So. What would your definition of Hell be?
An office job for the rest of my life.
I have to now. But I didn't use to.
And what did Barney eat or drink to cause his downfall?
EVERYTHING!
Draw a picture of me. Me. Not Nightcrawler. Do it. Now. Oh, also, scan it, upload it and post it...
Later. It's before seven!
Do you know the Muffin Man?
I know of that guy... never want to meet him though... didn't he punch out a cop while on PCP?
Describe yourself in 10 words or less?
Awesome. Just awesome. Trust me.
If you had a million dollars, how would you spend it?
Hilariously.
Who'd you rather: Alba or Fox?
Dark Angel Alba AND Transformers 1 Fox...
What is the best new film you've seen this year (must have been released in 2009)?
District 9.
What is the worst film you've seen this year?
Seeing as I haven't seen much, Transformers 2.
Don't you wanna know how we keep starting fires?
IT'S MY DESIRE!
You've seen pics of me, right? Be honest. I look like a crazed homeless bum, don't I?
You look a little like a friend of mine. But he pulls off the hobo look a lot better.
Post the Grey battle again.
I'M NOT YOUR MONKEY!
....
Does The Immortals seemingly rapidly developing obsession with you scare you?
Of course it does... I'm buying a gun!
Serious is sometimes the funniest thing ever.
If you could eat one thing right now, who would it be and why would Sawyer post a lot less often?
Because my pick would be LOUD SILENT MAN.
Does Blackest Night hold up to the hype?
Before issue five: Nope.
During issue five: ****ING AWESOME! YES!
After issue five: We'll see.
Oh all the Lantern corps, which one appeals to you the most?
Orange Lantern Corp.
Will you look at me during for once?
No. You have to stop talking, we've gone over this.
if you could go on any game show, which would it be?
Unbeatable Banzuke!
you're going on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, which member of the Hype would be your Phone-A-Friend?
Carch. He knows everything. Or at least.... multiple things that could be useful in a Millionaire situation.
Congrats, you've been cast on MTV's the Real World! Which 6 Hype members would you pick to live in a house with you? Why?
Bamfer. Someone has to be there to witness how hilarious I am.
Knows. Someone else should be there in case Bamfer wasn't around to witness the hilariousness.
Bella. I need to talk True Blood... even if I am going to stop watching it.
LS!. Someone has to be there that will get annoyed by my constant awesome faces.
Gluon. We need that one cast member that doesn't show up that much.
Crap... uh... I only had five...
Which two Hype Members would you like to compete against in Jepoardy?
Which two Mods?
JAL and ETM. I could use easy money.
SuBe and Marx. I could use easy money.
Who is your Hype drunken duet partner?
What will you sing?
You. And we'd sing, "We're both in love with a sexy lady" by Flight of the Conchords.