You ever hear of Brand New?
Not a fan.
Noro!!!
From a conventional deck of cards, what is your favorite card and why?
Of the four western elements [Earth, Air, Fire, Water], pick the one you feel represents you the best and tell us why you picked it.
If you had to pick 5 Hypesters to rob a bank with, who'd you pick?
What do you think is the most overrated comic book character and why?
Ace of Spades. Besides being a kickass Motorhead song, it's always stuck a chord with me. As a kid, I was a huge Gambit fan, and that was part of it. But later, as I grew up, I learned that if you translate a tarot deck from playing cards [at least the major arcana], the Ace of Spades signifies Death [Change]. That makes sense to me, because I feel like nothing is ever completely the same with me, I'm constantly changing and evolving. Not just me, but the world around me as well.
I used to think Fire, for the simple fact that, as Stabbing Westward sang about, "Everything I touch I break". Whenever I have a good thing, oftentimes, I tend to get in my own way with it, and then hate myself later for it. Not to mention I used to have a very, VERY bad, irrational temper. Though, now I'm seeing myself more like Wind--ever moving, powerful, untamed, chaotic, like a Tornado. [I had to backspace to not say Hurricane, and then break out into the Scorpions' song].
XChick, because I know beyond a shadow of a doubt that we'd totally rock that. She'd have my back, and plan ahead and note things I missed. Also, she thinks on her feet and that's one step more than I usually can.
Redmarvel, because at this point, I'm pretty sure she's completely forgotten how to interact without innuendo [like The Todd, minus the high-five complex], so she'd be a great distraction.
Mister J, because he's one of the smartest people on this site, and the more IQ points the better.
Spoons, because those big, bulging arms of his could hold a lot of bags with a dollar sign on them. And I'd take you, too. Why? Well, why not? Seems to me you'd be interested in seeing this kind of thing.
Wolverine, without a shadow of a doubt. An excerpt from my Facebook:
Reason Wolverine is stupid #215: Watch him the cartoons [particularly "Wolverine and the X-Men"]. You never see his retract his claws. However, for some reason, every three minutes, he's constantly popping his claws. We get it, Logan. You can scratch us. Big whoop. Go eat more angst and stop being a cliché, stop being everywhere and in everything, and be interesting.
He was tolerable before we saw him EVERYWHERE. I mean, yes, we get it. He lives forever. But is an eternity of mediocrity worth it? I mean, I can't think of a single Marvel game [save the Spider-Man movie games, where it legally wasn't allowed] in the last...oh, I dunno, eight years, where he didn't make some kind of appearance [I think he was even in Spider-Man: Friend of Foe as an NPC]. I swear to Cheeses that if I open up a Green Lantern book and see him in there, I'm going to drop comics forever and start playing sports.
Care to explain?
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