15 Minutes 15 Minutes: The Apatow Crew

[Two-Face]

Why do YOU hate a movie YOU haven't seen yet?

 

[Drizzle]

Why did you go and have to murder that poor girl?

 

[Brick]

Why do YOU hate a movie YOU haven't seen yet?

And why do you make fun of the fact that one of the actors in that movie is dead?

 

[Drizzle]

Which movie are we talking about here?

 

[Erzengel]

What is your 5 year plan?

 

[Ziggyman]

Don't you just hate double posts?...?

 

[Ziggyman]

Should we stop asking questions until TAC actually starts answering some...?

 

[Bunker]

Do you regret not going to college?

 

[BatSpider]

Do you regret not going to college?

ouch

 

[Bunker]

which movie are we talking about here?

The Dark Knight...

 

[Drizzle]

The Dark Knight...

Oh, well in that case...The Apatow Crew is a tool for hating it without seeing it and Two Face is a tool for making Ledger jokes. Come on, JAL. You won't even give "The Dark Knight" a chance yet you had a ****ing "House of Wax" avatar? Come on.

 

[bullets]

Why did you have a house of wax avatar???

 

[SolarTiger]

Are you ever gonna answer these questions?

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Why aren't you answering the questions asked of you?

How does this thread make you feel?

 

[knowsbleed]

How many kids run away from you in fear on a daily basis?

How did you lose your job as a cereal model?

How old were you when you lost your virginity? Describe it in great detail.

Do you still love him?

How often do you go back to the McDonald's where you used to work and laugh at them?

Do you think they're laughing back at you?

Why are you so standoffish?

 

[DBella]

Why aren't you here to answer questions yet?

 

[Two-Face]

Oh, well in that case...The Apatow Crew is a tool for hating it without seeing it and Two Face is a tool for making Ledger jokes. Come on, JAL. You won't even give "The Dark Knight" a chance yet you had a ****ing "House of Wax" avatar? Come on.

It's JAL, not me!

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Sorry for not answering any of the questions. my sister was on the computer yesterday all day and wasn't allowed on.

but i'll get to it then on answering all of everyones questions then.

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

When will your 15 minutes be up?

 

[The Apatow Crew]

If you could have the job/trade perfectly suited to you, what would it be?
What is your greatest regret?
What is your greatest achievement?
What is your favorite movie?
If you could cast 5 members of the Hype in your favorite movie, what parts would they have?
How would you bring the 'Sexy' back?
What are the three things you would never do?
What brought you to the Hype?
Who is your nemesis on the Hype?
Name three people, living or dead, you would want to have dinner with?
If you could go back in time and change/stop one thing, personal or historic, what would it be?

* Something in the entertainment Business. I always like to entertain people or be the center of attention.
* Prolly not saving up any money from my prevous jobs. And not getting serious about anything until now.
* Biggest goal I've done right now at the moment. id on't know .I guess graduate HS since so many told i wasn't gonna do it.
* I don't think I have one fave movie at all.
* Like I said i have no fave movie and couldn't pick 5 at all.
* I am already doing now as we speak. I bring the sexy everywhere I go.
* Get Married,Rob a bank and pay for Sex.
* Just various things. Mostly the first FF movie and Sin City.
* Oh, I have way too many for that.
* Judd Apatow, Micheal Keaton and I'm blanking on a third.
* I don't know about that one. Maybe stop Heath Ledger from dying. lol.

why do you miss so many words when you type?

why are you such a wacky guy?

why do you hate anything popular and love anything crappy?

It's just who i am.
It's just what I do.

I don't know. Its just what makes me different.

don't double posts suck?

Yes i do.

Would you sleep with Jessica Alba if Seth Rogan were giving it to you at the same time?

If the answer is no, would it be yes, if I told you it wouldn't be gay?

No , thats totally gay

Appletoe?

How's the writing coming along?

Appletoe?

It's coming along finely. Working on it whenever I can.

Why are you trying to ruin Apatow movies like you ruined Jessica Alba?

I don't think i'm ruining anything at all.

Did you know I hate you?

Does it bother you that I hate you?

Would it make you feel better if it was because of your name?

No I was not under the impression you did.

No, not really at all.

Again no not at all.

hahahahahaha

Anyways, how long before you get a new username. The Apatow Crew is horrible, at least change it to TAC

Not for awhile. I'm keeping this name, Like i said with my first one I had for over 3 years.

If Judd Apatow came to you and offered a leading role in one of his movies but you have to kill Seth Rogen and Jonah Hill, would you comply?

No I would not.

Would You rather sleep with a dead Jessica alba or an alive Seth Rogen?

Neither. Plus whats with all the gay questions?

What to you think of the name Cliff?

Will you change your name to Cliff?

How about Clifford?

Cliff Clavin, thoughts?

It's better then my real name.

I don't know.

Maybe Clifford The Big Red Dog. t:

That just sounds wrong in a way.

Have you broken down from the constant belittlement in this thread yet?

No, not yet.

Who do you love?

I'm a arrogant S.O.B.

who would win in a fight between Jack Ryan, Indiana Jones, Han Solo, Rick Deckard and John Book?

do you think my views on anything are 100% correct?

who would you like to burn?

I don't know it be a throw down between Indy and Han.

I think your views are correct certain things sometimes.

I cannot disclose that evidence on the hype.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

There's a zombie invasion, what are the two things you grab and two people you call?

Given the opportunity, would you either:

a) Meet Steve Buscemi
b) Meet Chris Tucker
c) Meet Fran

Would you direct a music video for Hilary Duff?

Do you believe in a thing called love, and/or should we listen to the rhythm of your heart?

Blue Man Group? Yes or no?

Do you sneeze often?

You're having a party, name three Hype Girls and three Hype Guys you'd invite.

Do you believe in life outside this planet?

Are you more a Bill or a Ted? Both?

Eiffel tower, who'd be there with you?

Seafood fan?

Gold or Silver?

Juggler?

Are you and I destined to do this forever, or will I be in a padded cell forever?

Post your perfect date, ... GO!

When can we expect babies?

Wanna hook up?

Have you or do you own a slinky?

Who is the hottest girl ever? Guy?

Would you ever wear a fedora?

How is your head?

Last time you put on a bandaid? Explain the injury.

Do you want a foot massage?

*Shotgun and Shells. Screw everyon else i'm running like hell. Ifi call someone its for them to get eaten by the zombies to slow them down.

* Fran, cause he is too much awesomeness that the hype couldn't contain it.

* I don't know but i have some pretty sick thoughts running through my head now,

* I think their is a certain thing for some people. But me myself, not really.

* I can't say i've really listen to their music so, it be a no.

* Jolie_Desastre,ComicChick,Lemon and Prison Mike,Spider-Fan and Untilteld

* Yes I think their are aliens out there.

* I'd have to say both.

* I don't know about that one. I guess a gf if i ever meet that one.

* I get it on rare occasions. But not really much though.

* Silver if case you need to kill a werewolf.t:

* I can't juggle to save my life.

* You'll be in a padded cell forever.

* There is no such thing as a perfect date i think.

* As of right now? Who the hell knows. Your guess is as good as mine.

* Check back in 10 years. lol.

* I had one when i was younger.

* I don't know Megan FOx. Hottest Guy? Well, if I was a chick< I guess I say Ryan Reynolds.

* Sure why not?

* It's fine at the moment.

* A few weeks ago. I accidently clipped my finger and It was bleeding.

* No, cause I have weird looking feet. My toes are bent a diff way except my big toes.

 

[TEDDY]

Judd Appatow and Seth Rogen are basically like the Kevin Smith of the new millenium.


Your thoughts?

 

[The Apatow Crew]

If you were super hungry and had the choice of eating a brain or sucking jello out of a human penis which would you go for?

Would i have any ketchup to eat with the brain?

How's the new name treating you?

People say stuff, but i say the hell with them.

1. Best memories in your life?
2. Are you a drinker or smoker?
3. Would you say, who you are comes across these boards well? or is there a lot more to you that we don't see?

1. I don't think i can even remember them anymore. It's been that long.

2. I am neither now. But when i was younger i heavly did both.

3. I think some might see me come across as a nice guy, but mostly weird. I think there is a bit more to me the hype doesn't see. But sometimes it is around every now and then.

who would win in a fight: a taco or a grilled cheese sandwich?

Well, in a straight up fight a grilled cheese but if it was prison rules, the taco.

Who do you think is the most neglected/underused actor in the Apatow crew??

Prolly Bill Hader. Even if he is in a lot of them.

What made you lose your love for Jessica Alba?

What made you choose your new name?

Do you feel that you've picked on a lot here? If your answer is "yes", how does that make you feel?

Looking back at your 'outbursts', do you regret any of them?

What have you done in the month of September that you can be proud of?

List 3 things that you like best about yourself.

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

Which is better; living in reality and all the crap that comes with it or living in a world of make-believe where everything is right?

* I don't know. It was just silly and the teaching of all the other hypers taught me finally set in.

* Cause I like the movies and group of actors.

* I don't feel its as much as it was a few years ago.

* Yeah, cause it just made me even look more silly on my part.

* Finally get a job. Which took me a insanely had time doing. almost 6 months.

* I like to think i'm a good person, I'm a good listener,and If you need something done and ask me. I'll try to see if i can get it done within my limits.

* To have Women like me more on the outside then the inside. I mean theres only so much you can take. lol

* In reality. I lived in that other world for well over 3 years.

What is your name?
What is your quest?
What is the air speed of a swallow?

Kip
To somehow either get one of my scripts made or work in the business.
I have no idea.

Why don't you use spellcheck (or LOOK at your posts before posting them)?

Why don't you get a job?

Why do you like terrible movies?

Cause I can.

I have now.

And whats it matter to you?

Why did you decide to go from awful poster with awesome screen name, to awful poster with awful screen name?

Why am I an awful poster and how was J Alba's Lover a wonderful name?

Why did you go and have to murder that poor girl?

She was just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

What is your 5 year plan?

Just to work and save up money. So i can get my license, a car and move out.

Do you regret not going to college?

It was really never a option to begin with for me. so no.

Why did you have a house of wax avatar???

Because I did. It also was a mixture of TCM 03 aswell.

Why aren't you answering the questions asked of you?

How does this thread make you feel?

I am doing so now.

it makes me all tingly all over.

How many kids run away from you in fear on a daily basis?

How did you lose your job as a cereal model?

How old were you when you lost your virginity? Describe it in great detail.

Do you still love him?

How often do you go back to the McDonald's where you used to work and laugh at them?

Do you think they're laughing back at you?

Why are you so standoffish?

* Everyone that sees me hulking around.

* a horrible milk accident. Brings up sad memory's when thinking of it.

* Well, know it was only a matter of time before this was asked. I haven't.

*I haven't been back to that Mcdonalds at all once.

They'd be too damn old and fat to even notice anyone.

* If i'm not, then who will be?

 

[Drizzle]

It's JAL, not me!

Oh, well I misread it then. I apologize, Two-Face.

 

[Brick]

Oh, well in that case...The Apatow Crew is a tool for hating it without seeing it and Two Face is a tool for making Ledger jokes. Come on, JAL. You won't even give "The Dark Knight" a chance yet you had a ****ing "House of Wax" avatar? Come on.

It was The Apatow Crew that was making the Leger jokes,