I'll make an exception for her)?

Describe the brawl in detail.

When are you and 'Fire going to start a Pontiac Sunfire club?

Who will be the president?

Why do I have to be the bad guy in the Edward Scissorhands movie?

How much money would it take for you to sleep with Kenshin?

How much money would it take for you to eat some JAL (Frankenberry) cereal?

If you could start a store... what would you sell in said store?

What is more important to you, sex or companionship?

How many fingers am I holding up?

Wrong.

 

[Spider-Fan]

We know Spiders scare you, but if you became famous do you think the fans would scare you?

Fans wouldn't scare me. People loving my work would only make me feel more awesome. Sure I may get a crazy fan or something, but I always like to look on the upside and deal with the bad if it happens.

What about electric fans that blow cool air around the room, do they scare you?

Yes. They killed my pet lama

And the paper fans that the Japanese Gasha is famouse for holdng, do they scare you?

Have you played Mortal Kombat? Those things will cut you man!

Could you guess (if you don't know) how many movies have you watched in 2009?

I would guess it would be in the 100s in overall movie watching, and something around 30-40 theatrically. I may be underscoring myself though. I watch a lot of movies.

You are being asked to move, for good, to a non-english speaking contry for work related stuff.
Would you go?

If we assume I'm a director, then Japan. Cause one thing I'd love to tackle is Hiroshima by John Hersey, and I'd like to film that in Japan.

Where would you go if you had a choice?

NY is the place to be. I plan on it being my permanant address for the rest of my life. I may come and go to work on various stuff for periods of time (assuming I make it), but NY would be my home.

 

[Kahoot]

Could you guess (if you don't know) how many movies have you watched in 2009?

I would guess it would be in the 100s in overall movie watching, and something around 30-40 theatrically. I may be underscoring myself though. I watch a lot of movies.

Are you sure you've watched over a 100 movies in 28 days? I did say 2009 after all.

 

[Spider-Fan]

I can only imagen the faces of people at your wedding who are getting introduced for the first time. That could be quite a laugh.

I don't plan on getting married, which doesn't mean I won't. Marriages have ended poorly in my family, and it just seems like something changes for the worse when you add that husband and wife title. I know some people on here are happily married, and that is great. I've just not been exposed to many healthy marriages.

But I could imagine the shock at my wedding when people get to know the real me, lol.

Me vs Erz... who would win (I don't usually fight girls... but I'll make an exception for her)?

I'm going with Erz. He has jedi powers on his side!

Describe the brawl in detail.

I'll say you nail Erz a few good times, while Erz takes it. Then, Erz exposes his jedi powers and takes a turn to the dark side by force pushing you in a conveniantly placed spike on the battlefield (which serves absolutely no logical purpose, other than being a weapon used by a jedi in the off chance he gets jumped by someone randomly).

When are you and 'Fire going to start a Pontiac Sunfire club?

When the heavens blaze usunder. When time becomes utime. When the age of man comes to an end! WHEN THE SKIES RAIN BLOOD!!!

Oh, I mean...next week?

Who will be the president?

Wasn't this already covered? That Obama guy won. I should know, I voted for him

Why do I have to be the bad guy in the Edward Scissorhands movie?

Because you fit the role so well!!! Your the tough guy in the piece! Though you end up getting killed by TAC.

How much money would it take for you to sleep with Kenshin?

I'm not one who's going to say something outragous. Honestly, a shot in the rear would cost maybe 5,000 bucks. However, I'd probably start much higher in the negotiation to get as much as I can out of the ordeal.

How much money would it take for you to eat some JAL (Frankenberry) cereal?

About the same. I mean, I'd be netting 5,000 bucks! That's decent money I could do stuff with!

If you could start a store... what would you sell in said store?

Graphic novels, DVDs, etc. Things that I find entertaining. Plus, I could watch or read awesome stuff all day!!!

What is more important to you, sex or companionship?

Companionship. I hate being alone and like to socialize with people a lot. Otherwise, I get bored and depressed. Sex is an added bonus of companionship, but it is not the part that is most important to me.

How many fingers am I holding up?

3?

Wrong.

You liar, it was 3 and you know it

 

[knowsbleed]

I'm going with Erz. He has jedi powers on his side!

Erz has no jedi powers. She has nothing going on for her except her boobs. Don't get it twisted.

Now... with that in mind... reword your answer kindly please.

Wasn't this already covered? That Obama guy won. I should know, I voted for him

I meant who is going to the the president of the Pontiac Sunfire club? doy.

You liar, it was 3 and you know it

It was two... I was peacing you out.

 

[Spider-Fan]

Are you sure you've watched over a 100 movies in 28 days? I did say 2009 after all.

I'm an idiot for ont answering the question right. My mind keeps telling me it is 2008. Not used to this whole 2009 thing

In that case, I've seen Valkyrie, Saw V, Defiance, The Wrestler, Slumdog Millionaire, Revolutionary Road, and Frost/Nixon theatrically. I think that was it for movies in the theater, so 7 there. Also watched about 5 movies on my DVD player this year.

Let's call it 12ish.

 

[Ion Kenshin]

Comic con is next weekend and I better be getting half of that 5,000 bucks

 

[Spider-Fan]

Erz has no jedi powers. She has nothing going on for her except her boobs. Don't get it twisted.

Now... with that in mind... reword your answer kindly please.

You punch Erz, but Erz whacks you with her guns, which jets you backward several feet into the conventiantly placed sharp object on the battlfield that serves no purpose other than to impale someone on the off chance they get whacked by massive boobs

I meant who is going to the the president of the Pontiac Sunfire club? doy.

I'll fight Immortalfire to the death for that honor

It was two... I was peacing you out.

I call shenanigans...it was 3!!!

 

[Spider-Fan]

Comic con is next weekend and I better be getting half of that 5,000 bucks

LOL...I think we can negotiate for a higher price worst case scenario t:

Depends on my work schedule next weekend whether I can make it or not...wish it was this weekend since I have it off!!!

 

[DX]

What's the most you've ever lost in a coin toss?

Are we there yet?

Pepsi or Coke?

If you could fight anyone on the Hype, who would you fight?

Last movie you watched?

Irn Bru...You ever tried it?

 

[Spider-Fan]

What's the most you've ever lost in a coin toss?

LOL, nice No Country for Old Men reference. Anyway, I lost 20 bucks on a coin toss once. I kept doubling or nothing with my bro and losing. Eventually, I gave up

Are we there yet?

No, stop asking you damn kids

Pepsi or Coke?

Easily Coke, but in either case, it must be diet. Regular soda makes you fat when you drink as much as I do.

If you could fight anyone on the Hype, who would you fight?

I'd fight jag. Just to see how long I could hang with him. He'd likely beat the living crap out of me, but it'd be fun

Last movie you watched?

In its entirety, Revolutionary Road. Loved it. Sam Mendes does movies about suburbia well. I watch the last half of Pan's Labyrinth on a premium channel earlier though. That is Guillermo Del Toro's masterpiece!

Irn Bru...You ever tried it?

What is Irn Bru

 

[DX]

How the **** do you not know what Irn Bru is?

 

[Spider-Fan]

How the **** do you not know what Irn Bru is?

I was born under a rock...thanks for bringing back bad memories

 

[DX]

I was born under a rock...thanks for bringing back bad memories

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irn-Bru

Try some. Now.

 

[Spider-Fan]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irn-Bru

Try some. Now.

If it sucks, I'm holding you accountable

But I'll most definately try it

 

[Gilpesh]

How the **** do you not know what Irn Bru is?

I guess he missed it like Spaced, Yojimbo, Sanjuro, Brazil, etc.

 

[DX]

If it sucks, I'm holding you accountable

But I'll most definately try it

It won't suck.

 

[Spider-Fan]

I guess he missed it like Spaced, Yojimbo, Sanjuro, Brazil, etc.

More like I missed your face

It won't suck.

If it rocks, then we're good

 

[Gilpesh]

More like I missed your face

OH YEAH!

Who is the master? (hint- he pimped those shades way before Kanye)

 

[Spider-Fan]

OH YEAH!

Who is the master? (hint- he pimped those shades way before Kanye)

Isn't obvious?

Spoiler

Me of course