Untilteld:
There's a zombie invasion, what are the two things you grab and two people you call?
Ideally, if I had a sword and a chainsaw, I'd grab those. But, probably just a shovel and a baseball bat. I'd call my folks (that's one call) and my siblings (that's also one call).
Given the opportunity, would you either:
a) Meet Steve Buscemi
b) Meet Chris Tucker
c) Meet Fran
Fran!
Would you direct a music video for Hilary Duff?
I'd like to keep
some dignity, thank you.
Do you believe in a thing called love, and/or should we listen to the rhythm of your heart?
Yes, and no. I have an irregular heartbeat - it seams to lie often.
Blue Man Group? Yes or no?
Of course!
Unfortunately.
You're having a party, name three Hype Girls and three Hype Guys you'd invite.
Three of each gender is, by far, less than I'd would actually invite. But...
Hype! Ladies: Runt, Bella, JP
Hype! *******s: knowsbleed, Showtime, Badger
Do you believe in life outside this planet?
Absolutely. I think we'd be ignorant to believe otherwise.
Are you more a Bill or a Ted? Both?
I'd say I'm more of a Bill.
Eiffel tower, who'd be there with you?
I don't think I'd ever be in the Eiffel Tower, so, no one.
Shrimp only.
Silver!
If it's not something sharp or on fire, and there's only one of them, then, yes.
Are you and I destined to do this forever, or will I be in a padded cell forever?
The altter.
Imagine your perfect date, ... GO!
Her and I, sitting on the couch, watching hours of Superhero films.
When can we expect babies?
Never.
Nope, sorry. I'm sure you're devastated.
Have you or do you own a slinky?
Do I now? No. Have I ever? Who hasn't?!
Who is the hottest girl ever? Guy?
Girl: Amanda Bynes.

Guy: Whoever that is in the mirror...
Would you ever wear a fedora?
I wouldn't be opposed, but it's not on my to-do list.
Conjested.
Last time you put on a bandaid? Explain the injury.
I can't remember. It's been a
long time.
Do you want a foot massage?
Can't say I do.